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Posts That Were Thanked by Fonaplats

  1. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Workin half a day then organize my shit for the shed.
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  2. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    on my way to kingman, az. to visit family.

    thank goodness i'm not driving.
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  3. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]


    https://twitter.com/bunnydelphine/status/1296575623821963264
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  4. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Just tell her you quit and eat some edibles.
    What she dont know wont hurt her.
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  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Perhaps you should purchase some pastries from an Amish bakery, today?
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  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Wtf is a live fire thing? I don't do much PVP, base hunting or griefing on this server because I don't have much gear. I just grind and fuck around really.

    We have made some bases but they aren't meant to be aesthetic or anything. Just simple farms and stuff, I have elytra and lots of food, a good emerald farm. don't even have enchanting set up lol.

    Everyone else on the server is a sweaty try hard with full netherite running around with their pay to win items doing trades and whatever. I wanted to make a cool fort at spawn and build giant F's and force everyone to pay tribute to the fonaplats army but the admins shut down my fun and deleted the fort



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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i got bored and drew this

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  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    It happened to my mom, someone leaked their online class zoom link and it was getting spammed by trolls
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  9. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    And...your copy and paste point is...?

    From my copy and paste Republican scandal list it just seems that Democrats prefer pussy and Republicans all love assholes.


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    Pat Meehan
    On April 27, 2018, Republican Congressmen Pat Meehan resigned due to months worth of misconduct allegations. In January, the New York Times reported he had used tax payer money to pay off a former aide who had accused him of sexual harassment. The aide alleged Meehan had attempted to start a romantic relationship with her and became hostile when she rejected him. While Meehan continues to deny any wrongdoing, he claimed he wanted to spare his staff the stress of an ethics investigation.

    2
    George H. W. Bush
    In October 2017, President George H. W. Bush was accused of inappropriately touching actress Heather Lind during a promotional event for Turn: Washington's Spies. She wrote in an Instagram post, which was later deleted, that Bush "touched me from behind from his wheelchair... all the while being photographed, he touched me again." Soon after, actress Jordana Grolnick accused Bush of groping her.

    As for November 2017, several more women came forward with similar sexual harassment allegations against President Bush, including one who alleged Bush groped her in 2003 when she was 16 years old.

    3
    Roy Moore
    During Roy Moore's election campaign for the Senate, nine women accused him of sexual misconduct. Three of them alleged he sexually assaulted them when they were aged 14 to 28. Although Moore denied the allegations, he did not deny dating teenagers over the age of 16.

    While many Republicans and politicians called for Moore to drop out of the race, President Donald Trump expressed his support.

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    Jeff Hoover
    On November 6, 2017, Jeff Hoover resigned as the Speaker of the Kentucky House of Representatives after multiple sexual harassment allegations were made against him.

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    Jeff Kruse
    In October 2017, Oregon state Senator Jeff Kruse was removed from all committee assignments after sexual harassment allegations made by fellow Senators Sara Gelser and Elizabeth Steiner Hayward.

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    Jack Latvala
    In November 2017, six women made sexual harassment allegations against Florida state Senator Jack Latvala.

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    Wes Goodman
    Ohio state Rep. Wes Goodman resigned from his position on November 14, 2017, after a non-staffer witnessed him and another adult male having consensual sexual relations inside Goodman's office. Following his resignation, more allegations of sexual misconduct were made against Goodman, including sexual assaulting an 18-year-old man in 2015.

    8
    Tony Cornish
    In November 2017, Minnesota Rep. Tony Cornish was accused of sexual harassment by fellow state Rep. Erin Maye Quade and a female lobbyist.

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    Herman Cain
    It is alleged that the hopeful Republican nominee for President sexually assaulted former subordinates when he was the head of the Restaurant Association. Up to 3 women have come forward surrounding the issues at hand, each with different allegations of a sexual nature.

    10
    Chris Myers
    Alleged to have paid a gay prostitute (known online as "Rentboy") for sex. Photos said to be from the encounter - showing Myers in only a pair of blue underpants - later surfaced online.

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    Newt Gingrich
    Acknowledged having an affair in the 1990s

    12
    John Boehner
    It is rumored that John Boehner, the new Speaker of the House and married father of two, had an alleged affair with lobbyist Lisbeth Lyons. In addition, he is also being accused of having an affair with Leigh LaMora, a press secretary to ex-Colorado Congressman Joel Hefley. But, it's important to keep in mind that these allegations are rumors at this point, but time will tell.

    13
    Phillip Hinkle
    Allegedly agreed to pay a man named Kameryn Gibson $140 for a sexual encounter.

    14
    Christopher Lee
    Sent flirtatious e-mails and a shirtless photo in response to a personal ad of a single 34-year-old woman on Craigslist.

    15
    Mike Duvall
    Resigned in 2009 after a tape of sexually explicit comments he made to women went public.

    16
    Mark Sanford
    Affair with a woman in Argentina.

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    John Ensign
    Admitted to having an affair with a married staffer.

    18
    Vito Fossella
    Affair with a retired Air Force lieutenant colonel.

    19
    Larry Craig
    Bathroom sex solicitation scandal.

    20
    David Vitter
    Part of the DC Madam scandal

    21
    Charles R. Boutin
    Resigned from MD Public Service Comission after email exchanges with a prostitute surfaced.

    22
    Bob Allen
    Solicited oral sex from a male undercover cop.

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    Mark Foley
    Involved in a texting scandal with male House pages

    24
    Don Sherwood
    Affair with 29-year-old woman while he was a PA congressman.

    25
    James E. West
    Removed as mayor of Spokane, WA after an gay Internet sex scandal.

    26
    Jack Ryan
    Former wife Jeri claimed he took her to sex clubs and pressured her to have sex in public.

    27
    Steve LaTourette
    Accused of affair with staffer, who he later married.

    28
    Rudy Giuliani
    Ex-wife Donna Hanover accused him of "notorious adultery"; he's now married to Judith Nathan, his girlfriend at the time.

    29
    Henry Hyde
    Admitted he'd had an affair many years prior

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    Helen Chenoweth-Hage
    Admitted to a six year affair with a married rancher in her home state of Idaho

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    Bob Livingston
    Admitted to multiple extramarital affairs.

    32
    Bob Packwood
    Resigned from Senate amid allegations of sexual harassment and abuse.

    33
    Ken Calvert
    Arrested while soliciting a prostitute.

    34
    Jon Grunseth
    A 32-year-old woman said she had an intermittent sexual relationship with embattled gubernatorial candidate Jon Grunseth while he was married to his first and second wives.

    35
    Buz Lukens
    Spent time in jail after having sex with a 16-year-old girl.

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    Dan Crane
    Reprimanded for having sex with a teenage House page.

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    John G. Schmitz
    Had an affair that led to an out-of-wedlock child.

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    Jon Hinson
    Caught attempting to have oral sex in a men's House restroom.

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    Robert Bauman
    Solicited sex from a 16-year-old boy

    40
    Thomas B. Evans, Jr.
    Along with other politicians, accused of being involved with lobbyist/former Playboy model Paula Parkinson.

    41
    Charlie Crist
    Former Republican Florida Governor Charlie Crist was the subject of shocking allegations in June of 2012 -- accused of paying two men to cover up gay affairs. A Tampa TV station stumbled on the story while covering a probe into former Florida GOP Chairman Jim Greer. Greer's attorney allegedly told Crist's attorney that if Crist was deposed in the case, "embarrassing things" would come to light: Namely, that Crist had homosexual affairs with two men (while he was governor) who were then paid off "to avoid embarrassing" him.

    42
    Matt Wingard
    Oregon State Republican Representative Matt Wingard was involved in a sex scandal that made headlines in June of 2012, when a former aide accused him of sexual misconduct. Among other things, the (as yet unidentified) aide claims that she felt "pressured" into having sex with Wingard. For his part, Wingard admits having a sexual relationship with the aide, but maintains it was entirely consensual.

    On June 18, 2012, Wingard announced he wouldn't seek another term in office. He also resigned as Deputy Republican Leader of the Oregon House of Representatives. It's possible he could be asked to resign entirely.

    43
    Dennis Hastert
    Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert recently pled guilty to sending hush money to "someone he had wronged." Inside sources claim that the $3.5 million in hush money went to a former student who had accused him of inappropriate sexual conduct in order to keep him from spilling the beans. Hastert was formerly a high school wrestling coach in Yorkville, Illinois.

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    Tim Murphy
    US Representative Tim Murphy came under fire for text messages released in October 2017. The messages had been sent between the representative and Shannon Edwards, a forensic psychologist with whom he had been having an affair.

    In the texts, Edwards accuses Murphy of asking her to abort their baby, despite his pro-life political stance.
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Lol Wasn't there some story in the news awhile ago about semen having antidepressant effects?

    No wonder grills is so happy
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  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Democratic donor and billionaire, Jeffrey Epstein, ran an underage child sex brothel and was convicted of soliciting underage girls for prostitution.

    Democratic New York Congressman, Anthony Weiner, plead guilty to transferring obscene material to a minor as part of a plea agreement for sexted and sending Twitter DMs to underage girls as young as 15.

    Democratic donor, activist, and Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein is being criminally prosecuted and civilly sued for years of sexual abuse (that was well known “secret” in Hollywood) including underage sexual activities with aspiring female actresses.

    Democratic activist and #metoo proponent, Asia Argento, settled a lawsuit for sexual harassment stemming from sexual activities with an underage actor.

    Democratic Mayor of Racine, Wisconsin, Gary Becker, was convicted of attempted child seduction, child pornography, and other child sex crimes.

    Democratic Seattle Mayor Ed Murray resigned after multiple accusations of child sexual abuse were levied against him including by family members.

    Democratic activist and aid to NYC Mayor De Blasio, Jacob Schwartz was arrested on possession of 3,000+ child pornographic images.

    Democratic activist and actor, Russell Simmons, was sued based on an allegation of sexual assault where he coerced an underage model for sex.

    Democratic Governor of Oregon, Neil Goldschmidt, after being caught by a newspaper, publicly admitted to having a past sexual relationship with a 13-year-old girl after the statute of limitations on the rape charges had expired.

    Democratic Illinois Congressman, Mel Reynolds resigned from Congress after he was convicted of statutory rape of a 16-year-old campaign volunteer.

    Democratic New York Congressman, Fred Richmond, was arrested in Washington D.C. for soliciting sex from a 16-year-old boy. Democratic activist, donor, and director, Roman Polanski, fled the country after pleading guilty to statutory rape of a 13-year-old girl. Democrats and Hollywood actors still defend him to this day, including, Whoopi Goldberg, Martin Scorcese, Woody Allen, David Lynch, Wim Wenders, Pedro Almodovar, Tilda Swinton and Monica Bellucci.

    Democratic State Senator from Alaska, George Jacko, was found guilty of sexual harassment of an underage legislative page.

    Democratic State Representative candidate for Colorado, Andrew Myers, was convicted for possession of child pornography and enticing children.

    Democratic Illinois Congressman, Gus Savage was investigated by the Democrat-controlled House Committee on Ethics for attempting to rape an underage female Peace Corps volunteer in Zaire. The Committee concluded that while the events did occur his apology was sufficient and took no further action.

    Democratic activist, donor, and spokesperson for Subway, Jared Fogle, was convicted of distribution and receipt of child pornography and traveling to engage in illicit sexual conduct with a minor.

    Democratic State Department official, Carl Carey, under Hillary Clinton’s state department, was arrested on ten counts of child porn possession.

    Democratic Maine Assistant Attorney General, James Cameron, was sentenced to just over 15 years in federal prison for seven counts of child porn possession, receipt and transmission.

    Democratic State Department official, Daniel Rosen, under Hillary Clinton’s state department, was arrested and charged with allegedly soliciting sex from a minor over the internet.

    Democratic State Department official, James Cafferty, pleaded guilty to one count of transportation of child pornography.

    Democratic radio host, Bernie Ward, plead guilty to one count of sending child pornography over the Internet.

    Democratic deputy attorney general from California, Raymond Liddy, was arrested for possession of child pornography.

    Democratic Illinois State Representative, Keith Farnham, has resigned and was charged with possession of child pornography and has been accused of bragging at an online site about sexually molesting a 6-year-old girl.

    Democratic spokesperson for the Arkansas Democratic Party, Harold Moody, Jr, was charged with distribution and possession of child pornography.

    Democratic Radnor Township Board of Commissioners member, Philip Ahr, resigned from his position after being charged with possession of child pornography and abusing children between 2 and 6 years-old.

    Democratic activist and BLM organizer, Charles Wade, was arrested and charged with human trafficking and underage prostitution.

    Democratic Texas attorney and activist, Mark Benavides, was charged with having sex with a minor, inducing a child under 18 to have sex and compelling prostitution of at least nine legal clients and possession of child pornography. He was found guilty on six counts of sex trafficking.

    Democratic Virginia Delegate, Joe Morrissey, was indicted on charges connected to his relationship with a 17-year-old girl and was charged with supervisory indecent liberties with a minor, electronic solicitation of a minor, possession of child pornography and distribution of child pornography.

    Democratic Massachusetts Congressman, Gerry Studds, was censured by the House of Representatives after he admitted to an inappropriate relationship with a 17-year-old page.

    Democratic Former Mayor of Stillwater, New York, Rick Nelson was plead guilty to five counts of possession of child pornography of children less than 16 years of age.

    Democratic Former Mayor of Clayton, New York, Dale Kenyon, was indicted for sexual acts against a teenager.

    Democratic Former Mayor of Hubbard, Ohio, Richard Keenan, was given a life sentence in jail for raping a 4-year-old girl.

    Democratic Former Mayor of Winston, Oregeon, Kenneth Barrett, was arrested for setting up a meeting to have sex with a 14-year-old girl who turned out to be a police officer.

    Democratic Former Mayor of Randolph, Nebraska, Dwayne L. Schutt, was arrested and charged with four counts of felony third-degree sexual assault of a child and one count of intentional child abuse.

    Democratic Former Mayor of Dawson, Georgia, Christopher Wright, was indicted on the charges of aggravated child molestation, aggravated sodomy, rape, child molestation and statutory rape of an 11-year-old boy and a 12-year-old girl.

    Democratic Former Mayor of Stockton, California, Anthony Silva, was charged with providing alcohol to young adults during a game of strip poker that included a 16-year-old boy at a camp for underprivileged children run by the mayor.

    Democratic Former Mayor of Millbrook, New York, Donald Briggs, was arrested and charged with inappropriate sexual contact with a person younger than 17.

    Democratic party leader for Victoria County, Texas, Stephen Jabbour, plead guilty to possession and receiving over half a million child pornographic images.

    Democratic activist and fundraiser, Terrence Bean, was arrested on charges of sodomy and sex abuse in a case involving a 15-year-old boy and when the alleged victim declined to testify, and the judge dismissed the case.

    Democratic Party Chairman for Davidson County, Tennessee, Rodney Mullin, resigned amid child pornography allegations. Democratic activist, Andrew Douglas Reed, pleaded guilty to a multiple counts of 2nd-degree sexual exploitation of a minor for producing child pornography.

    Democratic official from Terre Haute, Indiana, David Roberts was sentenced to federal prison for producing and possessing child pornography including placing hidden cameras in the bedrooms and bathrooms at a home he shared with two minor female victims.

    Democratic California Congressman, Tony Cárdenas, is being sued in LA County for allegedly sexually abused a 16-year-old girl. Democratic aide to Senator Barbara Boxer, Jeff Rosato, plead guilty to charges of trading in child pornography.

    Democratic Alaskan State Representative, Dean Westlake, resigned from his seat after the media published a report alleging he fathered a child with a 16-year-old girl when he was 28. Democratic New Jersey State Assemblyman, Neil Cohen, was convicted of possession and distribution of child pornography.


    But meh Steve Bannon.
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  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i calmed down and took my anger out on a pay to win server. did a bunch of griffin and looting



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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  14. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    The Fearsome Flags of Fort Fonaplats Frighten Fags from Fighting
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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The fonaplats army will live on forever!



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  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by G what's that like $5.50 lol

    Yeah you're right, working is dumb. Only stupid people have a job
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  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting A dead person?

    Julian Assamge is rotting in jail right now

    he'll be pardoned in 65 years or so.
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    COVID19inches is the name of her penis
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    COVID19 is the name of Hillary's revolver
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  20. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    looks like someone used a rusty plastic spork and their non-dominant hand in the dark while riding a unicycle down a flight of stairs during an earthquake while wearing a blindfold to perform that botched amputation.
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