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2022-04-30 at 3:32 AM UTCSlid through a yellow last minute and next thing I know I see the red and blue lights behind me.
At first I pulled over for them thinking Ill just tell the pig cop off with some truths and let him know he's wasting both our time.
But then I noticed a tiny little midget car between him and me so I got confused just who the hell he was pulling over.
I figured 1 cop cant pull over 2 cars because 1 does not equal 2 so I drove off.
Now Im sitting on the porch and 3 times now a cop has drove past looking at the truck and glaring over at me.
Don't care cuz it was yellow when I blew that red light and they can get fucked. -
2022-04-30 at 3:35 AM UTCDamn dude. What's next? Taking assassin jobs for hard cash?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-30 at 3:38 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-30 at 3:39 AM UTCMic drop
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2022-04-30 at 4:22 AM UTCYou mean amber?
Oh you pulled over because you shit your pants -
2022-04-30 at 4:34 AM UTC
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2022-04-30 at 4:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats Slid through a yellow last minute and next thing I know I see the red and blue lights behind me.
At first I pulled over for them thinking Ill just tell the pig cop off with some truths and let him know he's wasting both our time.
But then I noticed a tiny little midget car between him and me so I got confused just who the hell he was pulling over.
I figured 1 cop cant pull over 2 cars because 1 does not equal 2 so I drove off.
Now Im sitting on the porch and 3 times now a cop has drove past looking at the truck and glaring over at me.
Don't care cuz it was yellow when I blew that red light and they can get fucked.
Your truck or car etc has to be fully in the intersection "box" before turning red.
If your car is halfway over the crosswalk or halfway into the intersection box and turns red, they could get you for an unsafe easement or red light run. At least in California.
However in California is one of the fewest states where you can make a right turn, after a complete stop either at a Stop Sign or Red Light unless post so. But if you don't stop all the way at a stop sign, it's refered to as a California Roll or Failing to come to a complete stop. -
2022-04-30 at 6:58 AM UTClol fleeing in a vehicle probably not the best idea but a few times I have had to HOOF it because I know the fuckers are gonna stop me and I ain't doing nothing (I can already here the cops voice "SO WHY DID YOU RUN")
Because hearing a police officer say anything makes me not want to live anymore they are annoying retards SER SER SER PLEASE STAY THERE WE AREN'T DONE YET, well I am motherfucker! gonna go hide in this bush PEACEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-30 at 7 AM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood lol fleeing in a vehicle probably not the best idea but a few times I have had to HOOF it because I know the fuckers are gonna stop me and I ain't doing nothing (I can already here the cops voice "SO WHY DID YOU RUN")
Because hearing a police officer say anything makes me not want to live anymore they are annoying retards SER SER SER PLEASE STAY THERE WE AREN'T DONE YET, well I am motherfucker! gonna go hide in this bush PEACE
Cops are annoying piggies with guns. -
2022-04-30 at 7:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lodger Free Your truck or car etc has to be fully in the intersection "box" before turning red.
If your car is halfway over the crosswalk or halfway into the intersection box and turns red, they could get you for an unsafe easement or red light run. At least in California.
However in California is one of the fewest states where you can make a right turn, after a complete stop either at a Stop Sign or Red Light unless post so. But if you don't stop all the way at a stop sign, it's refered to as a California Roll or Failing to come to a complete stop.
Basically heβs allowed through amber but heβs a pussy and shit his pants when he saw the lights behind -
2022-04-30 at 11:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lodger Free Your truck or car etc has to be fully in the intersection "box" before turning red.
If your car is halfway over the crosswalk or halfway into the intersection box and turns red, they could get you for an unsafe easement or red light run. At least in California.
However in California is one of the fewest states where you can make a right turn, after a complete stop either at a Stop Sign or Red Light unless post so. But if you don't stop all the way at a stop sign, it's refered to as a California Roll or Failing to come to a complete stop.
Try the stop sign scam where you go out and openly film people obviously rolling through stop signs then block their path and threaten to report them unless they pay you half the amount of the fine they'd end up getting if you did. I suppose that's blackmail or extortion but who cares and people will pay. Not to mention you're helping to reduce crime and keep the streets safermThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-30 at 1:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Try the stop sign scam where you go out and openly film people obviously rolling through stop signs then block their path and threaten to report them unless they pay you half the amount of the fine they'd end up getting if you did. I suppose that's blackmail or extortion but who cares and people will pay. Not to mention you're helping to reduce crime and keep the streets saferm
Batman status. -
2022-04-30 at 1:19 PM UTCYou should have pulled him through the drivers side window, snapped his neck and eaten his brain
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2022-04-30 at 3:03 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-30 at 5:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by blaster master Or for added effect, do the drunk driver scam. This requires two people.
The first person sits in a bar at a fancy restaurant or something like a nice golf course and keeps an eye on things in the bar and the parking lot. What he's going to be looking for is someone with a nice car who is obviously drunk driving.
Person two is driving around the area just hanging out maybe running some errands, but in touch with person one, and definitely not doing something stupid like parked in the same parking lot that your marks are going to be leaving from.
Once person ones sees the target getting ready to leave person two is going to drive towards the area looing specifically to get into a fender bender with the drunk driving target. The fender bender is going to even specifically be caused by person 2, because in America all accidents involving alcohol are at the fault of the drunk person regardless of how the accident happened. It's also an aggravated dui if anyone is hurt.
This is where the scam happens, the driver needs to keep it real cool and be like, man I smell alcohol on you, are you sure you wanna call the police? Here, i'll follow you home, you hit an atm and get me 600 bucks to cover my damage.
I dont want to constantly replace my damn fender tho -
2022-04-30 at 5:37 PM UTC
