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Posts by Xlite

  1. Xlite African Astronaut
    Nah man, it never gets old. It just gets weirder.
  2. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Slaynk See post #2



    You are doing just fine

    Git on my levah bruh
  3. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Slaynk What you are trying to tell doesn't need some great explanation

    What the fuck does that even mean?
  4. Xlite African Astronaut
    You get stuck trying to explain things that doesn't matter except you think they do.
    You try to blend in with your homies but you suddenly realise you're acting all weird and strange. I did this for a while, acted weird and shit. I felt as if shit was going down, except it wasn't. All the music, waves, and colors was all in my mind, along with the conversation i just had in my mind about it.

    It was now clear that i wasn't going to be able to tell my homie what my issue was, one thing was clear though. I had a fucking issue!

    Now since i was unable to accurately describe my issue, i instead wandered off looking for beer.
    This was a special brew, it left you wanting more. But as i finished the beer i felt this intense sharp pain and was suddenly reminded about my fucking issue.

    I've had this issue for quite some time now, at least a few hours. I can't quite explain it but its unpleasant and it fucks me and my buddies up.

    So i went back over to these people and said hey, shut the fuck up foos, i know whats up! Nigger needs to take a fucking leak thats whas up.
  5. Xlite African Astronaut
    Language breaks down, thoughts breaks down, thoughts about your thoughts breaking down breaks you down.

    My homie asks me a moderately relevant question about something that is now lost.
    I had something to say and made a big deal about it, but as you talk the words stumble over each other and you're left thinking what the fuck am i doing here, and what the fuck am i meant to have an opinion about? Why am i even here right now? I'm not in a position to be trying to communicate with other people, how can you expect me to have this conversation right now?

    So i said fuck that and went into the bedroom hoping to get some sick visuals and sure enough, as i started to pull away the blanket, i saw another blanket, beneath another blanket, under another blanket. There was a sense of frustration after a while because my entire purpose was for a limited amount of time all about removing a blanket. But i quickly realised i wasn't there to move any blankets, i was there to see some trippy visuals which i didn't really need come to think of it.
    So i went back to my hombres yelling shit about the bed is fucking up the blankets, and i ask my buddy to get into the bedroom with me so i can show it to him. He refuses to go into the bedroom with me. Is this awkward? I can't explain to him what he's going to see because its mind blowing and language simply cannot convey the majesty of the mindfuck i just had. Why don't he wanna come in there with me and see what i have to show? i pull him and tell him to get in, i pull and pull and then i realise i'm pulling my own hand and my friend is just standing there looking at me as if i'm a nutjob, asking me what the fuck i am doing, to which i reply:
    I have no fucking clue bro.
  6. Xlite African Astronaut
    Here's a joke.
    I ate 500ug 4 hours ago and i still think i am i think i am i think i am....
  7. Xlite African Astronaut
    What the fuck am i looking at?
  8. Xlite African Astronaut
    But you like to put you dick inside them yes?
    It seems that the only thing for you to do is:
    Find a whore,
    Knock her the fuck out,
    Put her in your van,
    Take her down into your basement and have your way with her.
    When you're "dun" cut her into pieces and throw remains into bags that degrade over time. "Keep pussy region for yourself for later use"
    Discard said degradable bags by diggin em down in a forest or somt, at least 5 feet down and preferably not all parts in the same spot.

    Or just buy a fucking fleshlight.
  9. Xlite African Astronaut
    Eh, you'd all tap that shit.
  10. Xlite African Astronaut
    Wtf is wrong with you, nigger?
  11. Xlite African Astronaut
    ^Armored attack dogs, i like it.
  12. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind There is no "real" you.

    I kinda disagree obbe, not because you're actually wrong though. Its just a matter of defining real.
    It doesn't really matter whats real though, what matters is whats perceived as real because that's all you're ever gonna get.

    Enter, its your ego trying desperately to save its sorry ass before its too late.
  13. Xlite African Astronaut
    If people admitted to and fixed their fucking societal/cultural issues, there wouldn't be people running around shooting people.

    Events like these are symptoms of a deeply rooted disease within us all, as a consequence of being brought up in this shithole.
  14. Xlite African Astronaut
    Eh, he's just a dude trying to figure out what it all means. His fault lies in his inability to see past what he views as facts.
  15. Xlite African Astronaut
    Thing is exposed to harsh environments for millions of years and adapts perfectly = god musta dunit.
    Gj enter.
  16. Xlite African Astronaut
    Didn't watch clip, because i already know what this is.
    This is a hologram.

    You will, when your brain expires become one with the absolute. Perception will remain but thought is no more due to the restrictive nature of it. Thoughts can only exist within certain range of frequencies. And as you lose your brain, you lose your ego, you lose your free will, and you lose your ability to turn thoughts into reality.
    That is the harsh reality of things. However, its not all about losing things.. As you become one with the absolute, you also become one with everything else. All perceiving and all knowing. Unimaginable amounts of information about the worlds and experiences from other passed away individuals will be instantly retrieved at will.

    I find it hard to imagine existing in a world without thought or free will though, but i don't see why it should be an unpleasant experience just because i don't get it.
  17. Xlite African Astronaut
    Same old shit, niggers niggin niggers.
    Nice background tho.
  18. Xlite African Astronaut
    Its a place for the best of the worst.
  19. Xlite African Astronaut
    Enter, you need to find a chick who looks like a man.
  20. Xlite African Astronaut
    IWD is attention whoring, take cover!
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