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  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Alright, thought about making a thread, but fuck it.

    I'm HIV positive.

    Live it up, you faggots.

    Probably going to kill myself now. Have fun.

    Post for attention. Later on it will surface that you don't have HIV.
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Took a new picture because I wanted to see what I look like from the perspective of other people. I often have my head angled downward, perpetually lost in thought, and look up with moving my head if I need to, so this is what other people see. Opening it full screen lets you see just how bad it might be IRL.




    I definitely seem to have the demon eyes going on. I'm not even in a bad mood.

    As honestly as possible, how would you describe the first impression the above picture gives you? Do you think I would be capable of doing well with women or am I the kind of person that could genuinely scare them off?

    The haircut and beard make it impossible for women to be interested in you.. damn son you know about all this fly fashion then just wear it with a dry mop/dog hair cut. Just google a nice hairstyle and get cut up damn. Beard and no mustache is also a terrible look.
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  4. Originally posted by CASPER Is it just me or is this thread going really quickly? Was I supposed to edit the post counts per page when i created it? Is it something i can change now?

    This is a configurable setting on your own profile. I have it set to the max, 50 posts per page.
  5. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 What the fuck is with that hairline?

    Malice likely has fetal alcohol syndrome in addition to his autism
  6. Originally posted by Malice Took a new picture because I wanted to see what I look like from the perspective of other people. I often have my head angled downward, perpetually lost in thought, and look up with moving my head if I need to, so this is what other people see. Opening it full screen lets you see just how bad it might be IRL.




    I definitely seem to have the demon eyes going on. I'm not even in a bad mood.

    As honestly as possible, how would you describe the first impression the above picture gives you? Do you think I would be capable of doing well with women or am I the kind of person that could genuinely scare them off?

    Well in real life you would be slumping your shoulders and looking down at the floor avoiding eye contact with me like the plague. So you probably wouldn’t appear very intimidating at all tbh.
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Post for attention. Later on it will surface that you don't have HIV.

    could be, but then she is an intravenous drug using prostitute who obviously doesn't bother too much with condoms considering she got pregnant again. there prolly isn't a more high risk group going than that.



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  8. Originally posted by NARCassist could be, but then she is an intravenous drug using prostitute who obviously doesn't bother too much with condoms considering she got pregnant again. there prolly isn't a more high risk group going than that.



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    Unless maybe she lived in South Africa, in addition to all that other shit
  9. Mallice doesn't understand the simple fact that he doesn't look scary or badass, he just looks weird
  10. Originally posted by Jeremus Mallice doesn't understand the simple fact that he doesn't look scary or badass, he just looks weird

    He looks like a muslim
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  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix

    How a nigga live?
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    I slept until almost 1 pm. Drinking coffee with vanilla creamer and listening to a Rae Sremmurd remix and smoking a full flavor cigarette. Nothing special but I feel fly as a mother honestly.
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  13. Originally posted by Something Squirrel He looks like a muslim

    Kinda
  14. Wait, Hydro actually has HIV though?

    Did 1337 know about this? Is he still going to write this dead whore? Will the child get born with AIDS?
  15. Originally posted by Jeremus Wait, Hydro actually has HIV though?

    Did 1337 know about this? Is he still going to write this dead whore? Will the child get born with AIDS?

    Who cares you fucking idiot.
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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jeremus Wait, Hydro actually has HIV though?

    Did 1337 know about this? Is he still going to write this dead whore? Will the child get born with AIDS?

    i'm wondering if she knows who give it to her. was it the baby's father maybe.



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  17. It was probably one of the dudes that she fucks for money which she claims she only ever does with a condom, lol yeah right
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, alright, it was just a joke for my amusement.

    I purposefully did the Kubrick stare (I didn't know there was a term for it). The girl taking the picture actually told me, "You look scary." in a light-hearted manner, but I responded, "That's how I want it." We actually had to retake the picture because I had crouched down a bit too much the first time.

    Also, it's been maybe a month since my last haircut and I'm going to get one today or tomorrow before school starts. My hair is unmanageable mess that needs to be kept short. Damn African genes poisoning me.

    I also don't like the way I look with a mustache, too spic-ish, but without any facial hair I look worse, undeveloped.
  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    too many pages to read through but I want to hear about the hiv. Hook a nigga up

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