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2018-03-12 at 3:40 AM UTC in Hydro really is a piece of shit.
i wanna fuck bill mom in the ass then his dad in the assThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-11 at 10:04 PM UTC in Hydro really is a piece of shit.so §m£ÂgØL are you gonna go and at least try to stop the wedding? its tomorrow you know, this could be your last chance to secure the love of your life before its too late.
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2018-03-11 at 9:18 PM UTC in YASSS FAM YAAASSS SLAY FAMM U GO GORL THE NEW HELL RAISER!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-11 at 6:18 AM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.Lol Enter is now getting fucking RUINED.
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2018-03-11 at 6:05 AM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-10 at 3:05 PM UTC in Hydro really is a piece of shit.
Originally posted by Enter glad to see you're back on the meth
you fucking failure
lol that's not even a meth-sized post you fucking retard.
it's like 8 sentences. MAX.
"Oh yeah guys, look at this guy posting EIGHT SENTENCES he must be on meth".
it's called contributing. contributing more than a couple of words. i wouldn't expect it to be understood by you uneducated beatnics.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-09 at 10:44 AM UTC in Fuck Minimalism and German designMercedes do be goin' hard tho :
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2018-03-09 at 7:15 AM UTC in Hey guys, multi-millionaire here! Man I'm so fucking rich.whats up with enter always making lame jokes about seinfield or the simpsons or being a loser who doesn't get laid? he comes off as a functional retard with no identity of his own.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-08 at 7:02 PM UTC in Huffing Propane - the Hoyest of hoysThe best way to trip on a propane is to blow it up into a balloon like nitrous and suck the gas
About two months ago I began to experiment with inhalents because of how cheap and accessible they can be, specifically propane. Over the past year I have experienced intensely euphoric and psychedelic trips that Propane gas allows me to have. Over the first week or so the effect of the gas was a fairly pleasurable and anesthetic experience lasting up to 10 minutes, but without psychedelic responses. Key characteristics of propane inhaled are: a cold sensation that travels down over my body, distortion of vision, a pulsing of audio stimuli, and often a rhythmic ringing sound. It is fairly intense and I really cannot compare it justly to other inhalants like nitrous oxide or ether. For me, propane is a very real drug with a very real affect.
Around week two, the gas began to have a much stronger affect on me. I would pass out of reality after 45 seconds or so and become convinced that one or two other people were in the room with me. It wasn't that I so much saw them as just 'knew' they were present.
By week three of breathing propane, I had become used to these two 'propane pals.' One of them is male and speaks much like an auctioneer; quickly almost like he were attempting to sell a product. The other is female and doesn't speak much. Her main role is to ask questions of the man occasionally, which he always, every time, answers quickly and extremely rationally. Occasionally my mind develops a question of its own accord, which the man perceives and answers rationally and non-judgmentally.
After the pleasurable affects of the gas dissipated as I passed out of reality, these 'sessions' with the man and woman had become fairly typical and expected. It is generally fun and often enlightening.
However, the other night something different happened. I had been using Propane for about two months when I had a very real and almost tangible hallucination.
The situation was this: I had just finished watching Back to the Future in a dark room. I picked up the bottle of propane and after two hits passed out of reality. Except this time the propane people were not present. Instead, there was a demonic child with a black face, sharp eyes and claws, and out of the side of their neck was pouring this thick, green smoke that almost had a braided texture to it. It was issuing through a hole maybe a 1/4 in diameter and I was sure it was toxic. Without panicking, I told him to cough, and out of his mouth billowed this cloud of black smoke. I called the poison control center and tried to explain what I saw but when I came back to reality, realized there was nobody there
It was than that I took another hit of propane. As usual I went limp and passed out of the real world. But when I got up to go pee what I saw scared the leving shit out of me.
It was a childs body, a child's voice, but what I saw as his face was not his face. Sitting there next to me was this child, but his face was that of some other creature with no eyes, no expression, dead looking, creepy. I couldn't look at him. I could hardly talk. I looked again and saw the same thing. It spock to me trying to convince me that it was real but I just couldn't get a grip. After a minute or so I run to the light and turned it on. When I looked over at the couch in the light everything looked perfectly normal and nobody was there. This was a pretty unnerving experience.
I am not sure it is was because of the movie I was watching prior to the gas that opened new channels of subconscious thought or if it was just the state of mind I happened to be in. I really don't know and this has not happened since.
While on propane I have experienced things like watching the TV and hearing the sound in real time but seeing the picture freeze and progress frame by frame. Or while on propane and playing music, I have become aware that there is like a hologram superimposed over my head which makes me appear as someone else; longer hair, different color, etc. But I never become scared.
The main feature of Propane Gas are pulsing of sight, touch and sound and Reduced taste and smell. General you know it is starting to work when you feel a cold chill run across your body and sometimes you feel nauses for a little while. Funny colored dots a bit like noise in a t.v. signal and dark patches begin in your sight. Like most drugs you loose motor skills. Often all you can consentrat on is sucking down the gas. A waring at this point one deep breath can make you pass out on the floor.
Hallucinations now when I use the Gas it is mostly late at night with the t.v. in a lighted room. As todate I have only used gas I have tried nutmeg but it didn't work. I have experinced serveral audio hallucination of the t.v. e.g. ads about disney crap when the was no ad on and some voices but they were prety crappy and one realistic one I though my mum was up stairs screaming and stamping the floor because here mobile phone bills weren't as good as the ones on the t.v.
Twice I have exhaled and the air in front of me riggle like i was breath hot air like above a hot plate. My strongest hallunication was when at the top of my stairs there was one of my dogs the big one( it was there) then the other smaller dog can running up around the corner(it wasn't there) and barked at me then it shrank to the size of a new born pup. It body started loose shape and looked like it was made by several spherical objects. Thoose balls look as if the were very shiny. Then it began to float in the air and spun around and stuff. Begining at the top of the stairs and had bad motor skills ended up leaning backwards slight and was loosing my balance. I was try to grab on to stuff but each time was swung the floating dog thing stopped me grabing onto it. I woke up concussed on the titled floor after fall down a flight of stairs went to the hospital and came back clear. Watch out this is dangerous but cheap.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-27 at 4:26 PM UTC in School shooting solution.
Originally posted by infinityshock i officially declare that i have no intention of shooting up anything, anywhere, at any time. except Bill Krozbys asshole…but the only ammo im going to use is my testicular torpedoes, and hes going to enjoy it.
that wouldn't happen because before you could get close enough i'd spray liquid ass all over your face and then run away.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-27 at 12:06 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Around here you get double time on exams and a dude in a golfcart who will drive you between classes if you want for being a rere. Not bad but not really a game changer unless you get test anxietyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-26 at 6:01 AM UTC in can someone explain soylent to me?Soylent. What is it?
I have encountered this beverage in the wild twice now. Both times were while working. Both times I was moving computer nerds, and they had boxes and boxes of it. If hindus have you move 10-time reused boxes that are falling apart and overloaded with rice, then computer nerds have you move half a trucks worth of soylent, along with 1 or 2 pieces of furniture and like 5 computers and monitors.
THe soylent drinkers never lived alone, they always lived in an unkempt den along with other computer nerds. Most were fat and ugly, definitely virgins. In one of the two times, the computer nerds were playing magic cards while we loaded up their soylent and computers into the truck.
I asked one of the MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs what soylent was, and they all chimed in explaining. They said its an easy way to supplement nutrition or that its a good way to eat healthy or something like that. They were all either too skinny or too fat.
Now I see 4chan took soylent and ran with it.
What the fuck is soylent and why do computer nerds drink it?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-26 at 4:20 AM UTC in I can't count the number of times one of you fuckers have said...Lol imagine if your mom put a sawed off in your mouth and threatened to kill you at around 5.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-25 at 5 PM UTC in My Cock Ring's Vibrator Only Works When Holding It Down NowI know I've had dick in my ass, but cock rings and butthole knockers are some gay ass shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-25 at 12:50 PM UTC in Ever get sad thinking back to stuff from RIGHT before you became a teen?7th grade into 8th. That was a magical time for me. Started becoming confident and a LOT more interested in girls. That summer, fuck. 12-13 years old. Lots of experimentation with female friends. Good time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-25 at 6:44 AM UTC in Ever get sad thinking back to stuff from RIGHT before you became a teen?I'm talking nostalgia-wise. Like, when I think back to stuff from my childhood -- Pokemon Red and Yellow, for example, I don't get sad.
But when I think about Pokemon Gold... that was the last game I played right before entering puberty, and basically leaving my chilhood behind. Right after that, life became shit. That shit's sad, yo. :(
I don't think I can go back to Pokemon Gold without tearing up. Just listening to this music, I'm like damn...
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2018-02-24 at 5:44 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I slept until almost 1 pm. Drinking coffee with vanilla creamer and listening to a Rae Sremmurd remix and smoking a full flavor cigarette. Nothing special but I feel fly as a mother honestly.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-24 at 5:37 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-24 at 2:30 PM UTC in Add the 'REPORT' button to posts made by "A College Professor"
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2018-02-23 at 8:11 PM UTC in post a pic of ur faceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
