When Chootie yawned I liked to put my finger across her mouth so she bit into it as she closed her mouth, then I'd say something to the effect of 'tee hee jk Choo Choo' and go about my business.
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Originally posted by the pat-man
those app jobs always end up sucking, theres one for handymen and they take fucking weeks to pay back for materials and they wont let you price things, so jobs like replacing an hvac unit are all a flat rate even if its on a roof or a 2 ton unit.
Murica racing to the bottom
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This girl I met like a month ago from Toronto (lives in my city atm) has been rejecting my advances because I seem "too forward" so I nexted her but then she messaged me saying "how have u been" the day after this attack took place and now suddenly wants to hang out
Can somebody break down what happened
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I've seen this before. umhmm. Meth makes people go from "OMG I wanna die" to "Die? There's AT LEAST 500 million things I need to do before even thinking about dying!" Told ya guys. Shits fly as hell.
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Originally posted by the pat-man
it is weird how that works, my buddy's mom raped him when he was a kid and yet he has been torn up about her dying for years, i think its almost worse when the relationship is bad.
yeah I don't get it bro. USually someone shit's on me once I'm done with them. I went without talking to my dad for close to a decade. I guess it's the whole blood thing. She's been crying alot and not wanting to go anywhere and talking to her mom's ashes. A buddy was picking on me talking about, "well you said her mom would never be back in your house, but she got you on a technicality"
It's good to see you posting pat-man
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Originally posted by Something Squirrel
SEINFELD WAS RIGHT I WISH MY LIFE WAS MORE LIKE THAT ONE EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS WHERE ROCKO GETS CHASED BY SCARY TERRI AND THEN THEY ALL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GIRL FROM CHARLIE BROWN THAT ALWAYS FUCKED WITH THE FOOTBALL LIKE A TYPICAL FUCKING BITCH
This sentence is like if a computer was trying to imitate me based on my posting history.
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Originally posted by Sophie
There's an Icelandic lullaby that i think Enter would like. It's called "Móðir mín í kví, kví" and it's about this woman that got pregnant out of wedlock, however she likes this noble guy(Basically medieval version of Chad, CUNT!) and since it is socially unacceptable to have a child out of wedlock during the time the song takes place in and because once the guy she likes would find out she would blow all her chances with him. She buries her young child alive killing it. Some time later, apparently the noble guy has invited her to a ball. So as she is looking for something to wear on her big night she suddenly hears the voice of the child she killed say: Why don't you wear the rags you buried me in mommy? Which is actually sung as part of the lullaby.
Lol, she got haunted or killing her child, obviously ruining date night for her.
Other than that the whole lullaby is pretty eerie but i like it.
mfw
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