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  1. #1
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman


    I was going to purchase one as a gift for Gigi but knowing I like coffee too it seemed selfish. like buying a body stocking for her and turning it into a present instead of just throwing at her and telling her ¨Here, Bitch. Put this on after you shower¨ in a pillowtalk kind of way.



    Yet Gigi bought it for us so I returned the gift by buying her these cute BT Ear buds. I got myself an Identical pair in white.


    K you´re all starting to bug me right now. You can fuck off now!

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  2. #2
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    there is a glitch in Lannys piece of shit photo code

  3. #3
    cigreting Dark Matter
    what about a gastrointestinal gastrointestinal?
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I wouldn't necessarily call it selfish, the way I see it is its something for fun for you guys to be more intimate together (does she even have sex with you lol) and its basically stroking her woman ego implying you think she's sexy

    I tried to buy my ex gf something I wanted to see her in and she looked at some of the stuff I was showing her and she thought some of them were "cute" but told me she ultimately thinks its weird (she's kind of a tomboy) and I was like

    "oooh whatever.. I just figured it would be something fun for us to do together since you always put down everything else I want to do besides me using you a fuck doll

    and anyways I dropped it because it pointless asking her over and over to do something that I want to do but I would do things she wanted to do like go see her family, meet her friends ect..

    so on her birthday i took her out to eat and when we got back she came out of the bathroom in a very sexy outfit and I was surprised that she actually took what I said to heart and so I took a bunch of pictures and made a film, good times

    too bad I still dont have those pictures, its like crem de la creme pie, if you know what I mean hahahahahaahah
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Kal Joose



    K you´re all starting to bug me right now. You can fuck off now!

    I thought you were leaving..
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Kal Joose

    I got the same one at Goodwill a few years back for $8.00
    It was pretty nice and I enjoyed it but I have since moved on from that model.
    It is a very outdated coffee maker but I'm sure it looks retro to you and matches your turn tables.
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Hey OP,
    I HIGHLY RECOMMEND you get the reusable pod things.



    Save you a bunch of money.
  8. #8
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by cigreting what about a gastrointestinal gastrointestinal?

    I couldnt shit. I had a burrito, then a cup of Apple sauce and some coffee. Woke up.. toook a big healthy poop. then I had some coffee and took another one. Feel great and awake now.
  9. #9
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Hey OP,
    I HIGHLY RECOMMEND you get the reusable pod things.



    Save you a bunch of money.

    It defeats the purpose, My Man. you fill it up but the bag the shit comes in gets air in it and then it loses its freshness. Unless We used those and a bean grinders. that might work. Go to Safeway (Grociery) and buy fresh beans ungrounded. that could work. thanks for the info.

    Im sure Keurig be like (FUCKING HELLLL THATS 90 PERCENT OF OUR MARK UP)
  10. #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I use to smoke Newport butts off the street.
    Not concerned if my coffee is slightly stale.
    Really doubt you can even tell.
  11. #11
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I use to smoke Newport butts off the street.
    Not concerned if my coffee is slightly stale.
    Really doubt you can even tell.

    OK. so this explains why you wont leave the got damn nest. You just are using Chell to mommy you and take care of your needs. Fuking hell man. Launch already
  12. #12
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Kal Joose OK. so this explains why you wont leave the got damn nest. You just are using Chell to mommy you and take care of your needs. Fuking hell man. Launch already

    Chell and I get along very well together.
    We don't always mix but even when we are far apart over something we don't react and start yelling at each other or tearing each other down.
    She has been nothing but uplifting and supportive.
    Also, she makes more money than me and the rent just went up.
  13. #13
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    LOL Wrong lalt
  14. #14
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Chell and I get along very well together.
    We don't always mix but even when we are far apart over something we don't react and start yelling at each other or tearing each other down.
    She has been nothing but uplifting and supportive.
    Also, she makes more money than me and the rent just went up.
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    the fuck
  16. #16
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I wouldn't necessarily call it selfish, the way I see it is its something for fun for you guys to be more intimate together (does she even have sex with you lol) and its basically stroking her woman ego implying you think she's sexy

    I tried to buy my ex gf something I wanted to see her in and she looked at some of the stuff I was showing her and she thought some of them were "cute" but told me she ultimately thinks its weird (she's kind of a tomboy) and I was like

    "oooh whatever.. I just figured it would be something fun for us to do together since you always put down everything else I want to do besides me using you a fuck doll

    and anyways I dropped it because it pointless asking her over and over to do something that I want to do but I would do things she wanted to do like go see her family, meet her friends ect..

    so on her birthday i took her out to eat and when we got back she came out of the bathroom in a very sexy outfit and I was surprised that she actually took what I said to heart and so I took a bunch of pictures and made a film, good times

    too bad I still dont have those pictures, its like crem de la creme pie, if you know what I mean hahahahahaahah

    Share video of you stirring some other dudes porridge
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  17. #17
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    So.. I believe we have maybe 4 regular fags. 3 Bisexual tards. 3 used to be a gay or would be but straight in general. and Me. Straight. cept that time when I was 11. But that doesnt count. I wasnt developed yet and went the normal way. Straight!
  18. #18
    cigreting Dark Matter
    ok faggot
  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting Share video of you stirring some other dudes porridge

    Not sure what you're talking about you, retard
  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    i am seriously disappointed in you
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