2021-05-15 at 3:14 PM UTC
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Going Garage Saleing.
Originally posted by Fonaplats
Hopefully I can find a box to put Chell in.
Won't that require a layer of dirt from the old country in the bottom of the box?
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2021-05-15 at 1:22 PM UTC
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Going Garage Saleing.
Half drunk 40s and rusted hubcaps
Tattered Trump flags buried beneath a box of dolls
There's an old man looking through the sweaters but he isn't buying anything
It isn't hot but its warm and sunny. Lots of gnats outside
Maybe chell will take her dentures out tonight if I find that transformer
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Originally posted by Nile
Will rabbitweed live?
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z.
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Dear fona,
I am glad that you like the looney toons rockets. Should you and your wife want a fancy exotic vacation to warm sandy beaches with palm trees and swimmable salt body waters (with life guard on duty), I may recommend to you Israel. Every independence day you can go to any major city and handle all the firearms in current use, as well as climb into a tank or armored personnel carrier. I also recommend visiting Jerusalem, and any military museum featuring captured enemy equipment.
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2021-05-13 at 11:34 PM UTC
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Biden looks tired af.
Originally posted by cigreting
Its part of democrats plan to get kamela in his position
he should get a "taste tester"
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holy shit i thought it was a real photograph for a second
Imagine spending years of your life thinking about being locked in a cage with men fuys imagine just imagine star peck
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2021-05-03 at 9:34 AM UTC
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My friend Fonaplats
F is for the friendship that I so dearly treasure
O is for the onerous amount of time we play vidya games together
N is for the niggers we make fun of all the time
A is for America whose shores I'll one day find
P is for the programming I hope that you will learn
L is for the lots of fucking money you could earn
A is for Antisemitism over which we bond
T is for Transphobia of which we're also fond
S is for success which that I wish you on this earth
To Fonaplats, my friend, I hope you know your worth
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Man this place is cursed
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I'll be there change your prolo pic I keep thinking its Douglas thank you
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He just called me again from the El Paso County Jail. He's being held without bail because he has a secondary warrant in Dallas for aggravated child rape on a deformed retard baby under the age of 4-months.
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Voted Bill Krozby because he died from anal bleeding from all the homosex, but that assumes his life had enough value that losing it made him a loser which Iām not so sure about really.
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Folks, i don't take jobs i don't like, and then perpetually whine about them. I'm better than that.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Originally posted by WellHung
Perhaps you should slob on his knob, Onion? š
Maybe you should just FUCK OFF.
Fona's a good guy.
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Originally posted by WellHung
i doubt anyone cares, frankly.
Fona isn't you, plenty of people care.
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i doubt anyone cares, frankly.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I have having a rough day because I hear voice, in fact I am right now, but yesterday they were really bothering me basically all day to the point where it was really bad, I was doing some really bizarre stuff. I was like fuck this because the stuff I was being told was really evil.
I was like fuck this I need a brew and went to the store and saw my neighbor and ent up hanging with him and told him what was going on and he said its all good man, I understand what you're going through and we talked about it for awhile and watched a documentry and he wanted to go by cigs but I refused to get in his car and said man lets just walk, its techinically larceny if I get in your car with the circumstances and I was like the voices are telling me I'm in trouble and need to put my arms in the air take off my shoes but I don't want to but you just go to walgreens and we'll chill when you get back and maybe this will all be solved. He comes back like 15 minutes later and I have my pants off just in boxer briefs and my tank top. And he was like what the fuck you have got to be fucking with me now, this isn't fucking funny. And I said "Hey lady shut up" and he said "Don't call me a lady" and I said I wasn't talking to you I was talking to this lady that wont shut up so I can hear you"
he fucking instantly got mad and slugged me really hard in the arm.. i mean it didn't hurt, I'm sore today and I was like back the fuck off don't touch me again and he started walking away almost with like tears in his eyes and turned around and through a budweiser at me that I refused to drink because its open container, despite me drinking in public all the time. I dodged it pretty well.
But anyways he walked off looking like he was about to cry and I felt bad but I'm in some kind of trouble and the voice told me to now take off the shirt, and take off the underwear. And I was like dawg.. I can't do that, thats illegal.. and 45th is a busy street even this late at night.. and he said well then we're going to come shoot you, we can see you but you can't see us..
and so I did it, standing skinny butt naked with my hands in the air.. and I saw two coppers in svus' and they didn't even see me because I was trying to be modest by standing behind a car away from the street but I turned at the waist and wavved my hands and turned back.. just stand there with two coppers and there head lights on my ass with my hands in the air.
One of the coppers was hott af.. the other was just a fag. And they were like whats going on here... and I told them I hear voices and have had a rough day and was told to do this or ill be shot for being crazy.
And explaining it ass naked. And she eventually was like sir you can put your clothes on.. and I said If I do.. you promise not to kill me.. and I had to explain to them that I have bipolar and hear voices but I'm cool now so thanks fuys..
and she was like weeeeeel its fine, you're not in trouble for this but I technically have to take you to the hospital.. you have options you can go voluntarily.. or I can take you in cuffs. so I went with out the cuffs.
All I did was go to sleep and the doctor woke me up to interview me and I was completely normal but he have some questions about the nudity in public part.. but he was like youre cool you can go and they gave me a voucher for a taxi home
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