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Posts That Were Thanked by A College Professor

  1. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra talking shit to paul wozny is a get into heaven free card?

    Paul Wonzy is Paul Wonzy, not me. Obviously. He's in Wisconsin. Brad is clearly using his name because his crime was September 2001 and is just now in court for it. Literally he was charged in 2001 and only now went to court 21 fucking years later.

    Weird story. Bradley probably helped him too
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  2. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Great, thank you for making this thread in the right forum. It's fine to post however you like as long as it isn't getting in the way of someone else trying to have a conversation, as in the other thread.

    What exactly is your job? To chime in with codie
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  3. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 she got her eyebrows stretched before it was cool

    She had to leave on a medical ship.

    She'll be back when WWIII is over but until then F-35s can slingshot off her unibrow

    Hurrrr Eeeeeee
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  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I refuse to watch any videos where people have their face in the camera yelling
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I wander what her pussy look like

    the predator beatboxing
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  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I’ll massage my feet all over ur face 😍

    that's hot
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  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    one time my mom was mad at me when I was little and put me in the car and said she was taking me to go be put up for adoption and I cried and then it just ended up being the library, that was kinda fucked up of her
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  8. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Do you guys always check under the bed and in the showers in case of something like that? I bet Speedy carries a cane in one hand and a desert eagle in the other everytime he takes a squat like the rickity old lady he is.
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  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I worked at a printing press before and it reminds me of how scron describes his job. There were like 8 lesbians who worked there and one girl with a nice bum and stupid haircut who's dad also worked there I had sex with but she made me sleep on the couch instead of her room and her dad came out and I had to pretend to be asleep. She said she had a dream she had my kid and it would only eat Macdonalds. The shift was like 7pm to 4 or 5am literally the worst fucking shift ever. When the recession hit it closed and everyone cheered but I had already quit to sell more hugs and sleep more
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  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Imagiane being a fuck LOL😫
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  12. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Start being agist towards MOON PERSONs and Zoomers tards. damn you are so slow, lazy and rude mother fuckers. Blame the fucking time out 0 corporal punishment rules of the 1990s and 2000 for making you the cunt weakest links you are. Everything you do is slow mo except fucking because you can't get women. And you have a mouth worth smashing with your little snarky responses.

    You're all Niggers With Attitude as far as I'm concerned and on top of it, you have this stupid instant gratification expectancy everytime you do something half wit. Wow, you pushed the buttons on your music app and it made cool sounds like you're fucking Eddie Van Halen or Ronnie Montrose. Good for you, boy. Here's a cookie
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  13. Originally posted by aldra you're right


    like they always say, be the change you want to see…

    Do you get a Christmas boner for reporting this kind of hot n heavy chatter to your C/O

    Franky
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Republicans be like OL KISSING KATE BARLOW HAD THE ENTIRE BALLOT BOX OF TRUMP VOTES AND WAS BEING CHASED ACROSS DA DETROIT GRASSLANDS BY AN ANGRY RED CHEETO MOB, SHE SAID I CANTS KEEP GOING AND BURIED THAT SUCKER AND NOW EVERY NOVEMVER WHEN THE SOIL IS HARD FROM FROST, REPUBLICAN FAMILIES WITH THEIR LITTLE REPUBLICAN BOYS AND GIRLS GO DOWN AND DIG DIG DIG

    COME ON KEEP DIGGING I KNOW TRUMP WON. JUST ANOTHER HOLE! IT BUILDS CHARACTER. STOP THE STEEL! STOP THE STEEL!

    SHUT UP, STOP CRYING THIS IS FOR AMERICA!
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What about a bunch of classroom pencil sharpeners from the 1800s? Lol oh lmao they're fishing reels not pencil sharpeners.
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  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson wow, this summer really is going to be one to remember!

    not if u drink enough of these dirty shirleys its not
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  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai i used to huff petrol but it costs as much as cocaine now so

    i use spray paint for that sweet silver beard afterwards
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Man those RZR (and their Chinese cousin KRZR) phones were fucking sharp and hard. You could skip those off a roadway and watch them bounce across the street and it wouldn't faze it. Spectral used to put them in his high powered slingshot and shoot planes out of the sky with them
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  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Dirty Shirley cocktails are taking over TikTok

    The classic Shirley Temple is all grown up and quickly becoming this summer’s hottest cocktail!

    For kids, few things feel more sophisticated than ordering a Shirley Temple. The original mocktail, a classic Shirley Temple features a blend of ginger ale and grenadine with a few maraschino cherries thrown into the mix. Now, the Shirley Temple has blossomed into the cocktail of the summer, reinventing itself as the Dirty Shirley


    https://www.forbes.com/sites/jilliandara/2022/05/18/can-the-dirty-shirley-actually-become-the-drink-of-summer/?sh=10fb10532f6c
    https://www.intheknow.com/post/dirty-shirley-cocktail/
    https://www.buzzfeed.com/pernellquilon/dirty-shirley-cocktail-recipe-review
    https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/05/dining/drinks/shirley-temple-vodka.html



    my shitty chinese grocery cherries don't float :(
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  20. If you aren't earning at least $250k then how would you afford a house or a major medical bill?

    Take that as a hint: society has decided that such people don't deserve to live.
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