Objective: Free Lanny from the whores and make NIS great again!
The Plan: Pool gas money and drive to "Alamaba" to rescue Lanny. If Lala starts to attack we will throw poultry in the air to distract her. If needed we will molotov everything (of course).
Alternative Plan: Kill them both.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
slept like a log,, woke at 4;30 turned on the flashlight to see if the weed was still growing and not stolen and it was still there and swellin like a cock seein first titty's. been drinkin coffee and smokin joints all mornin.
thought about going bird hunting but said fuck it, walked 4 miles yesterday and didn't see a bird.
anyways I'm gonna sit on my ass and smoke weed all day and maybe about 6 tonight i'm going to put a door jam in at a house I do work at
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
Got to work at 5:31. Real busy as usual. I already drank coffee. Chell made Keto coffee last before I did today and it ruined my coffee so I had to throw it out and make real coffee at work. I feel a bit wired and I really have to poo 💩.
How is your day going?
not bad. working out, then working.
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a last-ditch effort to stop negative stories about Joe Biden and his family from spreading, Twitter shut down its entire social network Thursday.
After seeing account after account tweet out one particularly bad story, CEO Jack Dorsey realized he had to take action. Dorsey smashed a glass box in his office reading "Break In Case Of Bad Publicity For Democrats." Inside the case was a sledgehammer for smashing Twitter's servers.
"Red alert – shut the servers down! Shut them all down!"
Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either. Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.
After hearing the Twitter employees talk about critical theory, the robot got woke and began attacking all the cis white males.
It's kinda interesting how even the Big Black Cock Crazed loons here, like Oracle, Techno and stl1, don't even want to talk about their man Biden. He's too sleazy and boring. Biden and Kamala are just the establishment, everyone gets that.
Everyone just wants to talk about Trump, and feed on Trump's big dick energy.
The US election is a referendum on Trump.
It's pretty sad that Trump hasn't actually delivered on any of his promises, besides those made to jedis and billionaires.
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Thays a really nice apt man... I redid my place and the floors and trim look just like mine. You should do an outside video now. you should have moved into an efficiency so you could save money faster for a house or land. Sometimes just being in a better environment like that will make you more productive. Have you asked for a raise at work yet btw
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Skyblock is a bit of a learning curve but it's the most fun i've had with minecraft in many years. You can join private lobbies with no people and ignore chat and players all together if you want.
Claim servers suck because it tries to be vanilla minecraft with a bunch of other gay shit like grief protection. Grief protection is so dumb and it ruins the fun of building in minecraft because everyone just has their gay little claim cubes that are always empty and look like shit and they take up 1000x1000 for a tiny wood house so you can't even roleplay as their annoying neighbor.
if you don't want to get griefed just play on skyblock. Post your COOL HOUSE if its so cool then. I've been working hard building playing with da plurals on the free fonaplats army coop
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