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Posts by Soyboy

  1. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by infinityshock show of hands. who believes the poster and that chick in the pic are one in the same.

    Me for one.

    You should be looking to hookup with one of these fine girls like fralala. It's about the only way you could statistically meet a girl that could suffer your troll-like personality.
  2. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Conspiracy nuts will believe anything, but the skeptics demand truth.

    Skeptics are dipshits who get off by imagining that they're smarter than everyone else.
  3. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Cytheria is the queen of squirt.

    Didn't she just piss?
  4. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74

    šŸ˜‹

    Wait, are you wearing a trench-coat?
  5. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Revoke my right to vote and come at me bro

    This would be my first act in power.
  6. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Even women themselves know they don't make either good decisions or decisive decisions, and leave the major decision making work up to men.

    Anyone who had had to decide something with a woman knows this. The pressure is enormous, cos you know she is judging you on your decision making ability. At the same time you don't fucking know which restaurant is best.
  7. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    ...that HTS doesn't post more,
    even though she's kinda mad.
  8. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Some other fatman besides myself stated I look like a Skandanavian rather than Irish American (which is a bit of mix)

    We don't understand Irish Politics because our ancestors left over a 100 years ago. so it's uniquely pocketed American that died off mostly around 1970s or so.

    I looked up Skandanavian and they're all Tall thin fucks. I'm short. Seems most Irish are short.

    Irish people are not especially short, they're above average.

    Even though you live in Ireland you look to be mix, MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING.. what are you?

    I'm dark as hell. But I was blonde when I was a baby/toddler. I'm probably some sort of Irish-Anglo-Norman mix.

    For instance my Grandmother on my Mom's side was blonde, on my Dads was Scots Irish, my Grandfather on my Mom's was big and Irish, trad, and nationalistic and loved socialising (this is who I think I take after), my Grandfather on Dad's side just loved to drink and was degenerate and raised a fucked up family.
  9. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Daily Imagine drinking without being able to smoke

    I normally don't smoke when I drink.
  10. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm trying to step up my game in knowledge of the arts, cinema, fine dining, literature, and philosophy/psychology

    can anyone give me some ideas?

    Well, for a starter don't try to go fucking English or start worshipping anyone with a British accent. A lot of Americans do this, and they look fucking stupid when they do it.

    Find your own taste. Speak precisely and with meaning. Criticise art fearlessly - honesty always beats prestige in the long run. Avoid literature, it was good pre-internet, but now it takes too long. Create your own art - paintings or poetry or prose, and accept feedback from those you know are smart. Be uptight, be snobbish, but also judge people on their ideas, not their popularity. State openly that reputation doesn't matter, for you are a man of ideas, and you aspire to be a leader, not a follower. Create something uniquely your own and Texan, not some imitation of some English intellectual idea.
  11. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by mmQ She's also my cousin. Her name is Sadie. I don't have her info I sorry

    Bullshit.


    But she has similar facial characteristics to you, and I find them somewhat attractive. No homo.

    Or homo. I'm past caring.
  12. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Easy, alcohol.
  13. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion

    This looks slightly like bull's shit. As weird as it sounds, bull shit looks different to cow shit or bullock (neutered bull) shit. I have no idea why.
  14. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Iā€™m pretty sure the adage ā€œmorally superior beingā€ sums it up nicely

    It does. That's why Lanny, when he first noticed my posts, said "this is a morally superior creature to me" and wordenhancemented my username. Don't underestimate Lanny, for he is both a gentleman, and a scholar.
  15. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by mmQ Hey thanks soy!

    Send me your sister's contact info I want those genes.
  16. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel So whats wrong with that?

    It's an analogy. It's that saying that "Michaelangelo is indubitably one of history's finest artists" is objectively true in the same way that saying that "Bob Marley is indubitably one of history's finest musicians" is true. You don't need to like Bob Marley to agree, but whether you like him, or reggae, or not, not agreeing makes you stupid.
  17. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    How does being a tranny, and on female hormones, affect your libido and ability to hold an erection?
  18. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74

    Nice leopard glasses. Stylish girl.

    OP, objectively there is nothing ugly about you. You are not elephant man or anything. You look like a normal male in the upper 50% of attractiveness. Your face seems well androgenised, and you seem to be of normal height and musculature. In all three pictures you are making silly facial expressions, which reduce your attractiveness as a male slightly. Also you are slightly fat and your haircut is not terribly stylish. However you do not have any alopecia or obesity evident.

    Also in your third pic dogger is so cute, what breed is he, and is the girl your sister, she has similar facial characteristics to you?
  19. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Aldra feed the cat quick before it gives you toxoplasmosis.
  20. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Name - MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
    Age - 34
    Gender - Soy
    Race - Soy
    Best feature - My soy tits.
    Ideal date - Tofu and soy milk, then musical theatre - the gayer the better.
    Orientation - Hey a hole is a hole.
    Location - A region with no good women, trannies, or anything else my dick will fit into.
    Religion - Esoteric Hitlerism
    Political views - Esoteric Hitlerism
    Interests - Getting drunk and talking about the jedis.
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