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2018-05-28 at 2:34 PM UTC in Elon Musk vs The RothschildsIt's incredible how jedis all seem to know, and all seem to act together in such unison.
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2018-05-28 at 8:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionWtf I reproted §m£ÂgØL because I thought clicking the spoiler took me to a new spoiler game page Lanny made
I just reported Lanny for deceiving me into reporting §m£ÂgØLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-28 at 3:24 AM UTC in Grey haired women
Originally posted by -SpectraL I met a nice petite brunette once and we went out and had a good time, but then she started bugging me for cash for cocaine, so I said no. But she kept on asking, so I said, OK, I'll give you a hundred bucks, but that's the last I want to see of you. So she took the cash and left, but then the next day I got a message through a friend that she was sorry and wanted to see me again, and I told the friend to tell her no. So a couple of says later the same friend comes and tells me she said if I don't see her again she's going to cut all her hair off. So I told my friend to just ignore her. About a week later, I was walking by a restaurant and I looked in and she was sitting alone at a table, and she was completely bald. Then she saw me and looked at me with this really sad look, and I just paused and then kept walking.
Are you Larry David by chance? :/The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-25 at 11:25 PM UTC in I'm going to a baseball game in an hour and I'm gonna yell a bunchSporting events are great for pent up vocal release.
I like to fucking scream after every play like a basic pop out or a wild pitch or whatever. Just SCREAM at the top of my lungs like I am the most passionate sports fan in the world. Try it. You'll love it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-25 at 7:21 AM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-22 at 12:50 PM UTC in Pope tells gay manSometimes it feels like we're the loser generation.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-20 at 11:22 AM UTC in Who Watched Harry's Wedding?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-16 at 1:07 AM UTC in Watch this little white boy become a lifelong racistThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-14 at 8:12 PM UTC in Is MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Hot?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-12 at 6:50 PM UTC in I'm going to show you 3 pictures of myself and I'd like you to rate how ugly I am on a scale of UGLY - MAJOR UGLY from 1-10The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-11 at 4:27 AM UTC in I'm going to show you 3 pictures of myself and I'd like you to rate how ugly I am on a scale of UGLY - MAJOR UGLY from 1-10Now eat my fat ass you Walgreens dye job slug ass bitch.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-10 at 11:02 PM UTC in Matchmaker Thread!Name - MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
Age - 34
Gender - Soy
Race - Soy
Best feature - My soy tits.
Ideal date - Tofu and soy milk, then musical theatre - the gayer the better.
Orientation - Hey a hole is a hole.
Location - A region with no good women, trannies, or anything else my dick will fit into.
Religion - Esoteric Hitlerism
Political views - Esoteric Hitlerism
Interests - Getting drunk and talking about the jedis.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-10 at 10:02 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-10 at 3:51 PM UTC in Matchmaker Thread!Hi.
My name is Andrew Steele.
I am 27 years old.
My birthday is May 16th 1990.
I live in Dayton Ohio.
I am white looking for anything but jedi.
I have blond hair and blue eyes.
I got a deep manly voice I use to tell people to do things.
I love America
My fona-fone # is (937) 522-1751
Call or text me!
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2018-05-09 at 12:21 PM UTC in The Retard RodeoOne time I lived with a bunch of retarded people and got them all hooked on weed.
They were all retarded and because of my weed they started eating like crazy and the girls would get horny and not know what being aroused is so they would freak out and be like "IT TINGLES! MY FLOWERS TINGLES!" and some retarded guy would take them into a room and they would have retard sex (which lasts like 10 hours and makes a huge mess btw)
They would fuck in the bathroom for hours. They would use entire boxes of condoms in one session and destroy any bedroom is was fucked up animalistic drug fueled retard hedonism.
One time after a long afternoon sex session that started around 11am and ended in the late afternoon in the bedroom of a friend of mine, he went in and there was shit all over the bed. He put a bunch of newspaper and garbage bags over it and we dragged it into the alley and left it there.
The tard girls also would get violent and pretty much only existed to get high and fuck. I was the one who supplied all the weed and made my living off trying to get as much of the tards disability money as possible. None of them ever bought weed before so I sold eighths for $30, grams were solid $10, quarters were $60 an ounces $200. I paid like 400 a QP for indoor and mostly sold them outdoor because they would flip out and act crazy on the good stuff.
I gave a girl dabs once and she kept trying to dial an ambulance or police, she didn't know what one and she was fine just freaking out and really wanted to dial 911.
One of the girls, Amanda (see above pic) would wake up, walk into the living room and yell "I WANT WEED NOW!" and punch her boyfriend Jessie (See above pic, 40 year old jedi guy that didn't know she was retarded) as hard as she can in the arm and he would not even be mad or upset even though it was a really good punch and look like it hurt he just goes "OW! AMANDA!" in his nasally jedi voice, then he gets some money from his wallet, gives it to me and I give him some weed.
One time she punched him so hard she broke his glasses and cut his face, another time knocked a plate of food out of his hand and he just smiled and cleaned it up.
He also got her pregnant when I was there (they had been together a few months, i was there less than a month)
They have a retard baby together now.
My best friend (spacepantz) and I both endured this for 3-4 weeks one Spring while we were selling weed and working, made LOTS of money but at the cost of our sanity. Spacepantz is now in a mental hospital, and I'm a recovering meth addict.
I like to think we were good kids and that the evils of society and lack of eugenics is why our lives are so fucked.
That is the story of the Retard Rodeo.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-08 at 2:46 AM UTC in collage of brown people
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2018-05-07 at 12:42 AM UTC in If you were to be sentenced to death...Lanny would you ever die for a theory some big brained jedi came up with that goes against all known natural lawThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-05 at 2:40 PM UTC in Update Bill Krozby's usertitleAt least he's not a hypocriteThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 6 AM UTC in Talking to my gf about having a kidIt really doesn't matter what I think. You're going to make a child with your idiot girlfriend and then you'll choke her or something and she'll leave you and you'll have another bastard you never get to see. If the kid is lucky, your girlfriend will marry someone decent and he/she will grow up with a fake dad instead of a rapist dad.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 9:22 PM UTC in Amy Schumer in hospital with STDThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
