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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Emil Maurice in your case the muffled gurgles and choking sounds would be the same at the dinner table or when youre getting your face sexed.

    LPT finny:

    What makes you immediately recognizable is the sexual theme of your insults, but especially when combined with whom in particular you insult.

    In addition to Lanny, you seem to also especially dislike Zanick and Bill Krozby, among others.
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  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs sex in the elevator

    Added to bucket list.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Who?
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Archer513 Banging any positions besides the big 4

    Missionary, cowgirl, doggy style, and...?
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Obbe The past.

    I seem to get nostalgic over literally any point in time prior to the present.

    I swear I even get nostalgic over times when I was down right suicidal.

    It's fucking weird.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also, that selling ass thing has to be a reference to something but I'm totally out of the loop on it...
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie Move to Winnipeg and sell your ass.

    Oh man I've been to Winnipeg once and, well, the entire prairies are just too flat.

    I'm used to being surrounded by mountains.

    It's actually a pretty jarring difference.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've been bouncing around southwestern British Columbia my whole life (with some brief stints in Ottawa - Canada's capital for those not in the know).

    I've decided that I have zero interest in living anywhere else.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I used to have a 56k modem.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood But as a woman all you need is to have is a hole between your legs and it doesn't matter if you're 300lbs because there are enough fuccbois out there like future man 2030 who will base their entire existence around trying to prove themselves to the feminist matriarchy

    Kinda this, tho.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also, I want to fuck Ariana Grande so damn bad it hurts.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I desperately want to donate blood (going back to before this whole COVID kerfuffle)..

    Dunno much about donating plasma, but I'd likely consider it as well.

    But they won't let me because I used to be an IV drug user.

    I mean, it's been like 5 fucking years... It probably has zero impact.

    But still, I can't just lie like that.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    That dude is definitely crazy.

    I'm a professional drinker and I would never attempt that.

    This reminded me of a video I saw years ago of a dude chugging a bottle of Patron...



    I managed to find it, but it's not on his official channel (probably because of how irresponsible it is).
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by frala I’ve got whozits and whatzits galore. You want thingamabobs? I’ve got 20.

    These poor unfortunate souls likely won't get the reference.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Semen.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I voted for the self-employed angle, but not necessarily because I think it's the option most likely to succeed, but rather because it would be my own personal preference.

    There's an element of risk (competition), and a somewhat substantial learning curve (the sales/marketing angle), to going freelance.

    It might be worth considering aiming for both... Wage slave as a safety net until the clients start flowing in consistently.
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Even the pics with the light skinned girlfriend you were so fond of?

    Yeah that too was from exactly 15 years ago...

    My entire life happened 15 years ago.

    After that I went into a cocoon.

    I have recently re-emerged... But it takes time to get back into the swing of things.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist I’ve seen pics of you. That make out video? Hmmm??

    That was from the same year I took the pics that are currently in my avatar pic.

    Damn I miss 15 years ago, tho.

    Life was fun.

    Now it's a chore.
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