2019-01-28 at 12:28 AM UTC
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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2018-12-13 at 1:55 PM UTC
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Old white women make me sick
Old women are angry from lack of D.
Guys have been tryin to fuck them their whole life,then it stops.
No power. That has to fuck them up. To know you’re useless for the most part (except granny shit)
Be nice to old women. They are suffering 🌹
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bought a vape yesterday bc smoking drugs should bcome obsolete soon.
crack? you can put that shit in a vape
dmt? vape that shit!
tek? cm'on man, that's all it's eva' been. Just vaaape!
The cuul thing about vapes is if you get pulled over and the cop your meth vape, he's not gonna take it. He's just gonna call you a faggot.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Originally posted by the pat-man
does anyone ever actually tip for takeout?
That's
exactly why I used that example.
Pretty much every takeout style restaurant has a tip option on their debit machine.
And you always have to go through that awkward part of actively selecting "No Tip" or "$0.00".
It's just not a comforting situation to be in.
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Sarah Silverman is seriously the must unfunny comic. I can’t think of a single time she’s made me laugh plus she has that whiny jedi voice. At least she’s cute and stood up for her friend.
Anyways APPARENTLY he’s a champion masturbater. Hats off. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten fucked up and wanted to show off my own masturbation skills, thinking to myself “I just know people are going to be impressed with this.” I might have even went through with it a time or two but that’s neither here nor there bc this isn’t about me. It’s about Louis.
Which brings me to this. WHY COULDN’T THESE WOMEN JUST WALK AWAY? Is there such a thing as masturbation rape? Do I not have a clear picture of the situation? Could they not say “No Louis don’t show me your big penis and don’t make me laugh. Those are the two worst things ever.” Then frantically and dramatically run off.
I woulda been like hell yeah big papa let’s do a line of coke then I’ll watch you twerk that dick and also give me some scorecards so I can judge this performance.
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Sploo speaks like 6 languages but only zero of them actually exist
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2018-10-12 at 6:38 PM UTC
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norhing better than cold beer
cold beer is best because it absorbs heat from my hot bod
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2018-10-07 at 8:48 PM UTC
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Are we for abortion here?
I'm begrudgingly pro-choice. I'm not comfortable with killing babies, or the transparently propagandistic arguments pro-choice people use to dehumanize fetuses... but not letting women abort is a bad idea. Like... if only for harm reduction's sake. And like... being forced to carry a rape baby wouldn't be cool. It's probably better for everyone that it remains an option. *shrug*
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Hi, I'm HTS-Noob. You might remember me from such fascinating threads as "I've got a highlighter stuck in my butt" and the "chunt vs hts fight night".
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Cootehill
African Astronaut
[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
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Originally posted by Cootehill
jedis move so fast you need to be on speed to keep up with them. They are sneaky and creepy as fuck. The only defense you have against them is to confine them in some closed space. An oven for instance, or a shower room. I endorse both.
This fucking conspiracy theory based antisemitic nonsense is what people need to defend themselves against. Nazi subversion of our culture cannot go unanswered. This whole thread is deplorable. Your ideas are so backwards, and bigoted... they're based in nothing but irrational fear and hate. The jedi people are the most productive and intelligent members of western civilization. It's understandable for people to hate and mistrust those who are so
obviously superior to them, but to try and propagate that mistrust and hate is unforgivable. Palestine isn't even a real country - it never was - and Israel's right to exist is as unquestionable as the jedi people's.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
not a penis inspection day thread
weird
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Hate speech isn't free speech.You can't scream "fire!" in a crowded theater either. Speech has limitations. It always has. Deal with it, you fucking Nazis.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by Cootehill
All we know is that the woman is alleging something - I mean maybe she just regrets it?
Also what are the odds it's a brotha?
its a whyte guy. i looked up the story myself since OP likes the cack too much to post a link
https://www.musiclinkup.com/pulse/4586/woman-sexually-assaulted-in-bathroom-during-foo-fighters-wrigley-field-showfunny thing is it happened while the foo fighters were playing their song "everlong" ahhahaahhahaa
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I'm a grower not a shower. My dick has actually gotten even fatter the older I've gotten.
last night my "date" went on about how hard and big I was and no i didn't "rape" her. She was all over me and no she wasn't a fatty.
The only thing is she is kind of annoying, when we were going to sleep for like 45 min she kept crying in her sleep and saying weird shit like "noooo staahhp it, I don't like it" and i was just laying there listening to my podcast getting pissed off and eventually yelled "KELLY SHUT UP"
plus she spilt her beer on my carpet twice lol
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Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
I'm glad to see that even to this day this thread goes strong. Some things will never, ever die.
How the shit is you alive nigga
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Originally posted by Cootehill
Are all the conspiracy theories TRUE?????????
I mean, if a jedi is dying and can be saved by an organ transplant from a goy, there is a moral obligation to take the organ from the goy to save the jedi. Even if this kills the goyim. Goyim aren't even people. They're animals that walk on two legs.
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2018-08-01 at 8:27 PM UTC
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relationships are weird
You grow up in your own head with your own thoughts and that combined with life experiences makes you into a unique person. There are things that everyone has done that were terrible, or that they are ashamed of, that they don't tell anyone, or tell very few people. When you get to know somebody really well, like after living with them, you eventually will become more like each other and some of those things will be shared because of the trust developed. But you can never know what they may not be sharing. There is always a part of everyone inside that is terrible and evil and selfish that they will never reveal 100% to anyone, so the idea of the person you are in a relationship with in your head is not totally accurate. Its a false representation of someone, to some degree, and maybe if you found out who that person really was, your image of them would be different. But at the same time, you are also hiding aspects of yourself. People want to believe that there is someone that legitimately cares about their wellbeing, to feel worthy and cared for because there's always that small voice in the back of everyone's head that tells you that you're a worthless, vile piece of shit, and if you can find someone to tell you that it's ok, it soothes the anxiety and worry.
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Originally posted by aldra
yeah, the reason for the 6 million number they keep harping on about (even the 'official' number should be much lower, official estimates for individual camp death tolls when combined is around 3 million but the 'total' never gets updated) is apparently because there are archaic jedi holy documents that talk about 6 million deaths as a prophecy on the road to the 'eternal kingdom of israel'.
they've made claims quoting that number many, many times in the past.
Are you seriously claiming the numer was less than 6 million? How can you even challenge the unquestionable Truth of what jedi people went through at the hands of Nazi Germany? They made lampshades out of jedi skin and jedi bars of soap a la fight club.
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