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Fona's Fucking Life Sucks day number 11,476

  1. #21
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Everything is covered in fucking cat hair!
  2. #22
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    If you don't like what you got stop doing what your doing because what you are doing is getting you what you got.
  3. #23
    HEY BABY CAN U SHOW ME HOW TO DO DIS EXCEL SPREADSHEET ILL SPREAD YOUR SHEET NAMWMEAN
  4. #24
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you don't like what you got stop doing what your doing because what you are doing is getting you what you got.

    I stopped giving a fuck until i had to give a fuck again and now my fuck feels even less appreciated than ever by other peoples lack of fucks when all I was trying to do was not be a fuck while dealing with a fucking what the fuck with a fuck who didnt give a fuck that left me feeling fucked from day fucking 1 with all this fuck and it fucking didnt fucking need to be such a fuck when its not even my fucking problem and i was just trying to fucking be there while it fucking worked it the fuck out.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #25
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Trying to add oil and tranny fluid to my car but just lost the cap to a 5qt most full jug and now im fucked with this wonderful waste jug.
    Probably fucked anyways as its leaking out of all the oh fuck spots
  6. #26
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im waiting on my dishwasher to finish so I can grab a pan and cook some cheese burgers.
    In the meantime I am reaching farther and farther in the black hole that is my past to try and pull a rabbit out of a hat and amuse myself even if just for an instant.
  7. #27
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy All I want to do is take a boat to the Antarctic and get stuck in sea ice for 37 months.
    Forced to eat penguins and be perpetually uncomfortable and destitute.
    Apparently that's why I'm here anyways.



    Convert to the Democratic party and feel the light of righteousness wash over you!
  8. #28
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    like Monica Lewinsky
  9. #29
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by stl1 Convert to the Democratic party and feel the light of righteousness wash over you!

    I wish I was at the bottom of the cliffs on Elephant Island watching the sea.
  10. #30
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Trying to cook some damn cheese burgers so I can get pissed that I'm out of ketchup.
  11. #31
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Monica is worth a reported 1.5 million.
  12. #32
    blaster master victim of incest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #33
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by stl1 Monica is worth a reported 1.5 million.

    US tradeable assets are extremely overvalued
  14. #34
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im going downtown.
    There's something I want to correct.
    This is probably the worst idea I could come up with.
    Stay tuned.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im going downtown.
    There's something I want to correct.
    This is probably the worst idea I could come up with.
    Stay tuned.
    3
    dont do anything drastic just get some beer and chill and play mc wit me tonight if u have nothing else <3 stay safe!
  16. #36
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Downtown canceled due to other plans now.
    Probably wont work out either but what has been?
  17. #37
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    For fucks sake.
    I tried to hang out with my buddy but he was so drunk his grandpa had to drive him over.
    Then they both sat in my house while I listened to him recite his side of a fucked up story all to similar to mine except his has gone a way mine did not.
    He downed a tall boy and tried to play video games with me but kept reverting to bitching about his circumstance.
    Drinking sounded like a not bad idea almost until he showed up drunk and reminded me why I quit.
    His grandpap and him left just a few minutes ago and now everything in my house feels horribly at place all things considered.
    Hope everyone gets really fucked this weekend and just remember, "all men left behind!"
  18. #38
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im not worrying about anything.
    My feelings are the only thing present and they hurt pretty damn bad.

    buck up man, fuck ur feelings. go slap ur new girls old man and tell him to split for a few hrs
  19. #39
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ya man stop searching for friends and shit so hard. Work on making yourself a more badass person. Get deep into aliens and astrology and shit and find your place

    Read the book: Nothing in the book is true, but it’s exactly how things are by Bob Frissel

    Another good easy read and start to using your mind in a more positive way is Rhonda Byrne’s The Secret. Really easy read with basic “think positive” ideas.
  20. #40
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Fona if you kill yourself. I will kill my self. So think of it like if you don’t pull yourself out of this you’ll have someone else’s life on your hands.

    That should work
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