Posts by gadzooks

1. 2018-12-15 at 6:13 AM UTC in Do posts to The Mongolvoid count towards total user post count?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   About to find out in 3... 2... 1...
2. 2018-12-15 at 6:05 AM UTC in [BYUSINGTHISTAGIAFFIRMLANNYISREALLYCOOL]Shaking text[/BYUSINGTHISTAGIAFFIRMLANNYISREALLYCOOL]
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by GGG It will work if I drink hard enough.

   
   True.
   
   Also, you could self-induce a seizure.
   
   I'm not totally sure how it's done, but I'm sure it's scientifically feasible.
3. 2018-12-15 at 5:59 AM UTC in My daughter just died
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by GGG Post #353

   
   Why is this a thing? I've seen it before...
   
   Replying to a post and indicating within the reply the exact number of posts into the thread that quoted post represents...
4. 2018-12-15 at 5:57 AM UTC in My daughter just died
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Edit the OP to link to this video.

   
   I want to reiterate my vote for this option.
   
   Then at least people get some closure without having to read dozens of pages.
5. 2018-12-15 at 5:55 AM UTC in My daughter just died
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by GGG Lanny, you should be embarrassed for using 25 posts per page.

   
   I never even realized you could customize that until earlier today.
   
   But just now I realized how narrow that window is.
   
   I want my one post per page, please.
   
   If I can't have 100 posts per page, at least let me click through one post at a time.
   
   Every thread will be like a slideshow.
6. 2018-12-15 at 5:52 AM UTC in Nannnggg...wshoo wshoo wshoo wshoo wshoo wshoo
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Also, I can't enunciate the title of this thread, no matter how hard I try.
7. 2018-12-15 at 5:52 AM UTC in Nannnggg...wshoo wshoo wshoo wshoo wshoo wshoo
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I like Item 10 better.
8. 2018-12-15 at 5:50 AM UTC in Old white men make me sick
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   For some reason, Tubgirl is a very frequently recurring image in that collage.
   
   Same with the inverted fetus face or whatever.
   
   Oh man, that was kinda disturbing.
   
   I'll be the first to admit it, pixels can be disturbing.
   
   If those pixels are arranged in a particular way, they have the power to offend the senses.
9. 2018-12-15 at 5:47 AM UTC in Old white men make me sick
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Lanny You haven't heard of ED's offended page? For shame!
   
   https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Offended

   
   ...
   
   That was, well, offensive.
   
   WTF?
   
   But, has it ever been plastered all over the front page of Google or Facebook? That would cause some chaos.
   
   But at least now I know such a collage/collection exists?
10. 2018-12-15 at 5:43 AM UTC in [BYUSINGTHISTAGIAFFIRMLANNYISREALLYCOOL]Shaking text[/BYUSINGTHISTAGIAFFIRMLANNYISREALLYCOOL]
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It's not gonna work in the title, lol, DUDE!
11. 2018-12-15 at 5:42 AM UTC in ITT: We speak only mono-syllabically
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Item 9 My dick is not hard. So its soft.

    
    There are no flaws in that line of thought.
    
    It can be true and only true.
    
    Like some folks tend to say, though, a hard dick is a bad thing to waste.
12. 2018-12-15 at 5:39 AM UTC in Lanny_loves = faggots
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by GGG That may be the best thing I've seen on this website.

    
    I used some python scripting to randomly choose colors, and to bold all letters, and to intermittently _sub and ^sup every other word.
    
    So next time someone tells you Python is useless, tell them that you can accomplish the above effect with a few lines of code.
    
    If that isn't the practical application of an endlessly useful resource towards something meaningful and world-impacting, then I just don't what is.
13. 2018-12-15 at 5:35 AM UTC in Lanny_loves = faggots
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by GGG I PROMISE I WILL NEVER ABUSE THIS

    
    ^What _the ^fuck _did ^you _just ^fucking _say ^about _me, ^you _little ^bitch? _I'll ^have _you ^know _I ^graduated _top ^of _my ^class _in ^the _Navy ^Seals, _and ^I've _been ^involved _in ^numerous _secret ^raids _on ^Al-Quaeda, _and ^I _have ^over ₃₀₀ ^confirmed _kills. ^I _am ^trained _in ^gorilla _warfare ^and _I'm ^the _top ^sniper _in ^the _entire ^US _armed ^forces. _You ^are _nothing ^to _me ^but _just ^another _target. ^I _will ^wipe _you ^the _fuck ^out _with ^precision _the ^likes _of ^which _has ^never _been ^seen _before ^on _this ^Earth, _mark ^my _fucking ^words. _You ^think _you ^can _get ^away _with ^saying _that ^shit _to ^me _over ^the _Internet? ^Think _again, ^fucker. _As ^we _speak ^I _am ^contacting _my ^secret _network ^of _spies ^across _the ^USA _and ^your _IP ^is _being ^traced _right ^now _so ^you _better ^prepare _for ^the _storm, ^maggot. _The ^storm _that ^wipes _out ^the _pathetic ^little _thing ^you _call ^your _life. ^You're _fucking ^dead, _kid. ^I _can ^be _anywhere, ^anytime, _and ^I _can ^kill _you ⁱⁿ _over ^seven _hundred ^ways, _and ^that's _just ^with _my ^bare _hands. ^Not _only ^am _I ^extensively _trained ⁱⁿ _unarmed ^combat, _but ^I _have ^access _to ^the _entire ^arsenal _of ^the _United ^States _Marine ^Corps _and ^I _will ^use _it ^to _its ^full _extent ^to _wipe ^your _miserable ^ass _off ^the _face ^of _the ^continent, _you ^little _shit. ^If _only ^you _could ^have _known ^what _unholy ^retribution _your ^little _"clever" ^comment _was ^about _to ^bring _down ^upon _you, ^maybe _you ^would _have ^held _your ^fucking _tongue. ^But _you ^couldn't, _you ^didn't, _and ^now _you're ^paying _the ^price, _you ^goddamn _idiot. ^I _will ^shit _fury ^all _over ^you _and ^you _will ^drown _in ^it. _You're ^fucking _dead, ^kiddo.
14. 2018-12-15 at 5:33 AM UTC in Lanny_loves = faggots
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I could give myself a 14,000 post count in under an hour, for example.
    
    I would set it up to post to one single thread in the Mongolvoid (although first I'd test to see if those even add to post count), to cause as little disruption as possible.
    
    But, technically, it could be done.
15. 2018-12-15 at 5:28 AM UTC in Lanny_loves = faggots
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by D4NG0 dish. i want a vibrator too

    
    I don't know how much of a "public secret" it is, or what Lanny's stance is on sharing it... But I could definitely see it becoming overused overtime.
    
    But I'll PM you how to do it.
16. 2018-12-15 at 5:27 AM UTC in Lanny_loves = faggots
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also, I wrote some code to automatically post every x MILLISECONDS (since there seems to be no flood control), and the script modifies each post in a way indistinguishable to the reader, so it bypasses any errors about posting the same thing repeatedly.
    
    BUT, I respect Lanny's rules, and so whether I'm making GET or POST requests to NIS, I abide by the 4 requests per second mentioned in the somewhere... robots.txt? humans.txt? somewhere.
    
    And even then, I don't take it to the extremes I could, even within those boundaries, if I wanted to...
17. 2018-12-15 at 5:23 AM UTC in Lanny_loves = faggots
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh man, and when I found the BBCode for VIBRATING TEXT ... That was awesome.
18. 2018-12-15 at 5:22 AM UTC in Lanny_loves = faggots
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by RisiR † Hey gadzy, have you ever clicked on the "fork me hard" link at the bottom of the page?
    
    Maybe it's something you can OCD about.

    
    I have definitely snooped through the ISS code repo quite a bit.
    
    I discovered a few really interesting things, but mostly just stuff that's common knowledge by now for most NIS users.
    
    I even think it might have been you, RisiR, that taught me about tripphrases, for example.
19. 2018-12-15 at 5:17 AM UTC in Lanny_loves = faggots
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    All I know is, I would be thoroughly impressed if someone could ELI5 sponge functions for me...
    
    https://keccak.team/sponge_duplex.html
    
    I have been trying to recreate Keccak from scratch in python, but there is a lot going on in sponge functions.
    
    Einstein once said that you don't truly understand something until you can explain it to a child.
    
    Anyone here think they could explain sponge functions in an intuitive enough way that a literal child would get it?
    
    I will give you NIS gold.
    
    It's like Reddit gold, except not real.
    
    It would represent my reverence to you though.
20. 2018-12-15 at 5:13 AM UTC in Lanny_loves = faggots
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Lanny just hates me. That's why he won't give me any credit for my obfuscated fork bomb. And it does work on Chrome and all other browsers. It's not blocked. Try if for yourself by copy&paste the code into test.html and run it.

    
    The thing is, I'm not so sure I want to execute something referred to as a 'fork bomb'.
    
    Admittedly, I know very little about fork bombs, but it does sound kind of shifty.