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  1. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by the pat-man if u want to meet fashy hohol ladies just join azov im sure they have groupies

    I don't want to get my ass blown off by Russkies.
  2. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    If your farts are especially smelly or frequent, you are probably lactose intolerant. You should cut out dairy.

    If that doesn't help there is underwear you can get with activated charcoal pads.
  3. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Oh Bebe I thought our life together was already complete 😢
  4. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Zanick Would you call the police if I stood on your sidewalk outside your home, looking menacingly into your window while holding a military-grade weapon? Just trying to figure out where the line is for you niggas.

    If you didn't come in for a cup of tea, then yeah.

    What would my Pomeranian make of you?
  5. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I took a 10mg Valium (I have a low tolerance) and am drinking old whiskey an chatting on tiny BLTC.

    Where are my babies?
  6. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Daily This is the flag of Slovakia

    Odd flag to be displaying in the Ukraine. Is this some sort of Slavic thing?

    If I went there with an Irish flag would the girl I posted knock all my teeth out?
  7. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Its like it never even happened, life in this country is too easy.

    They gave me some pills to take at the dentists. All I remember is starting to feel drunk off of them in the lobby, then 3 hours later the dentist is saying its over. Did not feel a thing. What the fuck?

    I know people who are afraid to death of going to the dentist because they've had teeth removed without anesthetics. After some years when anesthetics became available, people would still tell me that it hurt and that they cried when having molars removed. Not in the U.S., though.

    Life here is too easy, its almost like cheating. Life is supposed to come out of nowhere and hit you in the head with a bat when you least expect it, what is this cozy bullshit?

    Apparently when I had an angiogram (when they go in through your crotch arteries to access your heart with a probe) I was loaded up with benzos. I don't remember anything, but the Doctors were laughing, cos I was babbling about how cool totse was during the procedure. They found my bullshit hilarious.

    I was also loaded on diazepam when I had a colonoscopy. Kinda sorry I don't remember that one.

    I was given morphine when I had some heart work done, I remember that one, but I just feel good things about that, even though the procedure was speculative and unsuccessful.

    Benzos apparently make you unable to encode or be traumatised by negative experiences. That alone is why they should be mandatory.

    Whores give me next to nothing when they did my lung biopsy, or my bone marrow biopsy.
  8. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces Mo’Fo’ gots jokes

  9. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Any here mix benzos and booze together regularly? They potentiate each other, and can be quite dangerous in terms of altering your behaviour.

    Quite a few times I have simply taken ridiculous doses of benzos, like 5 or 6 high dose pills, and driven, somehow. I once found a melted traffic cone inside my car's engine.

    Once my friend failed an exam, so had to repeat an exam, and I let him have my benzo box, which at the time was a couple of hundred pills of assorted pills, just a big candy-box of ativan and klonopin and xanax. I spent the night following him around trying to keep him from drowning in the gym jacuzzi, wandering off into the ocean, and getting him back into his apartment. It was pretty fucked up, but something I'll remember.
  10. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by A College Professor those look like some very bad girls

    I want a girl that attacks me with a knife when she is angry, instead of being passive aggressive and withholding sex.
  11. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Will we ever find out what is up with Hillary? Or will all her Doctors commit suicide?
  12. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Lanny You think people are bigger in than cows lol, you're the one who's apparently never seen a farm animal.

    I bet my cows are smaller than the typical American.
  13. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    What flag is this tho?


    Glad someone beside me appreciates Hate Forest. He looks like a MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING too.
  14. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I need a fashy gf
  15. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by A College Professor her face looks like California milf



    How about this one? Way cuter imo (duck-face on the right).
  16. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Can't you just open them in Chrome?
  17. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Horrific thread.
  18. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Cows and chickens and dogs are not really wild animals in any sense. They are entirely artificial species brought into being through thousands of years of evolution and selective breeding.

    I have heard that cows and pigs will eat baby chickens if they get the chance.

    The cattle I posted are dangerous as they are so tame, as they were raised by being bucket fed milk. They will run into you and eat at your clothes. I have to watch my dog on them, and they sniff at her and eat at her fur. I am scared of them stepping on her.


    ^Not nature
  19. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by greenplastic Yea, this is kind of what I was looking for. I spend a lot of time studying electromagnetic waves but it occurred to me when I wrote this post that I'm not sure how radio waves transfer energy into devices. So what happened in this specific case is that the signal at 94.1 MHz caused a current to flow in the speaker? How does it cause a current to flow?

    The thing is that 94.1MHz radio is most likely FM (Frequency Modulation), and to pick up FM you usually need a special circuit.

    FM radio modulates the frequency slighly, while AM (Amplitude Modulation) radio modulates the signal strength, it's more like an electrical signal and gets picked up by simple circuits easier.
  20. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I though Adobe was all CC/subscription based now.

    Acrobat is a clunky POS, but still the best, especially when used with Illustrator.
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