So I met this cute gal in the metaverse and she decided to come visit me in the place I'm staying at We're playing GTA 2 right now while drinking steel reserve She's been hinting at wanting to make sex but I'm not sure I'm ready to take our relationship that far just yet ....
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
I'll meet up with you but I don't drink and I don't sing.
If you want to and put on a show you go right ahead.
I would much prefer some Rally burgers and fries. Omg I love there fries. Then we can go back to your place and listen to jazz music and eat cheese.
I fucking love jazz, it's my second favorite genre. I can play that stuff in the background 24/7 I used to walk around my grandparent's house while high and listening to jazz everyday
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Yeah bro, HTS and I have renamed this place from the 'lovers nest' to the BRO PAD
We wake up early and juice, smoothies with a raw egg,kale, blueberry for anti oxidants and some Gfuel
Then we hit the gym in our building and spot each other for an hour. then situps, then legs. Then we juice More carbs Then usually I hit the dumbbells for another hour Shower More carbs
Then at night we hit up the bars and clubs and wingman each other and try to bring drunk sluts home to fuck. Bro house rules, bed goes to whoever gets a girl first. If both bros have a girl to bring home then one of them has to rent a motel across the street
Bro house rule #2; there is a copy of Neil Strauss "The Game" and "The Bro Code" by Barney Stinson on the living room table. If you remove these from the table you will be removed from the apartment forever
These are our Bible's
Also we will take oats and supplements as a security deposit
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