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Posts That Were Thanked by Fonaplats

  1. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    A FUCKIN WHITE - MALE!
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I identify as a doge with kidney stones larger than my body. :)
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  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    We always got morley and shells back
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  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    randy cane
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  5. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Greenspam Maybe you can move to China and be a window washer

    fuck that shit him and i and slaynk are moving to alaska to work at ikea
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  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats It is so overwhelming that it is hard to play.
    I cant get off that plot of land called spawn.

    I just wanna go far far away and make myself a little modest village.

    I can teleport you far out if you want, ask me when we are both on.
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  7. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    This one looks good. I forwarded thru Flossy's review and it seems pretty decent for the price, $99 outright.

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  8. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Get something with at least 3GB RAM or your phone will quickly turn into shit. 3GB is absolute minimum. Anything with less is bullshit and a scam in 2019.

    If you are looking at Chinaphones then 100% verify that it supports the bands for mintsim (they are probably an MVNO so check the main carrier bands). Otherwise your phone radios will be blasting hard and killing your batteries faster than normal.

    If you want to have some warranty, guaranteed bands etc look into US rebadge companies like Blu.
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  9. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    his friends call him kurt
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  10. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by CASPER Did Fona rape some children that I was unaware of?

    He didn't. He seriously dindu nuffin, and has never even been accused of such. He is a good guy both in specific and overall, and he is someone I am pleased to call a friend.
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kill them and make baseball caps with their scalps
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  12. The place seems dead.

    We need to.... let in more migrants. Maybe even force them in, who knows? It will be like injecting new blood in the veins of a nation.

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  13. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I was sending money to my cousin in itali (bet you guys didn't know I'm part italian) and i have was having a problem with my bank so I went outside to puff on my juul and drink a kombucha and this guy told me if I mind him breaking into the machine. I told him I don't give a fuck how do you do it? And he said he just kicks it.. and he kicked it and I heard all of these quarters fall onto the ground and I was like man thats crazy. I started telling him how I got some gutamelens in jail 12 years ago to beat up the whyte hick from beefa tx, he blew up a soda machine with a homemade pipe bomb and the pigs arrested him, he was so giddy it was his last day and this nigga when we were working in the kitched was flicking water on me with a spoon and I ingored it but he just kept laughing at me saying in a dumb voice "what are you gonna do about it?! It's my last day!" So I just dumped my tumblr of water over his head and all the nigs starting go wild laughing saying "this gon'ts cold as fuck with a cup of water" and the hick was so embarassed he went to the door where they had the clothes to change.. and it was locked so he just ran into the door and made the nigs laugh even louder. It's funny now.. but at the time I was super pissed and legit had an adrenaline rush because I was about to destroy this guy infront of everyone, luckily I didn't have to do it phsyically just mentally.. when we went back to our pods I spoke thru the hole in the wall and told the guatemalans that he's calling you all a bunch of mexican nutter butters.. I laid on my bunk watching them shove him into the bathroom to talk to him.. his last day was his fuck day

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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    lol, first time I've heard of these. clever too - they plug in as a regular USB device and use the 5v to charge a bunch of high-voltage capacitors... when they're full it dumps 220v back on the power line
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  15. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
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  16. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
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  17. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    living the life~
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  18. fanny Yung Blood
    i got a pretty big chunk of my laundry done
    i'm cleaning my apartment because the management is coming tuesday
    someone had a 'pest' problem and now they're checking all apartments to make sure the rest of us don't have bugs

    good job on the washer
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  19. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fonaplats OP is a magnificent embodiment of a morally white human being

    I love you too
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  20. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Those are all people who weren't "mean" to him.

    more like they're the only cool and chill down to earth people here and the only ones interesting enough to actually remember
    the rest of you are vomit and diarrhea
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