My new lawnmower is FAST AF

1. 2024-09-26 at 9:22 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Boy I tell ya, she was cutting 15" high grass and zooming at a brisk 14mph. Cut grass was flying 40 yards out of the discharge chute. My neighbor came outside and set himself on fire out of shame.
   My whole lawn was mowed in 4 and 1/2 minutes.
   Looks like shit and there's tire marks all over it...
   About a 1/3rd of my neighbor's yard is also mowed unintentionally.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Crispy
2. 2024-09-26 at 9:28 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Show pic of you on jt
3. 2024-09-26 at 9:32 PM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   what kind of grass? Fescue? Kentucky Bluegrass?