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A shit fuck evening with nothing to do.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The weather is nice and I feel like going to an all black club but alas I can't for I am white.
    The days of hanging with homies feels like a thing of the past.
    I wanna go get speeding tickets and put dents in my car.
    My life has slowed to a point where I barely even move enough to be considered alive.
    When I do have a little free time for myself there is no one to spend it with.
    Chell is absorbed by television shows which make me want to blow off my head.
    She says "let's clean the house" but that is not fun and not even on a list of things I would consider.
    I am too poor to do much more.
    Think Ill just give up on having fun and imma try and give myself a lobotomy to calm down.
    Im suppose to work for another 35 years but by then my hands will be so locked up I won't even be able to jack off.
    Summer may sound nice to you but to me it is not.
    Summer is a reason to go outside but I am in such pitiful shape I wish not too and save my embarrassment for the mirror.
    My dead end fuck all job leaves a ptsd of another kind withering away at my soul.
    Was there ever such a thing as "fun"?
  2. #2
    Data African Astronaut
    Bitch
  3. #3
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Data Bitch

    If bitch = unsuccessful male, you are the definition of it.
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    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump If bitch = unsuccessful male, you are the definition of it.

    Bitch
  5. #5
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Fona living out of his brand new leased Lexus on the beach of San Diego or LA where he can crash in his Lexus SUV or rent a fucking Oddesey Van and throw a Matress in the back of it and deliver pizzas for 10 hours a fucking day 4 days a week and on off days when few people are at the beach, he could be learning to surf, getting a tan, have money in the bank building up and be beach bum. maybe even pitch a tent in the summer and meet attractive college ladies on summer break or even some sexy older MILFs renting a hotel for the weekend to get away from Hubby or Boyfriend.

    DUDE. I told you before and I´ll tell you again. GO WEST. Lease a fucking SUV and Deliver Grub Hub all day long and dont bother with Uber and people. fuck them. you make more money but you spend more money. just deliver food and car parts or some shit 4 days a week. 2 days on, Thurs off, work fri and sat and or whatever. Sun Mon Tues wed and thurs off.
  6. #6
    Data African Astronaut
    Lol bitch
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    You´re saying you´re happy with Chell. But then you say this shit.

    Its sinking in. The hUm Drum. Dont leave Chell.. just tell her you´re young and You´re going to have some breathing time. You dont have to leave her. just have an open relationship. just wrap your dick.

    You would hardly spend money. Just drink Protein Drinks and smoothies and eat a steak or burger or chicken once in a while. Scarf down some serious Fish Tacos in Santa Monica or Encinada has a well known Fish Taco stand. even Venice Beach has like 3 blocks of really cool foodery shit and food trucks. Your life would be pretty cool. Dont meet people who do drugs. Stay away from people as friends. most of them will bring you down. Unless they´re really sucessful people. Dont make too close of friends with Beach Bums.. most of them are meth head cunts.

    Just get laid. Wrap your dick for real (lots of fucking going on in LA.. its a meat market and people cheat on each other down there--lots)


    You will be so fucking happy. You´ll come back a true Brah. You dont have to talk surfer guy by learning to surf. just be a normal guy, pick up a little of the local lexicon to chat with people. Tell people you´re from Ohio. Trust me, People respect Ohio because some of the most famous musicians and artist come out of Ohio. Lots of Film Stars like Bob Hope and Phillis Diller came out of there (but thats archaic as hell) but dont act like a bumpkin from Ohio. Say you got burned out on your banker Job in (insert your town here) and are just taking a summer off staying at a hotel. if you meet some nice lady, get a fucking room. Say the room you rented is a shitty American Extended and with the money you save, Rent an Impressive room. the hotter the lady, the better you pay. Like a Ritz in Laguna Nigel. Especially if she´s rich. Usually rich college girls or Milfs are better looking because they have better dental and boob jobs. Dont worry about ¨Her fake tits¨ enjoy. Also Rich girls usually arent as back stabbing. they didnt have it rough in life so poor meth head trailer girls are the worse kind. find a well educated girl, dont talk much. just say you were a bank manager going to Ohio State

    I wouldnt lie about my age (you dont need to) I would fake it until I make it. But keep your fakes small and few. and never double back because they will know and blow you off. Tell them later you were born in the bay area. If someone you really like says ¨Me Too¨ Text me and Ill let you know what to say to her. Tell her you missed the Bay Area but your parents took a job in Ohio to buy a house they liked and you got stuck there and went to LA but are California local . if things go off track. Do whatever. lie, dont lie. get laid and be yourself

    but people fake some shit.


    I am talking too much now. Let me know if you need me to be like that Cyrano de Bergerac
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Also I never meant to disrespect Chell. tell her that. Because I know you told her what I said and I dont want her coming after me shooting me or some shit.

    If you love her, dont leave her for good. But You need to soil your Oats, bromo. and Women usually accept that. Hell even Yoko allowed John to do that. She even set him up nwith a fine ass Chinese Model with big ass titties. but John went back to Yoko. And she is like 10 years older than John Lennon was. Like 11 years older.

    Tell Chell if things work out, you save money up.. and have your way or just live in California free bird style. beach bum and dont rent but save your money. Have her transfer her Job. Whatever she does (drug councling?) pays probably 3x4 times as much. i was thinking of becoming a Social Worker but its 4 years of college and 18 month certification. I only have 2 years of college. I still might do it but its like 70k starting and after 5 years I think is like 120k a year or some shit.
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  9. #9
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    One last thing. Not all houses in California are 3 times the national average.

    You and chel could find a house in a meth capital like San Bernadoo for probably under 400k and only need 40k as a down and the mortgage would be less than a rent in coastal town in LA.

    Its only like 50 miles inland and 50 miles south of LA. like between San Diego and LA in the desert area. Lots of Meth heads for Chell to straighten up. Shit she could even argue her wages fro day one to highest pay with a county. Assuming she is a Social Worker/Drug Councler? She could take some police acadamy courses and make big bucks. Have her go do the 6-8 month course. She cant be a cop after age 35 if she already wasnt one ( I found this out) but she could be a Parole Officer or some shit. Starting Pay is 80k and in like 3 years she could move to LA and make like 130k. once she´s a parole officer she could probably elected into an official Job for like 250-300k a year. Not lying.

    I´ll be her Campaign Manager and we can tell Harper Reed this is a TOTSE linked site. Im sure he would help you out. Not me. I think he knows Who I am and probably hates me. I never said he was Corrupted or Guilty of Shit. I said they probably used him for being a former TOTSE ORIGINAL
  10. #10
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I did lots of stuff and have more to do. I just smoked a weed for the first time in almost a week and it only made me feel worse but still craved much more. Everyone lately has told me to calm down because my adhd is much worse without thc/cbd in my system. Fuck I feel fuzzier and shittier it's crazy I've consumed literally tonnes of this shit for my own detriment. Addiction is so stupid. I worry about my kids getting the same curse passed on. My daughters moms family may not be as predisposed to addiction but my daughters mom is more prone to that kinda lifestyle and has exposed her other children to it. She also knows I will be an angry dick to her if I suspect anything so she lies and although she is a shitty liar, I'm not close enough with her to cross reference her lies and catch her. Makes me grateful

    Yeah I'm definitely done with weed. Unless I'm really mad and unfocused. Fuck this stupid plant. Anyone remember how "it's just a plant" was advertised on totse? Kinda cool thinking back. Its a stupid plant though. Blah
  11. #11
    Data African Astronaut
    What kinda shitty?

    Weed is best with tolerance

    Other cannabinoids coming soon to fix everything you hate about it
  12. #12
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I have no motivation or energy left in my body.
    I am laying down.
  13. #13
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I have no motivation or energy left in my body.
    I am laying down.

    Covid-19
  14. #14
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I have no motivation or energy left in my body.
    I am laying down.

    Meth, its what's for dinner
  15. #15
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Sudo I did lots of stuff and have more to do. I just smoked a weed for the first time in almost a week and it only made me feel worse but still craved much more. Everyone lately has told me to calm down because my adhd is much worse without thc/cbd in my system. Fuck I feel fuzzier and shittier it's crazy I've consumed literally tonnes of this shit for my own detriment. Addiction is so stupid. I worry about my kids getting the same curse passed on. My daughters moms family may not be as predisposed to addiction but my daughters mom is more prone to that kinda lifestyle and has exposed her other children to it. She also knows I will be an angry dick to her if I suspect anything so she lies and although she is a shitty liar, I'm not close enough with her to cross reference her lies and catch her. Makes me grateful

    Yeah I'm definitely done with weed. Unless I'm really mad and unfocused. Fuck this stupid plant. Anyone remember how "it's just a plant" was advertised on totse? Kinda cool thinking back. Its a stupid plant though. Blah

    I just smoked pot and for the first time in like 2 years bought a beer. the last one was in NYC and one in Vegas a few days later. but I didnt drink the entire thing. maybe half so like 12 oz of a tall boy

    it was to bring me down from the shit paranoia of pot. Not im not going back to drinking beer again. I just couldnt find a low alcohol 0.5 and got a coors light which is like 2,3 percent
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I just smoked pot and for the first time in like 2 years bought a beer. the last one was in NYC and one in Vegas a few days later. but I didnt drink the entire thing. maybe half so like 12 oz of a tall boy

    it was to bring me down from the shit paranoia of pot. Not im not going back to drinking beer again. I just couldnt find a low alcohol 0.5 and got a coors light which is like 2,3 percent

    You smoked pot just a couple weeks ago. You got super paranoid and made a new account.
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  17. #17
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    This is what Hiki I felt was going to do but worse.

    However I like how he mellowed out since posting that shit.

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats You smoked pot just a couple weeks ago. You got super paranoid and made a new account.

    I meant I drank beer for the first time in like 2 years and only got it to balance out the weed. i only drank half. they didnt have a single 12 oz can. I made a new account?
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  19. #19
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I meant I drank beer for the first time in like 2 years and only got it to balance out the weed. i only drank half. they didnt have a single 12 oz can. I made a new account?

    Yes. March 22nd i think.
    Click your username.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Data Bitch

    i dont remember asking what you do for a living.
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