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dayuuuuum son... tjhats fucking beautfiul
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2022-03-31 at 1:29 AM UTC
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Will Smith Slaps everything.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
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2022-03-31 at 12:14 AM UTC
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Shit, I missed the temple.
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
That's so cute. Did your mom hang on the fridge when you finished all those years ago?
Don't make me have to fry your motherboard.
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2022-03-30 at 11:37 PM UTC
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Do you ever have Tech dreams?
I had a nightmare a few nights ago that no matter what I searched for on any search engine it only came back with mainstream media results about how great jedi activists were. Even technical queries only came back with New York Times articles about teenage jedi girls who were fighting for women and blacks in tech. This was the case even in stack overflow. As a result no one at work was able to do their job and we were all talking about how we couldn't debug our projects or find code snippets to copy and paste into our work.
I used to have dreams were humans had sex, but via various IO ports like parallel ports, SATA ports, etc. Those were weird.
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I love the dumbasses who will drive all the way across town and sit in a long line to save like $5.
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Yeah but the price of gas is high so they are raking in the big bucks ⛽ 💰💰💰💰
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you pay it forward… keep the good karma going
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2022-03-28 at 6:48 AM UTC
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craving bad kid drugs
me tooo
im making LOts of friends at work but have not met "da plug"
I met a few people that I got heavy drug vibes. This one guy talked like Jessie Pinkman from the wire he would say YEAH BITCH a lot and go to the bathroom and come back with a ton of energy and be really social and then we would pump and slam and he goes back again
but he got a promotion so it can't be him right. Another guy I was BSing with he was like "man if i had a company there would be hot girls serving drinks and a weed bar and cocaine" and I was like YES there should be vending machines for that and he was like "AHAHAHAHA OH MAN RIGTH????" but hes like an immigrant from south america working at a shitty job I doubt he can get shit
cant rely on anyonne gotta make an import it yourself
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2022-03-28 at 12:16 AM UTC
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550sq ft of I WENT TOO FAR 😨
Please do something so I can complain about it. Thank you.
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2022-03-27 at 11:49 AM UTC
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Where the fuck is Nil/Nile?
Originally posted by WellHung
he lost them to frostbite, dumb ass. and it doesn't take long at all for that to happen. dumb injun got drunk and passed out outside in winter in Edmonton. that's surely enuff.
Don’t ever quote me again. When I ask a question it is never for you. Stupid. Crawl back under ur rock, real life I would beat u senseless
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
fuck! just read its for the kitty corner,,, god damn nigga! u fuckerd up son
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Ok so i had a job for a ball park at one time and i went to work every day i heard voices on the regular they would call out to me even while i was doing my personal buinsness if you know what i mean it was quite annoying anyways one day they are like telling me that they can give me pleasure even make me expirience a female orgasm and im male so once they made me expirience it i was like maybe it is real so then i started takeing it seriousely which i usually do but im forgetfull and i just usually forget to take it seriously anyways it starts saying that it is going to give me pleasure if i listen first it tells me to spin in a circle and make sure no one can hear me talk to myself so i do and i am given a large dose of pleasure all day it feels like im in constant orgasm i start smiling and being bubbly because of it but it is short lived because it convinces me its a scientist or evil intent that they are doing it so i quit eating like a hunger strike stay awake for like 2 days just walking trying to burn myself out i keep getting crazyier and crazyier eventually i go on auto pilot multiple personality takes over and i start screaming at people im trying to do cold fusion with no water and then after that people call the police on me becauese i scream at someone i need water and then say no i dont and then scream at them again and say nvm me and walk away fast alot of people called the police on me and so i get arrested and taken to the metal hospital in the mental hospital im demanding trying to bargain for a button that makes me feel pleaseure no one knows what im talking about i remember trying to use my hand to show my dick size to people and them laughing at my hand but probably had no idea thats what i meant by it i was pretty cray at that time thought that people wanted to know my dick size for some reason anyways my trip to the hospital my pee stops working and the voice turns against me and starts interrogating me meanwhile i cant pee and it hurts so bad i freaked out so much about it eventually it says that i was like bad or something and someone walks up to me while im in the bubble room because i scared someone with a dirty look. I yelled like a lunatic at the person screaming profanity through the door that person turned out to be the twins form my childhoods mother which was funny because i told her i knew her and she said i dont know her and she was wrong. After i got out i was medicated for a while until i got my next job i was afraid to go to the doctors because you can be fired for any reason the first month and i have to see the doctor in the day time when i work which also resulted in another hospital trip from not taking my meds. anyways recently i have become almost immune atleast to the pleasure suppresent that my med does now im feeling pleasure again which usually drives me loopy but i have called it pgad and schitzofrenia that persistant genital arrosal disorder which is rare in men but i know is not impossible. other things that have happend once they said they played a sound that attacked me and i was hit with like a frying pan but nothing hit me fucked me up which made me think maybe theres fuckingn microbots in my head or some shit i have had alot of thoughts on what could be causeing my issues but really it doesnt matter its all a game of chess to me id rather it know when i want it to know and have it know nothing when i dont want it to know.
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2022-03-25 at 4:31 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
I remember being a kid in church ...all the kids had to sit in the back ..on those last two pews ...
Damn this water good as hell but I digress ...
So one day...why this man who had to be a crack head went up there and started singing ..and dude was sounding crazy as hell ...
And i tried..Lord knows i tried not to laugh ...but that Cosby sweater and those vocals took me out...
And i started a chain reaction of laughter with all the kids...and they had this lady that sat back there to monitor us and she had some long azz Freddy Krueger nails ..she got to pinching us with them joints...man 😭
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2022-03-25 at 1:52 AM UTC
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End de-facto ban on stl1
Imagine leaving the site because someone called you name you didn't like lol...crackas couldn't handle my posting experience for a day ....
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