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  1. How old do you think she is?
  2. Originally posted by NARCassist i mean she could come and do that right next to my chair and do it continuously all day long and at no point would i find it in the least bit annoying. as a normal straight guy i always love seeing that, at any time of day.



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    Whats annoying is that that bra is still on at the end of the gif
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  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    I would say the girl isn't over 25 as a sure bet. Most likely though she's like 20.
  4. I was thinking like 16
  5. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    It's a 26 year old pornstar called Dillion Harper who has been gangbanged multiple times
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  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Daily It's a 26 year old pornstar called Dillion Harper who has been gangbanged multiple times

    Nice. NOICE.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Juicebox Whats annoying is that that bra is still on at the end of the gif
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  8. At least 12
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    I'm 12 and what is this?
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    There's an Icelandic lullaby that i think Enter would like. It's called "Móðir mín í kví, kví" and it's about this woman that got pregnant out of wedlock, however she likes this noble guy(Basically medieval version of Chad, CUNT!) and since it is socially unacceptable to have a child out of wedlock during the time the song takes place in and because once the guy she likes would find out she would blow all her chances with him. She buries her young child alive killing it. Some time later, apparently the noble guy has invited her to a ball. So as she is looking for something to wear on her big night she suddenly hears the voice of the child she killed say: Why don't you wear the rags you buried me in mommy? Which is actually sung as part of the lullaby.

    Lol, she got haunted or killing her child, obviously ruining date night for her.


    Other than that the whole lullaby is pretty eerie but i like it.
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  11. old enuf wooo wooop
  12. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Whenever I need to verify whether a woman is attractive, I imagine her as a decapitated head, hair shaved and makeup removed with bleach. If she still has pleasing symmetry after this transformation, I know she was hot in the first place. This gangbanged pornstar doesn't fit the bill.
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Zanick Whenever I need to verify whether a woman is attractive, I imagine her as a decapitated head, hair shaved and makeup removed with bleach. If she still has pleasing symmetry after this transformation, I know she was hot in the first place. This gangbanged pornstar doesn't fit the bill.

    She'll look mighty pale once decapitated.
  14. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    That's the point, you have to remove all the color so that you can objectively frame the more prominent features like her cheekbones, nose, chin, etc. You don't want her makeup or the natural color in her cheeks to obfuscate her natural beauty. That's why she has to have been dead for a while.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Zanick That's the point, you have to remove all the color so that you can objectively frame the more prominent features like her cheekbones, nose, chin, etc. You don't want her makeup or the natural color in her cheeks to obfuscate her natural beauty. That's why she has to have been dead for a while.

    The best eye color is 'milky color of death' amirite?

    I basically do the same with lolis so you're absolutely right. Because these days parents put make up on their 4 year old daughters and whatnot so you gottta make sure know what i'm saying?

    /222/ Respect.
  16. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    A barely convincing facsimile of a woman.
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  18. DAMN, you suck ass, Obbe.
  19. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Enter DAMN, you suck ass, Obbe.

  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    "I won't allow this to continue."

    I know I'll regret it if I choose to live due to a simple fear of non-existence or childish hopes. I'm going to put an end to this. Maybe I'll send CASPER the coordinates to my body, where you'll also find a few thousand in cash. Or I could post a delayed message on xchan, turning it into a game.

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