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2021-11-04 at 1:24 AM UTC in NIGGER tried to cut me off.So I put him in a ditch...
I was approaching a stop sign and a Chrysler 300 (of course) was running up on me from behind and I knew he was about to cut me off.
The stop sign was the end of the road so you have to go left or right.
As he was starting to go around me I decided to accelerate instead of brake because I was there first and in my neighborhood black people drive like shit and constantly do this crap.
He had no time to brake and tried making a hard right going way too fast and he went in a ditch, flipped his shit and totalled his ride.
I was laughing my fucking ass off as I watched him stumble out of his car.
He ran around the passenger side to pick up his gun then took off across the field.
I called the cops and they swarmed in within maybe 2 minutes.
Apparently the nigger has warrants and is a violent offender.
I feel really good knowing I literally got him off the street and into a ditch.
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2021-08-02 at 12:42 AM UTC in Wariat’s PIWhat a fucking loser!
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2021-11-04 at 5:50 PM UTC in Shout out to George FloydThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-19 at 9:32 PM UTC in Space Nigga MeetupHEAVEN'S GATE 2022The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-19 at 6:04 AM UTC in Fona 10-19-2021BIG NEWS
I got hired at work tonight.
Comes with a 50 cent raise.
Then I got asked if I was interested in working on 2nd shift for an extra dollar an hour.
Seeing as how I don't give a shit about what Im doing while Im here I will be taking this opportunity.
Besides, I really need to so I can align my schedule with NZ time zone so that I can continue my education.
The thought of starting new with new people again sucks but the money is welcomed.
Basically God has decided Im not getting off this roller coaster anytime soon so I might as well just accept it and go with the flow.
So far 2nd shift consists of myself (the only hired on employee) and 2 temps. There are no supervisors, managers or team leads. This may be my opportunity to shine here and show what I can do.
When I quit my last job at the end of February I was making $13.35 an hour for a company that had been busing homeless people in to work crappy low paying hard work. I had set a goal to make $15 by the end of the year. Well today I make $18 an hour so I gotta say I feel pretty proud of myself for not only achieving my goal but surpassing it.
Tonight is super busy and Im really tired but I am feeling pretty good about my job today.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-10-17 at 4:55 PM UTC in Fona 10-17-2021The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-16 at 3:47 PM UTC in Fona's Fucking Life Sucks day number 11,476
Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you don't like what you got stop doing what your doing because what you are doing is getting you what you got.
I stopped giving a fuck until i had to give a fuck again and now my fuck feels even less appreciated than ever by other peoples lack of fucks when all I was trying to do was not be a fuck while dealing with a fucking what the fuck with a fuck who didnt give a fuck that left me feeling fucked from day fucking 1 with all this fuck and it fucking didnt fucking need to be such a fuck when its not even my fucking problem and i was just trying to fucking be there while it fucking worked it the fuck out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-10-04 at 7:26 PM UTC in How much alcohol do you consume per year?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-04 at 7:37 PM UTC in Brave Yourselves! User influx coming!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-04 at 7:12 AM UTC in Fona 10-4-2021
Originally posted by RIPtotse Fona how much do you make an hr? I sometimes like to make myself believe that I would enjoy a job where I do nothing, but the ones that I have had like that I actually couldn’t stand.
Have you thought about trying to enter/re enter college fona? I don’t know your educational history but you don’t seem “completely” retarded and could probably benefit from a degree or 2?
Just want to see you happy since I enjoy your posts, but actually a little bit of education might decrease the qualities I enjoy of your posts so nvm lol
I make $16.50 an hour right now.
It should be $17 an hour but they are so slow at hiring me on.
I was going to quit but the last 4 weeks all i do is sit in a chair and play on my phone.
No one cares what Im doing so long as I am either sitting in my chair or standing near it.
Not joking when i say im doing nothing all night.
They just pay me to sit in a chair.
Tonight i might work an extra 2 hours because Im probably going to take a nap after i finish this cigarette.
Education is something ive thought about but everything is retarded anymore and I already have everything i ever wanted that I can buy.
All I want now is someone in my life to share good times with but it is a struggle.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-09-24 at 4:12 PM UTC in Will you support me if I build a boat?At a garage sale today I came across a magnificent vessel in 1:300 scale of some dump ass old pirate ship.
He was asking $300 for it and I was about to pay when I saw another model boat but this one was still sealed in a box yet to be put together.
I inquired on the price for the "boat parts" and he hit me at $25.
I check this nigga against my amazon prime and found he was bustin' muh ballz.
But I still really think a thread of me live streaming building a model boat would be way hella more killer than Gryll's gay fucking lego spam.
So how about it guys?
Who wants to watch me make a model boat?
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2021-10-02 at 2:39 PM UTC in Fona 10-2-2021The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-01 at 9:36 AM UTC in Improving posture.I find myself slouched in my desk chair way too much and can feel my back hurt when i sit with bad posture for too long.
Sitting up straight really improved the duration I can sit along with my comfort.
Habits are hard to break and as someone who likes being on the edge of their seat it is easy to neglect proper posture as back support is often too far away.
Im unsure what to do other than be more aware of how I am sitting which is what I will start with trying to do.
My bog lazy boy chair hurts my back cuz im lazy lol.
My crappy chair before hurt my ass because I got no butt.
And the chair before that Slaynk bought me an orthopedic butt cushion but it had no back support and was almost more of a stool.
Thoughts?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-09-28 at 4:48 PM UTC in Dog The Bounty Hunter confronts that youtuber that killed his girlfriendAm I the only one who hopes he gets away?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-09-27 at 12:31 PM UTC in There will never be another site like TotseYou retards live in the past too much.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-09-24 at 3:57 PM UTC in Happy Birthday Kinkou 🎂That cunt chose drugs over us to deal with the loss of her dad.
She was already abusing benzos and occasionally her mom would kick her out and she would just run to dad.
Which itself was weird because he sexually abused her growing up and that is why her parents split and she lived with her mom.
I guess benzos truly do release a woman to experience her wildest fantasies.
Anyways, I do know she would get a script and it would be gone within 4 or 5 days.
We talked everyday on video and when she was medicated she would constantly be 100% whore and 100% retarded.
Then when she didnt have pills all she could be described as is bitchy and irritating.
Constantly she talked about being out of pills and at the time I was like "Go get some then hoe" but her dumb ass didn't know how to live that sort of life.
No money, no pills.
She started stealing from her mom to feed her habit after her dad's passing and that was the final straw for her mom.
At the time her mom had a boyfriend and still might.
The 3 of them didn't get along so it wasn't hard for her mom to chose the next best thing.
Out on her own with nothing she set out in her 1991 Ford Fiesta with just an 1/8th of a tank of gas and some yoga pants.
Xanny barred out Kinkou made ends meet delivering groceries to people's houses. Along the way well to do gentlemen would cum along and give her a chance to get a big tip.
And a big tip is what she got.
A lot of big tips.
All was well and she was staying over at a variety of men's houses that she thought she was playing but the men actually just wanted a naked slut for a night. This helped her avoid sleeping in that tiny little faded blue 1991 Ford fiesta.
Life in the fast lane caught up with Kinks one evening when after stealing pills from the medicine cabinet of an old man whom she delivered food for and having sucked his cock then letting him cum all over her face, was driving back to the hood to buy more Scooby Snacks when an epic nod let to an epic crash.
Her car was mangled having hit a parked car.
Her license plate PTQ 1352 embedded into the parked and now wrecked car.
Panicked and confused while only knowing she done fucked up, she tried to run but only made it a block or 2 before completely forgetting what she was trying to do.
Sitting on a steel bunk in a pod full of women inmates she awaited a court hearing.
Major withdrawal set in.
Curled into a ball and covered in diarrhea she waited.
I lost touch with her shortly after.
I know she got out but i think she skipped bail or some shit and all her stuff was gone or fucked.
My best guess is she got stuck somewhere (probably in a trap house) and is more than likely hooked on dope.
That is IF she is still alive.
Maybe she just literally forgot all about us.
Even if we could bring her back, would we want to?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-09-19 at 5:24 PM UTC in Fona 9-19-2021
Worked until noon.
Stopped at a garage sale and picked up a couple tool boxes and an assortment of hand tools.
Now im home and freshly showered because i spilled coffee all over my dick trying to get inside.
Fixing chicken wings and mac and cheese for lunch.
Got a little time before bed but not much.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-09-13 at 7:15 AM UTC in My company is doing the mandatory vaccine or weekly testing bullshit.No one will be able to do weekly testing because testing centers will be overwhelmed.
Same with vaccination centers and due to the fact they want a new booster shot every week it will be a revolving door too.
I told my company to fuck off.
They offer me no benefits and dont care about their employees anyways.
Let it burn.
I'm quitting.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-09-13 at 5:17 AM UTC in Do you physically feel your age?The last week has been pretty rough for me.
I've felt bloated and my body has felt stiff and sore.
Im sort of feeling better but its hard to distract myself from discomfort that tends to be constant.
Im 31 and don't know if I feel like a 31 year old should.
Mentally Im probably immature thanks to years and years of drug use.
Physically I feel 1 step away from being disabled (sometimes).
I have good days and bad days but there are things that bother me which just dont get better anymore.
I have a hip joint that is going to fail one day and in the meantime leaves me with trouble walking sometimes.
If I get up wrong my leg locks into my hip and feels like its going to pop out.
I have an equally troubled shoulder which at times feels like someone is attempting to pry apart.
Lately it has been my guts bothering me.
Im eating a poor diet and that's not helping much but Im sure like all the rest of my problems that drug use is to blame.
How old are you and what problems are you having?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-09-12 at 1:36 AM UTC in Fona 9-11-2021 Happy September 11th everybody.I was gonna make some spectacular middle age post about the cookware I bought at BigLots until I remembered you fuys only like beakers and sneakers.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
