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2020-09-09 at 10:37 PM UTC
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Ask me anything
Originally posted by Fonaplats
Do you have a moment of time to discuss your cars expiring warranty?
i got that one 2day.
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2020-09-08 at 10:20 PM UTC
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Nigga matrix chat
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2020-09-06 at 1:39 PM UTC
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-SpectraL
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by rabbitweed
Also gadzooks has stopped drinking…
Heard he fell off the wagon.
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2020-09-05 at 2:57 AM UTC
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I want to try salvia again
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting
Anyone remember how nuts that stuff was?
Where do you even get it in 2020?
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=buy+salvia
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2020-09-03 at 3:59 PM UTC
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Fona © 9-3-2020
what the hell is wrong with you. You're employer is trying to provide you with an opportunity to use your time and energy to do a task for an agreed upon rate. WHy would you squander that by commiting a social faux pass of not being there at the agreed upon time
because even though the employer doesn't lose anything its still considered rude by western society to be late to your job. Grow up andrew its not like you can just say "FUck it" and forgoe an hour of pay each day so you can sleep in. That would be fucking retarded and nothing would ever get done and can you imagine the stress for cathy in HR she has tons on her plate as it is already!
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2020-09-01 at 5:44 PM UTC
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The Sauce
Little cousin Arny gave up drinking many many months ago because he made his choice to go on a crusade of becoming a straight-edge nitwit. Honestly more power to him because every time he "makes himself into a better person", just a short time later you see him leveling-up in the flesh net. He wasn't a bad kid growing up, though he got into a little trouble as a young man - running with the wrong crowd. At one point he sniffed a shot of Jager and ent up sucking a few cocks and got himself hurt. Fast forward to today and hes still the Mercurial Man but he has found a way to harness his outbursts of false outrage and uses them to spark something, rather than letting them slowly smolder into nothing.
How many people do you know who reliably spend most of their waking hours doing only productive and positive things? I know a couple people like that, I look up to them but I still haven't found out how to live like that. I've pulled it off for short periods of time, say spurts of a few weeks or months. Those are the times that I have accomplished the most, or made the most progress, or completed the most rewarding tasks. I'll reach a milestone ( or not ) ,maybe I feel like the mission is complete and I can go back to what I really am the most comfortable with: leisure and relaxation. I don't know how I got to be this way, maybe from going to school where they were pushing harder and harder every year to learn more and more things that were often less and less interesting, by the end of it I could barely put up with their shit but at least when I got to go home I could do whatever the hell I wanted. Now I don't have to do anything so it's very easy to go on indefinite summer-vacation.
I've tried to toe the line and play punch-the-clock ( normy life ) and it's usually not too bad once settled in, but it must tap out my little pea-brain of all it's Chakra, because it isn't that fulfilling and I still have that urge to relax and cut-loose ( now i've earned it ). It could be with anything; playing video games obsessively, tarding out watching documentaries and movies, but most-likely: drinking copious amounts of budweiser. All that shit is kind of stupid, and I think that's why I like it, because it's low effort and high-reward in the moment.
I want to learn Spanish, I have a textbook on it and a subscription to one of those language-learning sites, I've spent maybe 15 or 20hrs on it but it's becoming more difficult and at the end of the day I usually just want to chill-down, not work on difficult things. I just want to shoot the shit with my bomos and chase that chatroom pussy ( due to the virus I am not getting laid, OTHERWISE ID BE SLAYING THAT FUCKING TANG ) but if I don't fuel up on Bud the conversation can be pretty stale and uninteresting. I'm an introvert, but on The Sauce my creative juices get flowing ( there's definitely a sweet-spot half way through the session where creativity is high and retardation is low, but towards the end I usually ent up going full retard ) and I activate my powerbottom energy. All too often when I activate my creative juices, I also wake up with my stomach juices wanting to flow in reverse. It's give and take.
GOVERNMENT WARNING: ACCORDING TO THE SMURGEON GENERAL,… CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES … MAY CAUSE HEALTH PROBLEMS I don't want to pickle my brain and liver but I'm tired of watching re-runs of Andy Griffith and I know I'm not gonna study my Spanish anyway. What are people supposed to do for fun that is good? Arny gave up all this shit and he's doing well but also in his video he sounds so fucking bored and unsatisfied. Arny's grandfather quit smoking cigarettes at age 31, when the surgeon general went on record and said smoking was hazardous to human life. He listened to the warning and he lived to be like 80 or 90 years old. I've chilled down and stopped drinking before and I still feel groggy when I wake up, some people claim they feel way better after they stopped but I'm just not a "morning person" I guess.
When I wake up and see my beeramid sometimes I'm a bit disgusted with myself because I know it is punishing to my body, I can decide that I wont do it again tonight but once that bell rings and I go home there isn't shit else going on and the headache was already gone by lunchtime. The body is an electric vessel that we get to occupy, and it's not right to abuse it.
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Originally posted by needBill Krozbydawgspam
hi I need that one spam post so where it says eat more meat so I can spamfuck onision.co for a raid plz n thnx!
helen keller could find that pic. i spammed it a few billion times
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Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
Where do you find the time?
on my watch
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2020-08-30 at 11:49 AM UTC
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What’s more important?
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STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
Originally posted by STER0S
are you using your work's insurance? doesnt ohio have that obama affordable health care act thingy?
i have a cousin that lives in chula vista san diego that uses that shit & has zero co-pays for everything.
he's hopped up on all the good stuff [controlled/scheduled] for absolutely free.
not only medications but he's covered with specialists as well... you really should look into it.
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2020-08-29 at 11:31 AM UTC
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Don't Tread On Me
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It looks like she got stung by a bee
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2020-08-28 at 3:16 PM UTC
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Fona 8-28-2020
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Most animals don't have the ability to sweat
He's not most animals.
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2020-08-28 at 3:16 PM UTC
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Fona 8-28-2020
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Sounds like your body's natural cooling system is working as intended.
Most animals don't have the ability to sweat
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Sounds like your body's natural cooling system is working as intended.
He has a hard body and it's in overdrive baby
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2020-08-27 at 8:43 PM UTC
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Fona © 8-26-2020
Originally posted by Wariat
lol you are full of shit. this guy fona is bipolar. /He talks shit abd mentions the subjects like sex offenders and random shit every time I post. He also goes on a hate tangent and is a hypocryte every time I post and talks shhit for no reason at all and you want me to respect him and give him benefit of the doubt when he insults me for no reason regularly?
Yeah, I told him to do that. Fuck you maciej you nonce shitty artist that has never made a dollar from your art, fuck you. Poland sucks
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Folks, But he does believe in beating women's asses.
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Originally posted by Technologist
Oh yay, OP can beat a woman! Yay you big boi🙄
Its people like you that say believe all women and dont believe in due process. Typical democrat way.
I was in his position at one time when an ex made false accusations and they ended up dropping the charges on me and charging her with making a false report based on witnesses. And actually they should have charged her with assault but i didn't want to drag myself through that process
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2020-08-27 at 4:14 AM UTC
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2020-08-26 at 10:44 PM UTC
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Fona © 8-26-2020
Originally posted by Fonaplats
I burnt the burgers a bit.
And yes I know my bread is a bit old.
Those are really good lappys
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