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2021-07-20 at 6:08 AM UTC in There's no place to sit.Im on break at work and they hired a bunch of chomos who took up all the seats.
Fuck your kind Wariat!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-07-18 at 4:04 PM UTC in Going to clean out my Aunts house.
Before and after pics look the fucking same so I'm not going to bother.
15 trash bags today.
And a broken piece of furniture.
It didn't seem like very much.
There is so much more to do.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-07-17 at 5:58 PM UTC in Fona's Painting Empire
These painters pants feel big when im standing but seem right when im sitting or taking a knee.
I guess it is just the style.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-07-12 at 10:49 PM UTC in LOL Haiti
Lol @this kids shirt. 2:30 markThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-07-09 at 9:09 PM UTC in Fona's Apartment SearchI went and looked at another apartment today.
It was one of those big old jedi houses they divided up into separate units.
The layout sucks but the kitchen is a good size.
Not a fan of the bathroom.
The color scheme is fly trap yellow and poop green.
It's in a rougher part of town than where I am now but I have been in worse.
They will include a window ac.
I pay electric and gas.
Water is included in the rent.
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2021-07-10 at 11:49 AM UTC in Which Billionaire Space Bitch will die?Branson launches tomorrow from his jerry rigged, ugly AF "folding space plane".
And in a week Bezos is going to ride a big rocket that hopefully doesnt come back.
Who do you think will be blowing up?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-07-08 at 9:15 PM UTC in Holy fuck guys I fuked upThis is why you went to prison and hot deported.
This is also why you should have been castrated too.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-13 at 6:07 AM UTC in The dark side of the sunThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-13 at 6:12 AM UTC in Help with shell companyShe's with Chuck now.
Fuck off.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-13 at 6:17 AM UTC in QUICK SOMEONE CALL RABBITWEED!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-07 at 6:13 AM UTC in Im so conflicted.2 girls after me.
I got a good past that seemingly was dead only to be revived in ways I never imagined.
And i got a possible future with a woman and child that scares me for the unknown but is exciting for the same.
There can only be one.
I dont know what im doing.
My feelings are so twisted and either way Im going to have regrets.
This is too much too fast.
Maybe Ill just take time to myself.
Im not sure who I am and my life has beem changing so fast. -
2021-06-04 at 3:02 AM UTC in Poleplats and update on my shitty lifeHi niggas,
Dis ya boy Fonapole or Poleplats.
I painted a house today.
It looks like shit but I did a better job than the drunk mexican did who couldn't figure out how to use his paint sprayer and lost 2 gallons squirting it allover the floor.
My regular job is kind of on hold at the moment.
I went in 1 day this week and have called off everyday since.
Im not fired because their computers are easily compromised and my 8 points is only 4 now.
In other news my break up with Chell is not going very smooth.
She still loves me and wont let me go.
I called the cops on her yesterday for throwing stuff and being mean.
Chell is super pissed at me for having a new girlfriend.
I can understand her point of view but I honestly didnt see much point in trying anymore.
Now Chell is being super nice and doing all those things I bugged her about for months in hopes of winning me back.
My new girlfriend has to spend the weekend with her husband taking their kids to the zoo.
It's a big fucking mess.
And to top it all off I am spending my night at my deceased aunt's house watching her tragically autistic 36 year old son who can not care for himself at all.
He is a big big boy and can sometimes be a real handful.
One time he threw me through a door so hard it bowed the whole wall out.
Im hoping a big bag of drugs can be enough to keep him somewhat calm tonight but he jumps and yells and claps his hands and screams and smears his poo on the walls and sometimes just runs around naked.
But he is my cousin and I love him.
The plan was to get him in a group home on Tuesday but when my Dad and uncle got him there they found that the staff consistent of 2 pregnant women and the plan was quickly abandoned for fear he would take all their lives.
I may be exaggerating a bit but the fact is someone needs to be able to jump on his back and wrestle him down if he starts literally throwing shit into the fan.
To make up for my lack on income lately I have been flipping a house with a buddy of mine who is paying me $20 under the table (for now).
Last weekend we gutted an entire 3 bedroom house leaving only the ceiling and walls.
Today I put a coat of paint on everything except the kitchen and bathroom which I had wished I would have left the toilet in.
Tomorrow I hope to put a second coat on everything and get the painting to 90% done.
Chell doesn't want me living in the apartment while I am seeing another woman but the housing market is a vicious one and I am pretty damn broke lately.
Also she needs me for financial reasons so today I just moved my stuff into my office.
Actually she threw/dumped it in there for me.
My credit score went down because I forgot to pay on a credit card and I can't remember my login to pay it as I took my stimi-check gaming computer to my mom's house so Chell wouldn't throw it out the window.
Chell gave the cops my bong after I had called them on her.
They thought it was pretty nice and gave it back to me.
I have no idea what I am doing anymore and I really can't believe I gone fucked shit up in such true space nigga fashion.
In Chell's words I'm "fucking scandalous"
I tried getting a job making diesel engines for the Duramax diesel trucks but it turns out I get paid more working my crappy job I sort of still have now.
Hopefully something else will come up for me soon as I could really use a few more dollars an hour and im trying to get it before the unemployment benefits run out and there will be 200 mother fuckers trying to get every minimum wage job there is.
I really don't know what else there is to do anymore.
I'm just trying to take all this one day at a time.
Really hoping spending sometime with a violent grown man who screams a bunch will allow me to think clearly.
I miss you guys and just wanted to let you know I'm still alive and kickin'.
Hope to make fun of you all soon.
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2021-06-04 at 3:42 AM UTC in Poleplats and update on my shitty life
Originally posted by POLECAT IS THAT NEW PUSSY FIRE?
The baby was extracted via c-section.
But idk cuz Im about as fast as the pitch drop study.
Tattoo above of 2 lil cherries with "busted" wrote above.
Heard but not seen.
She has to spend the weekend with her husband.
My brain hurts trying to think of my life right now anyways.
That wont happen even if I had a Bill Krozby dog.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-01 at 1:37 AM UTC in Bill Krozby, Dead or Alive, a Good Friend.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-20 at 2:43 PM UTC in JiggleBooty Johnson is a plastic printing genius/ really good dude!
My space nigga brother hooked me and more importantly my yet to arrive 486 DOS gaming pc up with these really bad ass fake 3.5 inch floppy drives for my yet to arrive compact flash to IDE adapters.
The first one was sort of a prototype and is a bit rough around a couple edges but the second one looks down right snazzy.
He even threw in a rectangular LED to mount in one to make it look super legit.
Knowing I am a man of plastic he left the finishing work for me to do as there is no way he could have known just how much to sand off to get a perfect fit but im looking forward to setting the body lines just right and he knew that before hand after seeing just what an emaculate machine I purchased for the build.
I just wanted to put him in the spot light and show my appreciation and thanks.
I would 10/10 recommend his work to anyone in need of printed plastic creations.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-27 at 12:32 AM UTC in Im drug free!
Its a negative.
Faint but the lines are visible.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-24 at 9:36 PM UTC in Two more die on EverestThis thread is turning me on for some reason.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-24 at 2:53 PM UTC in would you blaze a 10 year old?The answer is a big FUCK NO.
Not going down for some retarded kids.
These days smoking hot teachers have sex with their students and the kids are so dumb they rat them out.
Why would I trust a kid?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-24 at 12:10 PM UTC in I am 31 years old todayIm older than you son.
Listen here kiddo, you better make the most of these years you got left.
Soon youngin' your joints are gonna start hurtin and your back will start aching.
Happy birthday little man.
Have a great one sonny.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-08 at 1:42 PM UTC in I AM EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!
I might not like the place but I do my job and I do it better than everyone.
They awarded me at the meeting in front of everyone.
I glared down at the floor in disgust and took my certificate without speaking.
Then they gave me a radio and said I have to wear it at all times because I am special.
An hour later Id lost the damn thing and i completely refused to wear it and instead just threw it on top of whatever pile of shit I happened to be pushing around.
And they also gave me 4 hours of paid time off.
Anyways, I am going to put it in a frame and hang it in my office to always remind me of what a hard worker I am.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
