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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Its because of taxh
Originally posted by Lodger Free
I know this because I was told this. everyone was calling him Taco thinking he mispelled it or was being cute about it. I know you're just being silly but I am MANsplaining why I know this. and how it clearly associates but not "Take your med-Free Association"
Not everything you hallucin8 is true
It's because of tachosomoza the south American commie. His real name is super white sounding. I enjoyed his race posting more than most people
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good point. I agree that he is acting EXACTLY like Tacho who was also black
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I don't trust no barkeep 'don't have a few drinks throughout the day/night. It's pretty customary to offer a complimentary shot to your regulars and often times take one with them as a token of appreciation and celebration to good times.
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lanny.
i fell in love with her the moment her non-binary texts streaked across my crt screen.
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Originally posted by blaster master
Tbh, i havent heard from you in a year or two so I assumed you weren't interested and figured i wouldn't bother you.
Alright, simp story time boys.
So last summer I move back to my hometown after being gone from here over a decade. My family all moved away so it's kinda strange living here, lotta memories of when things were better for me.
And one sunday morning I was out of toothpaste so I went to the drug store, and I'm waiting in line and I get to the cashier and she deadnames me. Not many people call me by my real name, most people call me Red. She's like is your name abcxyz? And who is it, but this chicken I went to grade school, jr high and high school with. She was the first girl to ever reject my affection in the 6th grade and went on to be like hotter than fuck and our prom queen and shit.
And here she is working the sunday morning shift at the drug store looking blown out af. So I gave her my business card, said we should grab coffee sometime. Went back a couple more times, she said it was nice to see me, ect, and then I stopped seeing her at that drug store, I figured she must have moved on and gotten a better job. Then when I'd go there I'd notice the staff was looking at me kinda funny, maybe I look scummy enough to be a shop lifter I figured.
The chicken never hit me up, I figured maybe she was nervous or forgot, so a few months later I looked her up on google and it said she still lived at her parents old house, and it listed a cell phone number for her. So while laying around drinking beers the brilliant idea of sending her a text dawned upon me. So i said something along the lines of "hey chicken, it's abcxyz, i know this is weird, but i looked you up on google and figured id hit you up and see if you wanna get coffee or a drink sometime." No response, whatever.
The next day I'm at work and I get a phone call from my hometowns police dept phone number. LOL.
I answer, it's a detective and he says, "hey man, don't call or text that chicken and don't go back to that drug store, she wants to put a restraining order against you but when i reviewed the case it seemed like the next step was to call and tell you the contact was unwanted and to leave her alone."
He wasnt a dick about it but pretty much told me not to do shit like that anymore because it's weird.
Literally 1984
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Originally posted by blaster master
Tbh, i havent heard from you in a year or two so I assumed you weren't interested and figured i wouldn't bother you.
Alright, simp story time boys.
So last summer I move back to my hometown after being gone from here over a decade. My family all moved away so it's kinda strange living here, lotta memories of when things were better for me.
And one sunday morning I was out of toothpaste so I went to the drug store, and I'm waiting in line and I get to the cashier and she deadnames me. Not many people call me by my real name, most people call me Red. She's like is your name abcxyz? And who is it, but this chicken I went to grade school, jr high and high school with. She was the first girl to ever reject my affection in the 6th grade and went on to be like hotter than fuck and our prom queen and shit.
And here she is working the sunday morning shift at the drug store looking blown out af. So I gave her my business card, said we should grab coffee sometime. Went back a couple more times, she said it was nice to see me, ect, and then I stopped seeing her at that drug store, I figured she must have moved on and gotten a better job. Then when I'd go there I'd notice the staff was looking at me kinda funny, maybe I look scummy enough to be a shop lifter I figured.
The chicken never hit me up, I figured maybe she was nervous or forgot, so a few months later I looked her up on google and it said she still lived at her parents old house, and it listed a cell phone number for her. So while laying around drinking beers the brilliant idea of sending her a text dawned upon me. So i said something along the lines of "hey chicken, it's abcxyz, i know this is weird, but i looked you up on google and figured id hit you up and see if you wanna get coffee or a drink sometime." No response, whatever.
The next day I'm at work and I get a phone call from my hometowns police dept phone number. LOL.
I answer, it's a detective and he says, "hey man, don't call or text that chicken and don't go back to that drug store, she wants to put a restraining order against you but when i reviewed the case it seemed like the next step was to call and tell you the contact was unwanted and to leave her alone."
He wasnt a dick about it but pretty much told me not to do shit like that anymore because it's weird.
Lol I was joking bud.
& Dannnnggg Daniel couldnβt give even one fuck off kindly before going to police. π π
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Originally posted by RIPtotse
Damn dude. What's next? Taking assassin jobs for hard cash?
Nah. I only accept catalytic converters as payment.
The dollar aint worth shit.
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Yeah you should have a character named Poncheaux that lives alone in the sewer systems when he isn't working 90 hours a week down at the hatchery, of which he donates away his entire paycheck for the betterment of others while sacrifice his own well-being and surviving off the bare essentials.
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2022-04-28 at 2:08 PM UTC
in
Being racist at work
I started being racist at work.
At first when The whites complained about not being able to understand anyone I was like damn bro calm down that's a bit offensive no?
And now I'm the complete opposite I will blame "not speaking proper English" because you can't understand anyone it's too loud sometimes so I just pretend like I do
Blacks- I don't know what it is with blacks male and female but they are so angry. At what? Idk but you can't interact with them without a DANG OL WOOP WOOP and them hooyong and hollering about God knows what so I just ignore them
Mainly it's Indians and blacks I think they are the worst races. Spanish and Asians are cool
Sometimes I don't give black people any items at their station because they seem angry so I'm like fuck that
Sometimes when I talk to them they are cool but usually not.
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no one is interesting and drugs are cooler than people anyway
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2022-04-27 at 12:51 AM UTC
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What type of job do you have?
i install glory holes in bars
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Originally posted by Meikai
in any given 24 hour period, on average, probably like 9 hours of sleep. it's kind of on a normal distribution though, i sleep 7 or 11 hours somewhat often and 5 or 13 hours from time to time.
With that handsome stud Scron sleeping by your side, i'm surprised you don't sleep every day away. πππ₯°
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Iβd defo be a serial killer in the 70s
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2022-04-25 at 4:04 PM UTC
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me and star trek hung out
Could only imagine how much booze it must take to make you're presence tolerable.
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2022-04-25 at 1:38 PM UTC
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me and star trek hung out
Did you fags fuk each other in the ass?
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2022-04-25 at 1:48 AM UTC
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Tell me a bit Bradley
Originally posted by frala
Heβs probably just pulling your pigtails bc he wants to suck your dick
had to turn the schmeal down on my lappy!
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biden said "they're going after mickey mouse for godsake" probably remembering all the great sex he had there
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