Posts by gadzooks

2019-06-05 at 6:13 AM UTC in me with my maths students lawl

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by A College Professor

That shit's linear.

My shit is curved.

Get on my level.

2019-06-05 at 6:05 AM UTC in ATTN: CASPER- in reference to Malice

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

The list was made, or at least posted, in 2009, btw.

2019-06-05 at 6:05 AM UTC in ATTN: CASPER- in reference to Malice

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

The full list...

The Top 100 Totse Posters

RIP Totse. 10 years worth of posts and knowledge have now faded into oblivion. Here's the top 100 posters: people who most probably deserve some recognition for helping to make Totse the place what it was and which will live on in our memories.

1. ArgonPlasma2000 - 35,995 (Moderator 2003-04-05) PRESENT

2. robinhoody - 25,875 (Regular 2004-02-10)

3. Metaphysicist - 24,118 (Super Moderator 2001-02-17) PRESENT

4. jackketch - 23,435 (Moderator 2003-03-05) PRESENT

5. moonmeister - 19,557 (Regular 2003-10-01)

6. reject - 18,888 (Regular 2004-10-24) PRESENT AND AWAITING FANMAIL

7. yoyobek - 18,720 (Regular 2003-05-22)

8. ComradeAsh - 18,083 (Regular 2002-09-12) PRESENT

9. mizled - 17,532 (Regular 2003-02-05) PRESENT

10. stupid noob - 17,504 (Moderator 2004-02-23)

11. Snoopy - 17,203 (Regular 2003-04-24)
12. nuclearrabbit -16,623 (Regular 2005-10-10)
13. HTS-Noob - 16,084 (Regular 2006-02-21)
14. napoleon_complex -15,720 (regular 2004-05-29)
15. Rizzo in a box - 15,100 (Regular 2005-10-07)
16. gadzooks - 14,159 (Regular 2004-06-18)
17. The_Rabbi 14,144 (Regular 2003-10-11)
18. ArmsMerchant -13,807 (Moderator 2003-01-22) PRESENT as Greyfox
19. ytter_man - 13,655 (Regular 2002-11-01)
20. Social Junker - 13,648 (Moderator2004-04-16)

21. DerDrache 13,303 (Regular 2006-02-21) PRESENT I think…
22. Zay -13,230 (Moderator 2005-08-15) PRESENT
23. Township Rebellion - 13,188 (Regular 2002-03-07)
24. sybil - 13,165 (Moderator 2003-06-25) PRESENT
25. The Shady Dealer - 12,685 (Regular2006-02-20)
26. DA - 12,647 (Regular 2005-05-29)
27. DuckWarri0r - 12,563 (Regular 2001-07-26)
28. Hazey - 12,422 (Regular 2004-06-04)
29. Mokothar - 12,264 (Moderator 2004-08-04)
30. DiStOrTiOn - 11,997 (Regular 2005-09-10)

31. Tommy Lund 11,971 (Regular 2005-08-15) PRESENT
32. Sponsored Link 11,948 (Regular 2006-05-27) PRESENT
33. Cboys 11,879 (Regular 2004-12-05)
34. Rust 11,861 (Regular 2003-03-05)
35. Jeff Hunter 11,621 (Administrator 1989-06-09)
36. Random_Looney 11,614 (Moderator 2005-05-19)
37. CarbonB11,524 (Regular 2003-09-09)
38 enigma 11,485 (Regular 2000-03-31)
39 Taipan Enigma 11,482 ( Regular 2006-04-19)
40 XiPPiLLi 11,477 (Moderator 2002-10-16) PRESENT

41 Euda 11,466 ( Regular 2005-08-15)
42 whocares123 11,465 ( Regular 2004-02-07) PRESENT
43 lifejunkie 11,355 (Regular 2003-01-24)
44. among_the_living 11,286 (Regular 2005-05-13)
45. EssJay 11,185 (Regular 2003-06-28) PRESENT
46. xilikeeggs0 11,179 (Regular 2006-06-27) PRESENT
47. 33% God 11,078 (Moderator 2004-02-16) PRESENT
48. insaneike_420 10,771 (Regular 2003-04-08)
49. Gustave 10,739 (Regular 2004-03-21)
50. ate 10,722 (Regular 2006-06-27)

51. Toothlessjoe 10,709 (Regular 2004-07-26)
52. Loc Dogg 10,618 ( Regular 2003-09-18)
53. WritingANovel 10,496 ( Regular 2006-05-13)
54. I Love Poop 10,495 ( Regular 2002-03-11)
55. ftwchriso 10,454 (Regular 2004-04-24)
56. warweed12 10,432 ( Moderator 2001-11-25)
57. Digital_Savior 10,378 (Regular 2004-06-14)
58. Infectedgoose 10,309 (Moderator 2003-06-17)
59. TheAlmightyVineMan 10,262 ( Regular 2004-06-04)
60. -SpectraL 10,237 (Regular 2006-10-13)
61. WorldFamous 10,100 (Regular 2003-01-29)
62. Numberjumbo 10,094 (Regular 2006-05-26) PRESENT
63. ttt4a 10,082 (Regular 2004-08-18)
64. static_void 10,051 (Moderator 2005-03-07) PRESENT
65. needmoney 10,038 (Regular 2004-09-07) PRESENT
66. rabbhimself 10,000 (Moderator 2005-07-11) Exactly 10k posts PRESENT
67. Faithless 9,810 (Regular 2003-07-23)
68. 449 9,685 (Regular 2007-05-01) PRESENT I think…
69. zuperxtreme 9,456 (Regular 2006-02-27) PRESENT
70. rlpinca 9,401 (Regular 2002-02-05)
71. ThetaReactor 9,330 (Moderator 2002-04-14)
72. TheVizier 9,208 (Regular 2006-12-26) PRESENT
73. Rykoshet 9,200 (Regular 2005-03-16)
74. eprime 9,188 (Regular 2004-10-29)
75. Lokil 9,149 (Regular 2000-09-28)

76. Parallax 9,103 (Moderator 2003-09-16)
77. sambob 9,053 (Regular 2005-04-30)
78. Magic_Hobo 8,974 (Regular 2005-03-19)
79. buttthrax 8,957 (Regular 2002-09-22)
80. trippydeath 8,911 (Regular 2006-06-09)
81. nshanin 8,888 (Regular 2007-04-05) Lucky 8s
82. root 8,874 (Regular 2000-03-31)
83. Mantikore 8,836 (Regular 2006-03-08) PRESENT
84. panthrax 8,836 (Regular 2002-11-30)
85. Slave of the Beast 8,818 (Moderator 2004-11-06) PRESENT
86. surprise buttsecks 8,721 (Regular 2006-05-20)
87. 556 8,661 (Regular 2006-04-28)
88. Vega 8,563 (Regular 2006-03-31)
89. Sick_Boy 8,559 (Regular 2003-01-16)
90. economichaircut 8,541 (Regular 2003-01-24)
91. zumtream 8,521 (Regular 2003-02-18)
92. Agent 008 8,496 (Regular 2007-01-31) PRESENT
93. Star Wars Fan 8,416 (Regular 2006-09-24)
94. umop 3pisdn 8,228 (Regular 2004-03-14)
95. spinal_cord 8,209 (Regular 2004-01-15)
96. Trousersnake 8,206 ( Regular 2005-04-01)
97. Dark_Magneto 8,206 (Regular 2000-10-20)
98. alexander224 8,196 ( Regular 2007-03-05) PRESENT
99. Lovecraft 8,180 (Regular 2006-02-20)
100. Fallen Angust - 8,178 (Regular 2005-01-20)

If you're on the list and have made the switch, make a post here and I'll bold you in or something so this thread doubles as a roll call for the most active posters.

2019-06-05 at 6:03 AM UTC in ATTN: CASPER- in reference to Malice

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by mmQ I recognize half those names. Didn't see spectral tho xd

He's only a tad lower on that list. I can personally confirm that Spectral has been around a long time.

2019-06-05 at 6:02 AM UTC in ATTN: CASPER- in reference to Malice

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by CASPER My name was CaSp3R88

I fucking knew it! I was skimming through my archives and saw CaSp3R88 come up a bunch, and I figured it just had to be you.

I'll definitely PM you before I upload anything. Both to inform you so that you don't miss it, as well as to give you a heads up and a chance to let me know if there might be anything you specifically don't want reposted to the Internet.

In fact, one of the big rate limiting steps in my uploading my personal archives from Totse is simply the fact that I respect privacy and wrestle with some ethical implications of reuploading information once forgotten by the Internet.

2019-06-05 at 5:58 AM UTC in ATTN: CASPER- in reference to Malice

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by CASPER Also is it a personal archive or online somewhere?

I have a very small (relatively speaking) personal archive. I'm actually working on uploading it, at least in part.

2019-06-05 at 5:57 AM UTC in ATTN: CASPER- in reference to Malice

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by CASPER Lol. Theyre still around today? What the fuck are their new handles? jesus tittyfucking christ.

Only Rizzo, HTS, myself, and MAYBE stupid noob (if using a new user and here... I have a feeling he might be, but can't say with certainty).

2019-06-05 at 5:53 AM UTC in APPLE MASTER RACE

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by aldra none of that stuff is unique to apple; you can build that same machine yourself if you can afford 12x 128gb fucking RAM sticks

Yeah I figured there was either an existing non-Apple equivalent (AMD64 or whatevs), or that it could at least be done DIY style if one were so inclined.

I've heard of Raspberry Pi clusters combining computational resources... It stands to reason that even state of the art desktop PC's could be clustered together.

That's a lot of sticks of RAM tho. I need a computer parts Costco so I can grab a dozen sticks of RAM.

2019-06-05 at 5:45 AM UTC in Should of shut your fucking mouth

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by A College Professor GOT EM!!
😂😂😂

2019-06-05 at 5:40 AM UTC in Should of shut your fucking mouth

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

*should have.

2019-06-05 at 5:34 AM UTC in Fuck you Tort

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

There's this one mod in there who's always a dick to me.

I dunno the names.

I rarely go in there.

But there's literally only one person who's a dick to me in there. I like everyone else.

2019-06-05 at 5:33 AM UTC in Fuck you Tort

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Is Tort that TC nigger that keeps kick-banning me every time I go in?

2019-06-05 at 5:26 AM UTC in Inviting antifa to join the forums

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Tesla Coil this just in from TC

gay shit talked about

YouTube: now playing "Paul Oakenfold - Essential Mix: July 21, 2012 (Fluorescence Mix)"

tk01
cut it out

tk01
Or I'll find you

Wren
shutu

tk01
I'll staf u

tk01
with a stafy thing

Wren
thats hot

Wren
do it

tk01
done

Wren
thanks

Wren
i came

tk01
u just sign your stafy certificat

tk01
i got more of that whare that i cam

tk01
came

Wren
take a shot

tk01
not rite now.. I'm Le'tired

Wren
oh is that you

Wren
totse

Wren
?

tk01
yes

Wren
oh hey m

Wren
how udoin bud

tk01
cig nig

Wren
im listening to this house music

tk01
shitty bro

Wren
and shit taling on nis

tk01
fucking Job wouldn't let me sign in and go to work

tk01
I hate my life .. sucks

Wren
i hear ya

tk01
they make me look like a dumbass

tk01
I want to be transfered to
tk01
California

tk01

Wren
so o it

Wren
do it

tk01
Why don't you go to work in like Miniapolis

Wren
i make decent money

tk01
I bet they pay the same but the cost of living is cheaper

Wren
and my job is a b frfom lock away

tk01
Oh I didn't know that

tk01
cool

tk01
what do you do

tk01
bartend?

Wren
cook

tk01
Master Chef/Cook

Wren
lol

Wren
no

Wren
just a cook

BigLuigi
master cuck more like

tk01
Do you know how to cook like Chili and or Cheese Chowder with bacon

tk01
and potatoes

tk01
fucking I had some at safeway store.. like a pro they make it in the deli

Wren
yes

tk01
My mom is from ND fucking German/Norweigan/Russian foods

Wren
lefsa?

tk01
She makes a great sausage and potato chowder

Wren
mmmmmm

tk01
is that the cinimon dough stuff?

Wren
no cinnamon

tk01
brown sugar

tk01
lefsa

Wren
its just literally flour and otato

BigLuigi
do you guys know how to make bacon and eggs

Wren
you cando sugar on it after its made

tk01
Oh potato pancakes

Wren
ye

tk01
looks like tortilia

Wren
yes

tk01
there is a german dough fried with brown sugar my Grandma made

Wren
with ttlittle bsotsrown

tk01
they lived near Manning

Wren
fuck my keyboard

Wren
oh tortitlla

Wren
ha

Wren
seaking of lefsa

tk01
tort is a jedi person.. please don't say bad stuff

tort
What the fuck did u just say about me

tk01
damn luigi do some fucking pushups fgt

tk01
just messing

BigLuigi
i can do more than u grandpa

tk01
jedi lineage?

tk01
didn't you say that, Tort

tk01
you're a German jedi

tort
Tk1 do a barrel role

Wren
hnothing like waking u to house music at wahtever time it is

tk01
I remember that saying

BigLuigi
oh he'll do a barrel roll, alright

tk01
do it on my chair?

Wren
TURN THAT ACKET DOWNR

tort
Fist ur ass motha fucka

BigLuigi
fist his fuckin ass

tort
Fist that ass old fuck

tort
Wren

tort
Hows ur health

BigLuigi
srsly tho wren

Wren
on a scale?

tort
Sure

tk01
why is he so hostile.. he's so hostile

tk01
Gosh

Wren
four

BigLuigi
stfu and fist your ass grandpa

Wren
my health is a four

tort
Noted

tk01
four's pretty good

tk01
if you're a golfer

tk01
get it

tort
4 is bad

BigLuigi
lol

Wren
thescale was one to three

Wren
woahhh

Wren
extra credit

Wren
exrra health

BigLuigi
ERNT

tk01
-4

tort
R u going to smoke cigs till u dye

BigLuigi
lol

tk01
negative hole in one

tk01
birdy

BigLuigi
cigs lmao what is this 1980

BigLuigi
are you fuckin kidding me

tk01
right

Wren
ractically

tk01
fucking cig nig

Wren
virtually

BigLuigi
CIG NIG CIG NIG CIG NIG

Wren
its vitrually the year you said

tk01
hey stop that

tk01
once is ok.. 3 times is wacist

BigLuigi
STFU AND FIST UR ASSHOLE GRANDPA

tort
SILENCE

Wren
die

tort
were now going to talk about reptile culture

Wren
nobody cares

tk01
everyone implode on the count of 99

tk01
look at the smelly Jesus Hippy

tk01
ugly ass Frenchman

BigLuigi
YOURE NOT FISTING YET

tk01
Luigi.. you got like 500 bucks

tk01
We're going to NYC

tk01
Grabbing Wren on the way

Wren
yeah swoo me u

Wren
make it snay

BigLuigi
i dont wanna go to nyc lol

tk01
Would you go, Wren

tk01
why the fuck not

Wren
only if sav comes

tk01
I will fall off the wagon and get smashing drunk with you

tk01
we can make an ass out of ourselves

BigLuigi
just do that here lol

Wren
^

tk01
grab sav.. we can get special handicap parking with her along

BigLuigi
do you have some cream of mushroom i can borrow

tk01
rent a car

BigLuigi
lol

tk01
dafuq?

tk01
is it because you don't have any credit left?

tk01
because I was gonna get a bad ass hotel

Wren
luigi wanna houe beer

Wren
haha

tk01
two beds.. and we can hit Times Square bars

BigLuigi
du wut

Wren
i dont care

tk01
and throw shit at hipster

BigLuigi
im a hibster

tk01
Wren and Sav can fuck on the couch

Wren
lol

Wren
she has a bf

tk01
nm

BigLuigi
SMELLY

Wren
fuckin ANDREW

Wren
or something

Wren
ISAAC

Wren
twins fan

tk01
Lets just grab like 8 people, throw into an AirBnB

Wren
thats as much as i know about him

Wren
good man

tk01
rotate bedroom, living room sleeping quarters

tk01
and stay like 5 nights

Wren
how about i rotate your asshole

BigLuigi
WHAT do i eat with cube steak

tk01
Did Zok start a tuff guy faggot club

tk01
where tuff guys are really gaybois

Wren
feed it to the birds

Wren
garbage steak

BigLuigi
oh yeah? what did you eat today hardass

Wren
garbage

BigLuigi
i bet you didnt even eat breakfast cocksucker

Wren
:)

Wren
mango carts

Wren
i had fouir of them for BREEKKKY

Wren
as the faggots say

Wren
yum

BigLuigi
disgusting, thats way too much sugar

tk01
code talk

tk01
gay code

Wren
go make your steak faggot

Wren
theres no code tos\tse

tk01
bullshit

Wren
half way stage

Wren
of the awarsd winning

Wren
totse do you like house music

BigLuigi
i already am bitch

tk01
ok

Wren
hunts

tk01
original 1989-90 stuff

tk01
London House

Wren
yes

tk01
fucking Mark Hollis died

Wren
this is OG house

Wren
it sint your mellenial shit

Wren
faggots

Wren
haha

Wren
this is REAL

tk01
This dirtbag has a fucking Stove in his garage

tk01
What a weirdo ;)

Wren
i hoe he dies on it

Wren
accidentally falls on a burner

tk01
mai too

Wren
and just lays there

Wren
until dead

tk01
face grilled to perfection

Wren
haha

tk01
with his hippy hoody

tk01
pothead fucker

Wren
ill tiake a medium rare luigi face

tk01
Hemp Hoody

Wren
side of hoody

tk01
lol

tl;dr

2019-06-05 at 4:44 AM UTC in ATTN: CASPER- in reference to Malice

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

I feel kinda shitty that I only vaguely recognized his name... I should remember more about him...

(I edited this to point out those who are still around here today, surprisingly - at least, from among the 20 most prolific posters).

2019-06-05 at 4:38 AM UTC in ATTN: CASPER- in reference to Malice

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Sudo ytter_man stole several cars and did a home invasion, got in a cop chase, crashed his car then shot himself in the crashed vehicle. He was a legitimately nice and sweet and talented guy who died in the most badass way I've heard of a totsean die in.

Holy shit.

I remember that name for sure.

I didn't know he was dead.

In his honor, I dug up some wholesome posts I could find in my archive...

2019-06-05 at 3:37 AM UTC in Inviting antifa to join the forums

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by -SpectraL Antifa was recently officially declared a terrorist group by the US government.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/antifa-domestic-terrorists-us-security-agencies-homeland-security-fbi-a7927881.html

Originally posted by -SpectraL https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-antifa-terrorist-organization-0

There really is a lack of "official" left-wing terrorist groups.

But then, if the Southern Poverty Law Center is perhaps a tinge biased, then...

...maybe they've been the most menacing terrorist masterminds all along...

2019-06-05 at 3:34 AM UTC in Inviting antifa to join the forums

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by WellHung rape juice

2019-06-05 at 3:26 AM UTC in APPLE MASTER RACE

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

2019-06-05 at 3:10 AM UTC in APPLE MASTER RACE

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 >1.5 TERABYTES OF RAM
>FOUR GPUS 8GB EACH
>28 CORE CPU

Okay, not gonna lie, that is pretty fucking impressive.

I've never owned an Apple product in my life, and likely never will (for a variety of reasons - mostly just inertia... I've been using PC's since before Windows 3.11 for Workgroups; but also because Apple can be kinda douchey about allowing customers to customize their products or even replace individual parts, overcharging, manipulative and even coercive marketing strategies, etc), but they can produce some quality technology.

Terabytes of RAM? Like WTF...?

I'm rocking a measly six cores with 16 GB of RAM. And I paid close to $3k on this computer about a year ago.

2019-06-04 at 6:54 PM UTC in Quantum mechanics is ridiculously Difficult to understand...

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by -SpectraL Here's an easy explanation…

One thing I found pretty interesting about this particular video was at about ~6 minutes in, when he starts talking about quantum entanglement in the context of the Big Bang.

It all got me thinking about how Einstein revolutionized physics by coming along and saying "hey, wait a minute, space and time are one and the same."

Then quantum mechanics comes along and they're saying "actually, hold up, all matter in the universe is still physically connected ever since it originated from a single microscopic point."

So, does that mean that human perceived concepts like space/distance and time are all just illusions?

Like... WTF?

The implications are pretty mind blowing.

Fuck, I need a drink.

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