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2020-11-08 at 4:34 AM UTC in The Lord's Prayer in AramaicThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-11-08 at 3:27 AM UTC in Election bets
Originally posted by gadzooks
Regarding the miniscule chance that some confirmation process might result in Trump somehow winning…
If that happens, just put the money towards a charitable cause of your choosing.
EDIT: I had to change the bold part because my own bet is starting to confuse me.
I betted on the one I was wanting to lose, but thought would win.
Honest man.
If Trump wins I send you $80 USD and you can donate it to a charitable cause of your choosing. If there is a civil war I will use it to buy sheet metal and fortify my windows.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-11-07 at 2:12 PM UTC in wow.. just wow..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-23 at 3:50 PM UTC in Fuck you and the ground you stand onThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-23 at 6:51 AM UTC in Moving northedited for privacyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-23 at 6:26 AM UTC in Fuck you and the ground you stand onyou better stop talking crap about bomo or you gonna get you're shit pushed in
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2020-10-23 at 2:54 AM UTC in who do u fink won the deebate toniteOn the BC gambling website, you'd win 5x your money if you bet on Trump winning CNN's snap poll on the presidential debate. Our government officially hosts betting on US politics.
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2020-10-22 at 10:47 PM UTC in What political ideology do you identify with?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-22 at 10:42 PM UTC in Hunter Biden's laptop has CP on it
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2020-10-22 at 10:20 PM UTC in Hunter Biden's laptop has CP on itwhoa they started building concentration camps for gingers?
***lol@ the look of disgust on the baby's faceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-22 at 10:16 PM UTC in Hunter Biden's laptop has CP on itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-22 at 9:56 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Billy teh Block HeadJesus christ those poll results. I swear the plurals aren't behind this.
Originally posted by gadzooks Originally I wasn't going to vote myself, but it's only fair to at least pick the least unfavorable one.
I'm super curious though about which one other people on here think I am.
That would actually be kind of a fun game. Try to guess other users' positions. For some it'd be more obvious. For others, less so, especially if we had even finer grained options to choose from.
Let me guess, you voted for legal weed nice hair guyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-22 at 9:53 PM UTC in The Lunk Alarm - Planet Fitness sucks!I was lifting the heaviest weights I could find at planet fitness, in the zone working up a good sweat with my shirt off and then out of nowhere I hear WOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO The god damn LUNK ALARM it was flashing a bright blue light, I had no idea what the hell was going on I thought I popped a fucking blood vessel in my brain.
Then staff walks up and starts talking shit saying I have to leave now or they will call the police. I had no idea what was going on, was still trying to catch my breath and drink some water and these women got all up in my face saying I was disrespecting their policy. They revoked my membership and told me never to come back
I thought they were having one of those feminine episodes so I got out of there. Went home and googled "lunk alarm" and this is the dumbest fucking thing i've ever seen in my life, had no idea this existed.
I was barely even grunting and yeah I was dropping the weights all over, it's what I do. I guess it's against policy to be too fit at planet fitness, more like planet fat ass. -
2020-10-22 at 8:26 PM UTC in BEFORE I GET BANNED ( OR PEDO LOVER LANNY DELETES THIS)
Originally posted by gadzooks I lol'd.
But I don't really see how Alexa can control something without any alternate failsafe.
I have numerous smart bulbs (and other smart devices).
There's always the option to use the actual physical switch or even just yank a power cable from a wall socket or something like that.
And I've never even had to resort to that before even once (so far at least).
I have these little devices, Sonas or something like that that works via wifi and connect to Alexa...I've chopped it inline to all the devices I want Alexa to turn on and off, fans, lamps, raspberry pis etc...their default state is off...so to turn shit on you have to ask alexa as plugging it in or flicking a wall switch doesn't work.
There IS a little button on the device itself but as 9 out of 10 of the fuckers are behind cupboards or behind the couch etc and what with me being a lazy twat (hence installing the fucking things in the first place) I'll sit in the dark till the bitch comes back online.
ETA: These things, paid like $2.50 each or something like that
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2020-10-22 at 5:40 PM UTC in What political ideology do you identify with?I dont believe in ideology. Any socioeconomic system should revolve around the wellbeing of the people, not the ideology. just one single human individual is an insanely complex creature, let alone millions living together. any popular social system of the day must adapt and be reinterpreted according to the changing situation of the human condition.
the idea that some reductionist philosophy can solve every major problem arising in this complex web of human interaction is utterly retarded, that if only we follow the purity of an ideology closely enough we will have utopia.
all this bullshit started with marx, not only is he the father of the communist utopia but of the libertarian one as well.
reject ideology, kids. embrace reality.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-22 at 4:08 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Billy teh Block HeadI just remember the part when they tried to gang fuck some angels
That evening the two angels came to the entrance of the city of Sodom, and Lot was sitting there as they arrived. When he saw them he stood up to meet them, and welcomed them.
2 “Sirs,” he said, “come to my home as my guests for the night; you can get up as early as you like and be on your way again.”
“Oh, no thanks,” they said, “we’ll just stretch out here along the street.”
3 But he was very urgent, until at last they went home with him, and he set a great feast before them, complete with freshly baked unleavened bread. After the meal, 4 as they were preparing to retire for the night, the men of the city—yes, Sodomites, young and old from all over the city—surrounded the house 5 and shouted to Lot, “Bring out those men to us so we can rape them.”
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2020-10-22 at 2:18 AM UTC in Lanny + frala
Originally posted by gadzooks I just stared at this pic for like 10 minutes straight.
Not even kidding.
I want to know what her pee tastes like.
It's so clear like some fi1tered water straight off the mountain top.
I want her to light up a cigarette, take a puff, and then slide that thing lit end first directly up my ass.
If I complain about it hurting, she slaps me and tells me how weak I am and that a real man could handle a little bit of the business end of a cigarette up the poop shute.
Then she tells me I'm not good enough for her as she stands up and starts putting her pants on.
I kneel before her and start begging for a chance to taste one last drop of her pee, but she tells me I'm not worthy.
She then puts on a strap-on and tells me to turn around.
I don't even think about questioning her and I just do what she says.
She aggressively yanks my underwear down, and spreads me like a Thanksgiving Turkey.
Next thing I know, I feel an intense pressure deep inside my rectum.
Waves of pleasurable stimulation spread from my prostate while she tells me how tight my boi pussi is.
The rhythm just starts hitting me just right, and my dick turns into Mount Vesuvius.
She milks me dry and I fall over and nearly pass out from the experience.
She lights another smoke and then tells me to get the fuck out.
I tell her it's my house, but she just rolls her eyes and calls me her worthless bitch slave and tells me I'm lucky I get to walk out alive.
I go and sit on a street corner and succumb to a tiredness that can't be fought.
I'll pay you to read this post to me over the phoneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-22 at 1:39 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Billy teh Block HeadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-22 at 1:05 AM UTC in OnlyFans bitches really think there is no shame in what they're doingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-22 at 12:56 AM UTC in OnlyFans bitches really think there is no shame in what they're doingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
