Do you shoplift?

2018-07-29 at 12:59 PM UTC

#21

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by DietPiano Oh, I like the aspect of being able to get my stuff checked out without going through somebody else, but I hate being watched as I'm scanning things. I always feel like they're gonna think I'm trying to steal and it stresses me out.

every check-out in every modern store has a dedicated camera recording everything that happens on that register.

2018-07-29 at 12:59 PM UTC

#22

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by DietPiano I asked this years ago on zoklet but that was almost a completely different userbase and I don't remember much.

Do you ever shoplift or did you used to?

I personally don't because of the high risk/reward ratio and because I don't feel like I need something I can't afford that badly.

i never shoplift. im a good, productive citizen

i know someone who when they were about 4 or 5 they wanted some cadbury easter eggs but their parents wouldnt buy them any so they stuck the chocolate eggs in their pants and ate them when no one was watching. every once in awhile theyll snag some off the shelf and forget to pay for them for no other reason than to reminisce

i also know some individuals who are engaged in a 'game' where they shoplift stupid shit for absolutely no reason at all, other than to fuck with the kike-owned company. examples are assorted high-priced feminine hygiene products...a 5-lb block of lead (that eventually was thrown through a window but years later the incident was considered regrettable due to the actual value of lead)...etc etc. other means of 'protest' that arent technically shoplifting are jamming holes in large containers of expensive products such as tide laundry detergent, synthetic motor oils, 5-gallon sized cleaning products, etc, etc.

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2018-07-29 at 9:15 PM UTC

#23

S6x African Astronaut

i was rewarded free money from a self checkout

or a Cyber Bribe.

maybe I should of given it back :(

2018-07-29 at 10:20 PM UTC

#24

Enterita African Astronaut

Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q hey enter…

Three posts in a row getting mad at the accusation that you were lying.

Yeah, youve convinced everyone that you dont shoplift now.

Scum.

2018-07-29 at 10:22 PM UTC

#25

Manonfire African Astronaut

Originally posted by Enterita Three posts in a row getting mad at the accusation that you were lying.

Yeah, youve convinced everyone that you dont shoplift now.

Scum.

Bottom barrel scum

2018-07-29 at 10:29 PM UTC

#26

apt Tuskegee Airman

nigger

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esbity

2018-07-29 at 10:30 PM UTC

#27

Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

Originally posted by apt SWIM used to all the time but now he prefers to be less conspicuous with his criminal activity

Bards ... that you, boo?

2018-07-29 at 10:31 PM UTC

#28

Manonfire African Astronaut

Originally posted by Mewsik Bards … that you, boo?

Fuk ur dumb

2018-07-31 at 1:05 AM UTC

#29

esbity African Astronaut

Originally posted by DietPiano I personally don't because of the high risk/reward ratio

lol. High risk? Did you know that there are ways to shoplift that are nearly impossible to catch?

My friend use to road trip his shoplifting and he never got caught. He has been at it for about 20 years now and has made tens of thousands of dallars and saved tens of thousands of dollars. Likely at least $150k if not $200k.

I don't shoplift though because its illegal.

2018-07-31 at 1:16 AM UTC

#30

Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

I remember once shoplifting a thingy of superglue from New World in New Zealand (they wanted $7 for it) and a LP officer walking towards me as I was approaching the exit after passing the tills. He just walked right past me, but I was sure I'd be detained, arrested, and chucked out of the country.

I miss the thrill.

2018-07-31 at 2 AM UTC

#31

Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock shoplifting isnt always about getting financial reward

um...what rewards can be derived from such an act?

2018-07-31 at 2:07 AM UTC

#32

Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q um…what rewards can be derived from such an act?

Adrenal ones.

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2018-07-31 at 2:24 AM UTC

#33

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I used to :)

2018-07-31 at 2:25 AM UTC

#34

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q um…what rewards can be derived from such an act?

the knowledge that the kikes doing the bean counting will have an aneurysm at the thoughts of losing shekels.

2018-07-31 at 3:44 AM UTC

#35

DontTellEm Black Hole

Originally posted by Enterita Shoplifting scum whore. I see right through you.

Lol.

2018-07-31 at 7:45 PM UTC

#36

esbity African Astronaut

Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q um…what rewards can be derived from such an act?

Psychological ones.

2018-07-31 at 8:30 PM UTC

#37

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by esbity Psychological ones.

the psychological trauma inflicted upon a rape victim pales in comparison to that inflicted upon a kike from whence material possessions are taken without recompense.

2018-07-31 at 10:13 PM UTC

#38

S6x African Astronaut

Hey lets make a dossier on peoples bad doings and kinks.

one after another.

2018-07-31 at 10:20 PM UTC

#39

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

is it still shoplift if i lift form non-shops like departmental stores and hyper market ???

2018-07-31 at 10:26 PM UTC

#40

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by S6x Hey lets make a dossier on peoples bad doings and kinks.

one after another.

i fisted your mother in her asshole while she was giving birth to you then spontaneously ejaculated on your face before the umbilical cord was cut.

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