Posts by Cootehill

1. 2018-08-18 at 1:19 AM UTC in Remember the DH bullshit
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Lanny ought to start a state chat, all 50 states. That would keep cuposhit busy for a while.

   
   Yeah, people outside the 50 states + Puerto Rico are basically forum niggers.
2. 2018-08-18 at 1:01 AM UTC in Do not read this post its disgusting
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by RottenRobert Thought she was getting a tattoo on her private parts
   

   
   
   
   No idea why you'd even consider that.
   
   Perhaps you're some sort of deviant.
3. 2018-08-18 at 12:56 AM UTC in Our Old Friend benny vader (ban evader)...
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Quiet, you Coote.

   
   
   
   
   A bit more in the oven.
4. 2018-08-18 at 12:53 AM UTC in DATEN HOTELS' IST HONKENGRUBEN!!!
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by HTS WIR MUSSEN DIE DH AUSROTTEN!

   
   The DHers are our greatest allies.
   
   We to raise awareness against anti-DHer-ism.
   
   DHer-ism is unreasonable prejudice, and all same Totseans must push back against it.
   
   The DHers are our natural allies in the eternal struggle againsts 4Chan /b/ and SomethingAwful -ism.
5. 2018-08-18 at 12:45 AM UTC in Do not read this post its disgusting
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   From her expression, the last in her set of crunches.
   
   I have the exact same expression.
6. 2018-08-18 at 12:40 AM UTC in Words that begin wit - he letter "D"
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   
   
   Rub one out COC
7. 2018-08-18 at 12:38 AM UTC in Keyword Scrubber Robot
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   Explain it to us.
8. 2018-08-18 at 12:37 AM UTC in Our Old Friend benny vader (ban evader)...
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Benny left because of Lammy's ongoing tyranny and the trail of bodies he's left behind.

   
   STFU.
9. 2018-08-18 at 12:34 AM UTC in ACTING LIKE A CAT
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by cupocheer He towed my car. Hired a mechanic to fix my car. And gave me a new car loaner for free for almost three months.

   
   Weird, as you seem like the sort of bitch to whinge about white males at the drop of a hat.
10. 2018-08-18 at 12:32 AM UTC in It's our anniversary
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces When you come up with something good let me know … K 🙋🏻‍♂️

    
    https://emojipedia.org/happy-person-raising-one-hand/
    
    This is why I haven't submitted to a DNA test since the 1990s.
    
    Listen kids, I'm glad your Moms like you, and I know you rule, and I passively support you all, but I can't afford you all. You'll just have to make your own way in life, and I'm truly sorry, but when you are my age maybe you'll all (at least the boys) understand.
11. 2018-08-18 at 12:18 AM UTC in Selena the beaner is up to her bullshit again
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Lanny I don't live with my parents, but we all know yours pay your rent.

    
    So quickly changing focus, cos I've always been curious.
    
    Are your parents the sort who expected their kid to support themselves through college? To have a job by 16, and be able to more or less pay for college by 18? What sort of expectation did they share with you growing up, and is that why your sort is so economically productive?
12. 2018-08-18 at 12:11 AM UTC in It's our anniversary
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces Not what your mom said … she said 15 clowns can fit in her car 😂😂

    
    That's weird, your mom told me she didn't want any more clowns coming out of her car.
13. 2018-08-18 at 12:09 AM UTC in posting on the toilet
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Some guy just walked in, took a shit and walked out without washing his hands.
    Wtf is wrong with people these days.

    
    Are you a bathroom attendant?
    
    I understand those make petty good money, so no offense if so.
14. 2018-08-18 at 12:06 AM UTC in It's our anniversary
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Squirrel is a dude and in love with HTS.

    
    Yeah, but everyone here is a dude and secretly in love with HTS.
15. 2018-08-18 at 12:04 AM UTC in INBOX Privacy
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by cupocheer The "games people play" forum is not for "forum games" ala "5 words only". If you want to do play-by-post style forum games please make those threads in SG or HB.

    
    That's odd, I would have assumed forum games rightly belonged in the GPP forum tbh.
16. 2018-08-18 at 12 AM UTC in Polenigga’s morningtime thread
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces Well that’s good that you know how to post pictures Dumdass 🙄

    
    Tyrone Shoelaces Cohen.
17. 2018-08-17 at 11:57 PM UTC in Polenigga’s morningtime thread
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces I see the trailer trash is still fucking posting 😂😂😂

    
    
    Go home.
18. 2018-08-17 at 11:50 PM UTC in All women are trash lol.
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by cupocheer All dicks no twat make Jack a jackoff boy.

    
    No dick makes cup an empty cup girl.
19. 2018-08-17 at 11:43 PM UTC in It's a Bad Idea to.......
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by cupocheer …be the leader of a country and side with your worst enemy.

    
    SRSly, is this Trump siding with Israel?
    
    Or maybe Obama, siding with Israel?
    
    Or Bush, siding with Israel?
    
    Or Clinton, siding with Israel?
    
    Or Bush, siding with Israel?
    
    Or Regan, siding with Israel?
    
    Or Carter, siding with Israel?
    
    Or Ford, siding with Israel?
    
    Or Nixon, siding with Israel?
    
    Or Kennedy, siding with Israel?
20. 2018-08-17 at 11:39 PM UTC in Selena the beaner goes for a sun bath
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Yeah, how do you get pussy juice off your cat?