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Posts by Soyboy

  1. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by ohfralala We’ve been enemies for about 3 days now.

    OMG.

    Shots fired.

    It's on now.
  2. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian They seemed intimidated when I whipped out a really old Russian Orthodox bible that was passed down through the generations.


    Don't you recognise the Hebrew characters in your Cyrillic?
  3. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by ohfralala No!

    List of enemies updated.
  4. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel When I'm there: crying, constantly saying "my life sucks" and "I hate being alive", sleeping all day, crying during sex.

    When I'm gone: happy posting, gets out of bed and does stuff, stays up all night playing games.

    You're right it is fucking stupid.

    Why are you in a relationship? You clearly don't give a fuck so why should I.

    You want someone to chase you and put in all the effort and then all you do is cry and go to sleep.

    That's not love that's just fucked. You're playing me

    Companionship is an unrecognised emotion.
  5. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Ey bring your soylent over I'll open it should your hands fail you.

    You shoot off your guns like that the army will be round around here.
  6. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    BTW for Hookup Hotel users, OP was a joke. Lanny won't ban anyone for insulting me.

  7. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Do I need to make a video on how to fix your relationship?

    Save it. We don't need to see you fucking teddy.
  8. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Sometimes I think about what it would be like to be in a relationship with myself. I don't think I could stick it. I'd attack myself with a knife, and if that didn't work I'd dump myself.

    So basically we're all insecure losers, but we're conditioned by movies and television and other fiction to like (and expect) winners. We're also ugly as fuck, but we're conditioned to expect models.

    I think learning to accept other people as they are, male or female, ugly or hot, fat or thin, is a skill that has been denied to us.

    Accepting other people as sexual beings, worthy of love and intimacy. I think that we have become superficial and fake as a result. That is why we have such a high divorce rate.

    Yes, the old system had flaws. Like back in the 1950s people would marry the first thing they came across that they could stick their dick into, because they married at 18 or 19 and were horny. But are you going to say that the current system isn't also flawed?
  9. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    THIS IS HERESY
  10. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Daily Can confirm, OP fucked my girlfriend

    Look, it wasn't easy, she's beneath what I'm used to, but yes. I struggled through.
  11. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I find this thread, especially OPs post, strangely disturbing.
  12. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Soy in your name and diet. 😛

    OMG my friend Lanny is going to ban you SO hard when he hears what you said about me. :)
  13. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Joining the JWs seems like an OK way to meet girls.
  14. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    My neighbours across the river (it's a small stream) are jehovah's witnesses. They seem OK. My dog hates them.
  15. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Aren't they all good?

    Fucking this. Don't they do special offers on guns? Like why not buy the one that's 50% off for this week only?
  16. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by HTS Pizza…

    Degenerate.
  17. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I want to be buried in a burlap sack so I don't waste any wood and I rot entirely. I'd like a tree or something planted over me, but I think that's not allowed in graveyards here, and you have to be buried in a graveyard.

    I also said to my Mom before my heart operation that if I die just donate all the organs. I wonder if that was a big deal to her. I think about it from time to time.
  18. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As in saved offline independent of your inbox. Op said "I'm fumbling through the setting and shit and I find like 52 e-mails saved from a guy she works with."

    He said saved…

    Yeah you sort emails into folders a lot of the time. So you don't get notifications for worthless spam like changes to terms and conditions.
  19. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    In the latest Strike and Mike, Mike Enoch was talking about how as a lifeguard people had to thread water for 2 minutes to get a certification, and blacks couldn't do it. The libshits made them try, he just let them cheat, cos he knew they couldn't do it.

    Something about less fat and a denser bone structure that means blacks can't float in water like whites can. For a fat-ass like me drowning is just about impossible, I just lie back and I'm safe on the water. We have occasional drowning suicides in Ireland, the guys bring weights and shit with them.
  20. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The saving of the emails suggests more than a little fun was going on. There is a difference between casual flirting and keeping emails from 4yrs ago about twat licking lol.

    What do you mean saving emails? Aren't all emails typically saved? I can easily go back in my gmail to 2006.

    It's becoming a point in the EU that business emails should be deleted after a few years - like 3 or so, to ease GDPR compliance. I don't agree with it though.

    GDPR is just an EU thing to enable the rich to hide their wealth.
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