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2021-04-11 at 6:16 PM UTC in Chell needed help with her laptopShe brought it into me saying she didnt know where the cords plug into.
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2021-04-29 at 1:33 AM UTC in Bought a laptop
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2021-04-27 at 4 AM UTC in I don't feel like going to work day 2.
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2021-04-26 at 4:39 AM UTC in Some piece of shit sideswiped and dented my new carIt rusted really fast for just happening today.
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2021-04-26 at 12:32 AM UTC in I dont feel very much like going to work today.
Originally posted by WellHung i doubt anyone cares, frankly.
Originally posted by Donald Trump Fona isn't you, plenty of people care.
I thanked you both because what Wellhung said makes me think that work won't mind me taking a day off and because what Donald Trump said makes me think he might tie me up and fuck a fleshlight clinched between my legs. -
2021-04-03 at 6:29 PM UTC in Hot Sauce Challenge
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2021-04-11 at 5:16 PM UTC in Was this Chance? Opus 67 =Lay off the weed if you can't handle it.
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2021-04-10 at 1:52 PM UTC in A shit fuck evening with nothing to do.
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I just smoked pot and for the first time in like 2 years bought a beer. the last one was in NYC and one in Vegas a few days later. but I didnt drink the entire thing. maybe half so like 12 oz of a tall boy
it was to bring me down from the shit paranoia of pot. Not im not going back to drinking beer again. I just couldnt find a low alcohol 0.5 and got a coors light which is like 2,3 percent
You smoked pot just a couple weeks ago. You got super paranoid and made a new account. -
2021-04-08 at 7:40 PM UTC in Who Should HTS Pick For Life Partnership:
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2021-04-03 at 9:40 PM UTC in Hot Sauce Challenge
Originally posted by Solstice I used to hang out with a dude who put that shit on his dick for fun
Once in jail some guys bet me that I wouldnt rub an entire tube of icy hot between my legs and all over my nuts and ass.
I think the bet was I would get a couple ramen noodles or something.
Anyways I did it and I had never icy hotted anything before.
It felt fine for about 30 seconds but after that I was frantically getting naked in front of 49 other dudes and sprinting towards the showers.
The doors on the showers only covered up to just above your waist and they where located so that pretty much anyone could look over at the showers and see if someone was using one.
I spent idk how long in there but i was trying to get it off my crotch and a female corrections officer came around and saw me but to her it looked like I was in there mad jacking it and of course I was basically crying in pain.
She turned around and just walked away.
It was really awkward cuz all the gays bunked next to the showers and im in there cleaning my penis like it's life or death.
I had some good times in jail but im okay if I never go back.
Boredom leads to some pretty stupid shit trying to pass the time. -
2021-04-03 at 6:36 PM UTC in Hot Sauce ChallengeI stole a bottle of that chemically engineered XXX Death Sauce once when I was 9 or 10 and I hid it under my bed but the bottle leaked out all over my carpet and later I crawled under my bed to get a toy and i laid half my face in the puddle of hot sauce.
I didnt know what it was at first but very VERY quickly I realized my mistake and i spent the next 30 minutes with my head in a 5 gallon bucket with the garden hose and i was only coming up for air.
It hurt so fucking bad.
I told my dad I was practicing scuba diving. -
2021-04-03 at 12:04 PM UTC in Candyrein Nudes
Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao
Op I am engaged..and I haven’t shown you pity attention off the forums in over 3 yrs .. cotttdamn ..pull up your socks and move on.. stop thinking about me…lmao
Think about who’s next to you , your grandma girlfriend
The rest of you losers get a life and follow suit
Lol.
It was just a joke.
Im glad you found someone.
Congratulations. -
2021-03-30 at 12:11 PM UTC in I called off work.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson eh? Haven't you only been there for like a month?
So fukkin what.
There is a point system to get fired.
I only got a couple points maybe.
So what?
Man. I dont know why you expect me to be #1 square all the time.
Trust me im not proud i missed work last night but the joy of having no kids means all I gotta do is take care of myself.
I dont have to worry about supporting a family or having a plan B all the time.
Im perfectly okay with taking a self care day.
I needed a nap and ive probably been trying too hard anyways. -
2021-03-29 at 1:27 PM UTC in NiS Biggest Loser: March EditionI agree with BeeReBuddy.
And don't forget Ghost is colorblind.
He obviously can't tell the difference between pink and brown. -
2021-03-28 at 6:50 PM UTC in Chell likes the 3 finger combo
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2021-03-26 at 4:48 PM UTC in Kortz wants to rape my mom and break my CDsOP is completely reliant on his mother.
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2021-03-24 at 4:59 PM UTC in Ship parks sideways in the Suez Canalhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9398035/Suez-Canal-cargo-ship-sailed-rude-shape-blocking-waterway.html
Apparently he sailed the ship and drew a penis with the gps before scuttling it in the canal. -
2021-03-25 at 1:40 PM UTC in Special Predator👅 or Sexual Prey👄. What are you? 👺🌮🤷
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2021-03-20 at 11:53 AM UTC in Apparently 4 DUIs is too much for Doordash.Id probably get a 5th of alcohol and arrest. But Id plea the 5th too.
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2021-03-20 at 3:54 PM UTC in I miss Pizza Hut. When will the open???