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  1. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    The EU is trying to claim Russia is holding them to ransom but cutting off their gas supply.
    We're supply and supporting your enemy, as well as sanctioning you but you're the bad guy if you don't want to give us gas.
    We want to have our cake and to eat it too.
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Twitter is now owned by an autistic African American and the world is better for it
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  3. He’s probably just pulling your pigtails bc he wants to suck your dick
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Iseedivision I am a very nice guy who has been friends with a lot of women but each time I try to be more than friends and goes wrong they would rather date a inconsiderate drug addict a****** who hits them then be with me a guy who is there to help her with her problems I'm the one that she always goes to whenever he does something wrong or bad but yet I asked her do you want to go out on a date and she said no and this is after she broke up with him but they ended up getting back together if we're really good friends what did it make sense to be more than friends

    As aldra alluded to, grammer can get a woman wetter than a water park.

    But you've also gotta learn a hard lesson about the nature of women... They can be brutal to you if you're too nice.

    It's become a trite cliche over time but it's not a complete myth, women generally want a certain kind of guy.

    I've experienced this first hand many times in my life, but most tangibly when I recently had a shotgun pulled on me by a woman I was in love with.

    The hardest lesson you need to learn is that women operate very differently from how men do.

    What we want and what they want will never perfectly coincide.

    You have to sometimes exercise some unexpected "manliness" to keep her panties moist.

    It's fucked up but it's just how it goes.
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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Actually the price of energy has not changed.

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  6. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    OK ok. I think I have an Idea.


    You umm. Oh shit, I got nothing
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  7. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    I took a train from 42nd to that very station at 3am, drunk and didn't see one weird person on the train.

    I see weird shit like this on our own subway, BART

    San Francisco has become a number 2 on safety 100 being 5he safest and 1 (Oakland) being the worse

    New York City rated 23 last time I checked. I know more shit is happening and in 1970s NYC was a 1 in highest crime. It's sad it's happening right now but I would more likely be stabbed in San Francisco on the train.

    You can blame lib tards running NYC for this shit show.

    I saw a guy shitting while laying down on BART subway. And there are piss stains on the floor and the A/C doesn't work on half the cars on our subway and they always have some new exotic shit tier smell going from car to car.

    It's really gross in the bay area these days.

    I'm about to go eat some Chinese food now.

    -Cheers
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  9. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Depending what you'r going for I would either urge you to invest into AMC (the car company) or GAMESTOCK. if you want to double you're returns consider just buying some of each

    I owned an AMC Javelin once. Imagine the stock prices worth after Russian tanks arrived in Ukraine
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    2. Lanny
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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm from Swansea meself and me wife we met in highschool she can't have kids on account of the tainted heroin but wer get by I work at the old brick factory and she gets benefits . one day I hope to be a lorry truck driver
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  12. Musk isn't really even rich. That's how far down the rabbit hole the world is right now. It's all a hoax. All an illusion. He's a poor man, sleeping around in the guest rooms of friends, eating peanut butter sandwiches seven days a week, getting flown around on a CIA expense account.
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  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    A society where only women can wear skirts is a society controlled by the matriarchy.
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  14. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Lanny needs to start up some big "Next Big Thing" with a HQ out of SF and Sat offices in Austin or Atlanta and stay in Mo with Frala and just make up some tech sounding title and hire me on crowed funded money where I'll try my hardest to be the best sales guy for whatever the hell he's created but on paper.

    if I don't do well after 3 years, he can cut me loose and I'll take my 280k a year and stock gifted to me and go.
    by then I'll just Social Security out.
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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I hope she breaks out
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  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I did eventually bounce when she passed the fuck out from all the liquor. She's a bigger souse than I am.

    I don't understand how this leads to the police being called. She's probably gonna hunt your ass when she gets out I can just see her doing pull ups in her cell with GADZOOKS tattooed on her knuckles shes gonna come out a 300lb bulldyke ready to tear you apart.
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  17. Originally posted by gadzooks My mom was a secretary without a rap sheet.

    Oedipus mode kicking in.

    Out of curiosity are your parents divorced?
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  19. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    What I like to do is I take my teeth out and treat myself to a home hair dye
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  20. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I quit drinking last week in preparation for hot girl summer
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