Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-10-17 at 5:20 AM UTC in Holy fuck this bartenders ass doe
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Convert this chicks pussy into my penis's garage.

   
   Lmao.i meant to quote WellHung.
   
   I'm drunk.
2. 2019-10-17 at 5:18 AM UTC in Holy fuck this bartenders ass doe
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Her name is Shaye.
   
   She's so fucking cute too.
   
   It's just surreal that she even exists.

   
   Convert this chicks pussy into my penis's garage.
3. 2019-10-17 at 5:18 AM UTC in Holy fuck this bartenders ass doe
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by A College Professor leave her a yuge tip maybe she will fall for you

   
   I'll leave her the tip of my dick is what I'll do.
4. 2019-10-17 at 5:03 AM UTC in Holy fuck this bartenders ass doe
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Her name is Shaye.
   
   She's so fucking cute too.
   
   It's just surreal that she even exists.
5. 2019-10-17 at 5 AM UTC in Holy fuck this bartenders ass doe
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby take a picture of her ass

   
   I so fucking want to but I'd feel like the worlds biggest perv.
6. 2019-10-17 at 5 AM UTC in Holy fuck this bartenders ass doe
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung I heard that ur thinking about living in a tiny house.

   
   I'll house my cock inside her phat ass twat hole is what Imma do.
7. 2019-10-17 at 4:58 AM UTC in Holy fuck this bartenders ass doe
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I think I'm in love.
   
   I want to marry her and make babies with her.
   
   She got them child bearing hips so it's all good.
8. 2019-10-17 at 4:56 AM UTC in Holy fuck this bartenders ass doe
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Dat ass tho
9. 2019-10-17 at 4:56 AM UTC in Holy fuck this bartenders ass doe
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Like you literally don't even know...
   
   I would kill 1,000,000 human beings if she told me to.
10. 2019-10-17 at 4:54 AM UTC in Holy fuck this bartenders ass doe
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I can't stop staring .this is fucked.
    
    She has these impossible proportions.
    
    I just can't even right now.
    
    6 days nofap and I'm fucking dying.
    
    
11. 2019-10-17 at 3:06 AM UTC in I think my roommate is a prostitute
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    But still, post pix of "it" in the bath, so that we may collectively determine their gender.
12. 2019-10-17 at 3:04 AM UTC in I think my roommate is a prostitute
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Respect it's pronouns.
13. 2019-10-17 at 3:04 AM UTC in I think my roommate is a prostitute
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Wait, why do you refer to her as "it"?
14. 2019-10-17 at 3:03 AM UTC in I think my roommate is a prostitute
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    ... OF ROOMMATE, not yourself (no offense).
15. 2019-10-17 at 3:02 AM UTC in I think my roommate is a prostitute
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Post nudes.
16. 2019-10-17 at 2:56 AM UTC in Don't mess with me
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Big League jedi You literally can't even make up your own insult. I have lots of original thoughts but calling you a retard isn't one of them, premise was too obvious.

    
    Drift into the sun.
17. 2019-10-17 at 2:51 AM UTC in Don't mess with me
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Big League jedi God damn you literally CAN'T have an original thought can you?

    
    And neither can you, yet here we are.
18. 2019-10-17 at 2:46 AM UTC in Don't mess with me
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Drift into the sun.
19. 2019-10-17 at 2:44 AM UTC in Your mom's so fat, she _________________.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Your mom's so fat that mmQ tells people to drift into her.
20. 2019-10-17 at 2:44 AM UTC in Your mom's so fat, she _________________.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Your mom's so fat that she doesn't just suck dicks she literally eats them.
    
    I learned about that the hard way.