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Posts by Xlite

  1. Xlite African Astronaut
    Its not whores you gotta worry about, its succubuses.
    Females that age likes to lure in a younger bloke and slowly suck out your soul after she fucked you senseless.
    But yeah, let us know how it goes.
  2. Xlite African Astronaut
    Wish i remembered when i was on totse.
    Its been so many years.
  3. Xlite African Astronaut
    Yeah, that sounds kinda like the way we all should die.

    Smoke shit and bail through window.
  4. Xlite African Astronaut
    Here's how i see it.
    Gamers gets far more adventure in life than the average citizen. We've killed several thousand of people, flown on dragons, killed mutants, gotten safely out of raccoon city, been taken hostage, wielded the force and killed jedi masters and sith lords, removed kings from their thrones, taken their daughters and "raped them" (skyrim mod). We've divided and conquered many worlds, realms, countries. We've been involved in serious ingame political issues.
    We've spend hours on end trying to build our home etc.

    I often reminisce about the most noticeable events in my gaming history. What comes to mind is the games that challenged my moral values, such as mass effect, or the kotor series. You often find yourself in a situation where the only choice is the wrong choice. If you actually had the time to sit down and be completely immersed into these games, the payoff would be huge as far as entertainment and emotional conflicts goes. You will actually discover things about yourself.
    Those are the kinda games i miss, but even if there still was some i wouldn't have time to properly immerse myself into them.
  5. Xlite African Astronaut
    pics or gtfo.

    Use shades if u will.
  6. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter why dont they like me? :(

    Well it could be because you give too many fucks about them.
    Pretend not to give a fuck, but don't be rude. Just be occupied, even more so if the chick is a 10.
    If there's one thing 10's can't take, its a dude who's hardly noticing or acknowledging them.
  7. Xlite African Astronaut
    Try to say n i g g e r then lawl
  8. Xlite African Astronaut
    The best way to live is to not give a fuck about shit.
    Once you leave worries and fuckwits behind, your life will start to improve.
  9. Xlite African Astronaut
    Honestly i don't really give a nigga.
  10. Xlite African Astronaut
    Some bot Zanick developed a crush on.
  11. Xlite African Astronaut
    Whats up with you two and david?^
  12. Xlite African Astronaut
    Whats this about exactly?
  13. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I got 96% introvert and 92% turbulent, can't remember the rest.

    You can't that i believe. Post pics or gtfo
  14. Xlite African Astronaut
    LOGICIAN (INTP-A)

    It fits to some extent, although a more thorough test would do wonders.
  15. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Paws That's weird every time after I orgasm I just feel overwhelming shame/guilt and a sense of impending doom. It stresses me right the fuck out. I thought everyone was like that?

    Its also called la petite mort in french, the little death.
    You're most likely experiencing a dopamine dip which is normal to some extent after having a huge release.

    If you have it every time then you should probably see a doctor or somt. Maybe depressed?
  16. Xlite African Astronaut
    Nah man, it never gets old. It just gets weirder.
  17. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Slaynk See post #2



    You are doing just fine

    Git on my levah bruh
  18. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Slaynk What you are trying to tell doesn't need some great explanation

    What the fuck does that even mean?
  19. Xlite African Astronaut
    You get stuck trying to explain things that doesn't matter except you think they do.
    You try to blend in with your homies but you suddenly realise you're acting all weird and strange. I did this for a while, acted weird and shit. I felt as if shit was going down, except it wasn't. All the music, waves, and colors was all in my mind, along with the conversation i just had in my mind about it.

    It was now clear that i wasn't going to be able to tell my homie what my issue was, one thing was clear though. I had a fucking issue!

    Now since i was unable to accurately describe my issue, i instead wandered off looking for beer.
    This was a special brew, it left you wanting more. But as i finished the beer i felt this intense sharp pain and was suddenly reminded about my fucking issue.

    I've had this issue for quite some time now, at least a few hours. I can't quite explain it but its unpleasant and it fucks me and my buddies up.

    So i went back over to these people and said hey, shut the fuck up foos, i know whats up! Nigger needs to take a fucking leak thats whas up.
  20. Xlite African Astronaut
    Language breaks down, thoughts breaks down, thoughts about your thoughts breaking down breaks you down.

    My homie asks me a moderately relevant question about something that is now lost.
    I had something to say and made a big deal about it, but as you talk the words stumble over each other and you're left thinking what the fuck am i doing here, and what the fuck am i meant to have an opinion about? Why am i even here right now? I'm not in a position to be trying to communicate with other people, how can you expect me to have this conversation right now?

    So i said fuck that and went into the bedroom hoping to get some sick visuals and sure enough, as i started to pull away the blanket, i saw another blanket, beneath another blanket, under another blanket. There was a sense of frustration after a while because my entire purpose was for a limited amount of time all about removing a blanket. But i quickly realised i wasn't there to move any blankets, i was there to see some trippy visuals which i didn't really need come to think of it.
    So i went back to my hombres yelling shit about the bed is fucking up the blankets, and i ask my buddy to get into the bedroom with me so i can show it to him. He refuses to go into the bedroom with me. Is this awkward? I can't explain to him what he's going to see because its mind blowing and language simply cannot convey the majesty of the mindfuck i just had. Why don't he wanna come in there with me and see what i have to show? i pull him and tell him to get in, i pull and pull and then i realise i'm pulling my own hand and my friend is just standing there looking at me as if i'm a nutjob, asking me what the fuck i am doing, to which i reply:
    I have no fucking clue bro.
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