I'm always going to be a blue collar and listen to country music drink brews and get higher than giraffe pussy. I love america and the genuine people in it and I'm always going to eat chicken sandwhiches late night at jacks fucking the haters i keep it 100 percent
how a nigga lives fam
dare to take the rational black pill fam? Those swappers barely know how to fight i'm pretty sure they rubbed eachothers dicks up against each other afterwards.
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Here cops eat free at KFC. You should see their fat asses in their newly painted suburbans taking up the entire drive thru line around noon. I guess if one wanted to cause some trouble they would know where to find them...
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The simple fact is that you already believe me. The unfortunate second fact is that you really, really want to not believe me. And this is why you are grasping at straws harder than you grasp at cock
how is this guy typing so quickly on his handheld device? he's literally posting long posts every 30 seconds
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Sometimes when I'm in the fucking zone I'll pin the bitch's arms above her head and just lick her armpit I don't give a fuck
I'm an animal the pheromones induce alchemy it turns my dick from rock to titanium
I'll literally bury my nose in her armpit and snort that shit like it just came from colombia
Because I've done this so often I am now able to categorise bitch sweat into flavours and can even predict diet and general health
Some bitches taste like potato. this is the most common and enjoyable smell as my peasant Russian ancestors relied on a diet of potatoes and other tubers. My genetics are naturally drawn to this type of smell even though I stay away from carbohydrates in fear of my physiological and psychological health
Some bitches taste like salt. This usually indicates a diet high in sodium and indeed many of the sushi cunts have armpits that smell like typical b.o but taste like salt. I like to kiss the bitch immediately afterwards to let her know that she needs to cut down on her sodium intake. One time I said should we order sushi and she said no
Some bitches taste like metal. I am not entirely sure what this indicates but I have a strong feeling I am just licking deodorant and antiperspirant. This does not make me happy but I am already balls deep and it is too late to back out.
One special bitch tasted like sweets. This may actually indicate some sort of health disorder or excess consumption of sugar but it only happened once. I kept fucking her in hopes of tasting that sweetness again but it never came. Shit was like chasing that first crack high. when she asked me why I became distant I couldn't be honest with her so I told her my cousin is terminally ill
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Originally posted by infinityshock
you get the sausage and potatoes every night from your nigger boyfriend.
You’re gonna get the sausage and potatoes from me when I force feed you so much potatoes your stomach is in intense physical discomfort with some moderate pain, then I plug up the hole that goes to your esophagus with a pencil eraser so you can’t vomit it back out and then I shove a broom, handle first up your ass so that the potatoes are in your mouth and then force you to suck my dick at the same time.
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