Posts by Enterita

1. 2018-07-30 at 1:11 AM UTC in catching up with cage part 2
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby

   
   
2. 2018-07-30 at 12:45 AM UTC in I am... completely over women.
   Enterita African Astronaut
   No, seriously, hot sauce!
   
   All it took was being COMPLETELY fucked over by a bunch of them in the span of a couple of weeks, to make me realize they're all so fucking toxic that there's no point in obsessing over them anymore, since I'll never find happiness with them anyway.
   
   Now I can focus on my spoon collection.
   
   I have nine of them now. If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane.
3. 2018-07-30 at 12:27 AM UTC in Tfw you're becoming fat as fuck. :(
   Enterita African Astronaut
4. 2018-07-30 at 12:19 AM UTC in Just a friendly message to everyone who came here from the DH website.
   Enterita African Astronaut
   
5. 2018-07-29 at 10:20 PM UTC in Do you shoplift?
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q hey enter…
   
   

   
   Three posts in a row getting mad at the accusation that you were lying.
   
   Yeah, youve convinced everyone that you dont shoplift now.
   
   Scum.
6. 2018-07-29 at 10:23 AM UTC in Do you shoplift?
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q

   
   You're lying.
   
   I guarantee you shoplift.
   
   If you actually didn't, you wouldn't bother replying, let alone bother posting a fucking smug reaction gif.
   
   Shoplifting scum whore. I see right through you.
7. 2018-07-29 at 6 AM UTC in what is your earliest memory?
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby i would say that too if i was a loser like you who lives with his mother and constantly complains about not getting laid yet thinks lamb skin condoms make you cuck yourself because you're not on a path to real life because you can 't committ you idiot

   
   Hey, I may be a loser and a cuck, but... um...
   
   what was the third thing you said?
8. 2018-07-29 at 5:57 AM UTC in what is your earliest memory?
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby

   
   ew, what the fuck? She has sex?
   
   She lets guys put their pinguses in her puss?
   
   WhaT IN HOLY MOTHR OF UKc,
9. 2018-07-29 at 5:53 AM UTC in what is your earliest memory?
   Enterita African Astronaut
   waking up this morning
10. 2018-07-29 at 5:48 AM UTC in GUYS ONLY
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i guess we all grew up and quit living with our moms and started having wives with children.
    we're only men having children
    do realize that when something goes bad, its just an illuion caught up in the world?

    
    I'm referring to the fact we were invaded by these literally retarded DH fucks.
11. 2018-07-29 at 5:39 AM UTC in GUYS ONLY
    Enterita African Astronaut
    What the fuck happened to my Totse community?
    
    
12. 2018-07-29 at 5:30 AM UTC in To be popular. I'll help you be popUuuular.
    Enterita African Astronaut
    
    
    tfw no soon-to-be-evil witch girlfriend.
13. 2018-07-29 at 12:41 AM UTC in What's this girl's angle?
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Met her on tinder, we've had two dates so far. She isn't actually complimenting my physical looks per se, but she's complimenting the way I dress, etc. Like, "you look great!" (talking about my clothes).
    
    Is she fucking with me or is this okay to accept? Like, even ugly people can brush up well, so it's not like she might be lying.
14. 2018-07-28 at 2:11 AM UTC in What have MOON PERSONs ruined?
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Comedy.
    
    
15. 2018-07-27 at 9:23 AM UTC in It sucks that nobody wants to bang you cause you live with your mom.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Item 9 Its fuckin bullshit, it ain't like we gotta bang in my bedroom with her in the next room, we can go uh… ANYWHERE ELSE and fuck each other, a nigga living at his moms aint no reason to not bang someone. *sigh* why me

    
    lmao, an actor romance thread?! never thought I'd see the day. where'd you meet this girl?
16. 2018-07-27 at 9:18 AM UTC in hey enter
    Enterita African Astronaut
    yesterday I thought I heard it playing on the radio, but I was mistaken, and I thought, "oh damn, now I can't tell actor about how I heard the song on the radio"
    
    but I can tell that anecdote instead now, so all good
17. 2018-07-27 at 5:44 AM UTC in ATTN: -SpectraL
    Enterita African Astronaut
    What do you think of the fact that the last remaining memorial to your favorite website has been overrun by a bunch of moronic, shallow sex fiends.
18. 2018-07-27 at 3:59 AM UTC in Tried to patch things up with my mother...
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 🐿 Is this why women fuck you up so much?

    
    no the reason women fuck me up so much is because of the ones who say, "AW IT'S OKAY, I'LL BE DIFFERENT AND WON'T HURT YOU LIKE ALL THE OTHERS" and then end up hurting me even more
    
    stay away from me if you know i'm fragile and damaged
    
    they/you truly are all evil cunts
19. 2018-07-27 at 3:23 AM UTC in Tried to patch things up with my mother...
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Therapist told me all my root problems lye with always fighting with her, never talking to her, etc.
    
    So I spilled my heart out to her last night.
    
    Her response?
    
    "Don't worry about it. You don't actually matter as much to me as you think, silly."
    
    I don't know what the point of this thread is. I guess some people will find it funny.
20. 2018-07-20 at 10:39 PM UTC in Went on a date with complete phony. (drunk thread)
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Dating hotel fucks who cant comprehend a world where girls dont like them.