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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Go to a sperm bank and pay a private investigator to log how many recipients choose your juice.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Fuck Ariana Grande she's more like Ariana Short

    She fucking KILLED/ MURDERED MAC MILLER AND BROKE PETE DAVIDSON'S HEART

    WTF HOW CAN SHE KEEP GOING ON ALSO HER CONCERT TURNED INTO A TERRORIST ATTACK

    No wonder she has crippling anxiety *scoffs*

    https://niggasin.space/thread/29993

    Yeah, but can she perform well at assembling a jigsaw puzzle in subzero temperatures while on LSD?

    You're straying from the important question here.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ghost, I don't get you... You're a bright, industrious young man.

    You could do so much.

    Yet you shake your little tin cup around here like an orphan out of Oliver Twist.

    Let's me and you start a meth empire.

    Ambition makes the world go 'round.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Them apples...
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Why so many apples?

    He's baiting you...

    It was a clever ruse all along to make you inquire about the apples...
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com

    Touché.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by eBagger Usually I stop my client from riding into traffic, this day he stopped ME from wandering into traffic.

    So I'm not doing no toothpick dosing ever again. Shoulda waited til I had the stuff to make a soulution.

    bye

    Holy fuck you're lucky it went down like that.

    I know a surprisingly high number of people who do your kind of work. You have to have the responsibility of like three normal adults.

    I could never do it, quite honestly.

    Yeah, eyeballing RC benzos is universally cautioned against.

    I am utterly amazed at how few incidents I had with phenazepam.

    Note that I didn't say I had none. Of course there were some, but I lucked out in that I am alive, not in jail, and have all limbs in tact.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm thinking of creating something like the following:
    1. Three bots trained with 100,000 stormfront posts.
    2. Three bots trained with 100,000 far-left leaning tumblr blog posts.
    3. Three bots trained with classic literature and Renaissance poetry excerpts.
    4. And finally, one bot trained with a mix of all the above three.

    I'll schedule them to post several times a day (not flooding the place, just sparking casual controversy).

    The challenge will be for the rest of you to figure out who are the bots.

    Sound like fun?

    Respond in any way whatsoever, including a non-response, to confirm that you give your consent for this experiment.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I feel like "soft" is not sufficiently opposite to "hard" to describe how that picture makes me feel.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Mongols were awesome though. They accepted all ethnicities, religions, and cultures. They didn't do the whole raping and killing thing unless you weren't down for becoming part of their country.

    You wouldn't build a wall to keep the mongols out, so why would we build a wall to keep other types of love out?

    I won't claim to be in possession of any expertise regarding the formative years of the nomadic cultures of the Eurasian steppes, but are you sure Mongols weren't doing the whole raping and pillaging thing?

    I mean, back then, it was kinda the thing to do, regardless of ethnicity, culture, or skull-shape. All cultures were barbaric to some extent.

    And then there's Genghis Khan, and, again, if I'm getting my history mixed up, I apologize, but did he not (forcibly?) procreate with thousands of conquered concubines?
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you had to do a ten-thousand piece jigsaw puzzle in a meat freezer while on LSD with one or the other, which would you choose?
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL We used a protocol called TelNet back then to connect to the various BBS terminals spread across the globe. Later on, a front-end interface called HyperTerminal appeared, which was basically a fancy TelNet client.


    Some still use PuTTy/SSH on a daily basis.

    Just not to dial into digital bulletin boards over a landline phone connection to debate about Star Wars vs Star Trek, and post ASCII nudes to titillate the senses.

    Oh, and when MIDI files came out...

    We were partying like it was nineteen ninety.... wait...
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    https://youtu.be/F4jr1I17Gxs?t=794
    And the sexbot was born...

    Dear 1980's software engineer,

    Thank you,

    from,
    The Future.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com

    They have the internet on computers now?

    What a time to be alive.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by infinityshock irrelevant, you i­lliterate retard. no one posted their BMI here

    Just get yourself a fuckmaster assblaster and chill the fuck out.

    Your B.M.I. numbers are the highest in here.

    Your Black Members Inserted are off the damn chart.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by infinityshock according to this:

    http://www.adph.org/worksitewellness/assets/bmiindex.pdf

    i am currently 'overweight' for my height.

    a few months ago it said i was 'obese'

    moo, motherfuckers

    It's a scientifically proven fact that anyone who posts their BMI rather than a picture is lying about their BMI.

    It's actually got it's own acronym, the Internet Tough Guy Index, or ITGI.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Heisenpreet.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost CSIS is a gay acronym

    Fuck those losers they are a waste of money, bring our boys home!

    https://niggasin.space/thread/29839

    Mohammad Ali was quite the pugilist in his time though.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh man, and the extra irony that CHINA built a GIANT WALL to keep out immigrants.

    Does Trump represent China then?

    What kind of clusterfuck is all this?
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force

    Buddhism stands for understanding. Unlike the jedi fake religion of the like of Totse 4 and the Cupoists.

    Is this an actual quote by the Dalai Lama?

    Holy fuck that is epic.

    The Dalai and the Donald, a match made in heaven.

    Makes sense though, I guess... China has a massive population and starts encroaching on Nepalese territory, and the leader of Nepal, the exalted one himself, responds in the most natural way... "GTFO!".

    TIL American politics aren't even all that special.
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