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2020-01-15 at 1:47 AM UTC in me and my teamSteps up to the front lines.. "the names Brookes, I'll do it"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-15 at 12:50 AM UTC in How long do you think it would take a soaking wet towel that is laying on the floor, to dry?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-13 at 11:25 PM UTC in halp! ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
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2020-01-13 at 7:57 PM UTC in Pick 1 cereal for the rest of your life. Part 2.All of those are sugary sweet, so no cereal for meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-13 at 7:23 PM UTC in Pick 1 cereal for the rest of your life. Part 2.I just want my goatmeal mane
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2020-01-13 at 6:36 PM UTC in Lol at raphael luciano being chased by cops and tasedI like how the cop calls him LUCIANOThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-08 at 5:37 AM UTC in south dakota meetupThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-05 at 4:48 PM UTC in So I almost got in a knife fight last nightBetter stay away from the pubs or you'll end up dead or in prison. Mark my words.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-04 at 11:03 PM UTC in Going to the supermarket AKA watch where you walkThere are multiple challenges at the grocery store. Some of which are by design just to fuck with you, and some of which are caused by annoying/oblivious people.
When the super market is very busy, navigating it is a huge annoyance because there are oblivious people everywhere. They leave their shopping carts in the way, they block paths, they walk slow; they are a general pain in the ass.
All people who are worthy of life are mindful of their movements at the grocery store. Be mindful of where you stand and where you walk. Be mindful of where you leave your fucking cart. There is most likely someone in the store who is not a pussy bitch gatherer who walks around aimlessly to slowly look and gather; some people are hunters who know what the fuck they're looking for and are going in and out at high speed low drag to be efficient. Hunters are not to be fucked with, so be mindful.
The root of the problem is society in itself. It is unacceptable to shove people out of the way, shove carts out of the way, climb over/ jump vegetable/fruit stands to navigate efficiently, or throw produce a few isles over in the stationary department. It doesn't matter how old or dumb you are, you should be shoved out of the way if you block a path in a place where parkour is not socially acceptable. Yet, shoving people out of the way or telling them to watch where they walk/stand is seen as "rude". 2020 everyone.
I, for example, slice the pie when I enter or exit each and every fucking isle. Slicing the pie when going in and out of an isle in super autist speed allows you to fly in there like a bat out of hell without bumping into/knocking down an old lady; because when you bump into a slow bitch you have to tell her to watch here shes walking/standing, which society apparently frowns upon. I slice the pie after I move a product on the shelf to see what is behind it. I hug the shelf and quickly move the product away, so that whatever is behind the product cannot see me when I move the product, and then I slice the pie into the new opening between products that I have made.
See: slicing the pie; i.e. how to check for people before entering/exiting an isle at the grocery store.
The other challenge in navigating a supermarket is in the fact that the whole place is a giant fatal funnel. The isles are just long hallways, which connect to other hallways on the other side. How the fuck are you supposed to clear all of that shit every time you walk out of an isle (T-shaped hallways)? Sure, you can do it, but I don't know how many grenades/ flashbangs you need if you're going in solo; fuck stopping at the end of each isle to throw a quick peek into their side, and fuck slicing the pie in one direction and then quickly turning to your six after you entered the fatal funnel and one direction is cleared. Turning your back to territory that you have not cleared is a really bad idea. Like, really bad.
See: fatal funnels; i.e. the place you want to be in for as short a duration as possible.
In order to be worthy of the gift of life, people need to vigilantly look around all the time in the grocery store. Weather slicing the pie in and out of isles, or just simply looking to see if you'll block anyones path before you put your cart somewhere, looking around is imperative. You deserve to be stabbed otherwise.
When I am at the store, I constantly scan 360 degrees all around. My head is like a sphere with many sensors which constantly spins in search of obstacles and threats. Think of a fast spinning disco ball, but instead of colorful lenses there are sensors.
Occasionally when I see someone who is dressing or acting in an unacceptable manner, the closest to them sensor homes in with great force, making my scanning sphere spin at great speeds. Having achieved liftoff using the force of the spin I look down upon and pass judgement on the informals.
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2020-01-02 at 3:51 AM UTC in the ultimate female formBut Uncle HaaaaankThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-02 at 2:17 AM UTC in Took Chell out to eat.oh my god the free fonaplats army flag was pink and shell always wears a pink sweaterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-01 at 3:24 AM UTC in Official NIGGAS IN SPACE Awards Show 2015-2020WOW WOW iTS BEEN a WILD 5 years since this place started but lets not wait any longer lets get to the OFFICIAL AWARDS CEREMONY
Turbo Virgin of the Year 2019 - Award Presented by blaster master
https://niggasin.space/thread/49325
THE WINNER IS JAPAN-IS-ETERNAL WITH A UNANIMOUS 5 VOTES WOW! UNEXPECTED!
next up is is the fake ass bitch award and it still stand that YOU ARE ALL WINNERS pat yourselves on the back
And now... the highly contests BIGGEST FAGGOT OF THE YEAR AWARD presented by none other than Myself
https://niggasin.space/thread/49337
https://niggasin.space/thread/49362
here are the votes
OH MY GOD!!! WHO WOULD HAVE EXPECTED LANNY TO BE THE BIGGEST FAGGOT OF THE YEAR OOOHH!!! OHH!!!
Now we have RETARD OF THE YEAR AWARD presented by Octavian
https://niggasin.space/thread/49353
It was close but it looks like OP won.
retard of the year-
fona-1
dte-2
OP-3
wario-2
giddyups horse - 1
AND NOW THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, WOMAN OF THE YEAR THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE SHOW!!!!
Award Presented By: Blaster Master
https://niggasin.space/thread/49321
I will let the numbers speak for themselves
Woman of the year
HTs- 5
candyrein-2
dietpiano-1
lanny- 1
paige?-1
tek-4
hilly clinton-1
oracle-1
dte-1
grils-1
kreepy k-2
iams mothers- 2
Netflixchillr -1
chzburgers -1
cupocheer -1
BONUS CATEGORY: QUOTE OF THE YEAR
Aldra had it but SPLOO WON WITH TWO VOTES FROM SCRON AND GIDDYUP FOR THE QUOTE "BUNDY"
The highly coveted Pedo programmer award presented by Japan-Is-Eternal
https://niggasin.space/thread/49379
AND THE WINNNER IS whoever made unterhalterbach WHOA! UNEXPECTED FOLX
WHORE OF THE YEAR presented by Grylls
https://niggasin.space/thread/49368
it was a close call between scron and DTE but scron won in the end
BEST ADMIN OF THE DECADE Presented by Scrawny... i wont keep you in suspense and the winner is LANNYS MOM!!!!
https://niggasin.space/thread/49365
ADMIN
dustin -2
lanny-1
lannys mom -2
Best troll of 2019 presented by grills and the winner is....
https://niggasin.space/thread/49364
MARISA TOMEI!!
jk it was the man whos hood it was put in with 3 votes
troll
wariat-1
The man whose hood I put it in - 3
NIGGER OF THE YEAR AWARD PRESENTED BY Grylls
https://niggasin.space/thread/49363
LOOKS LIKE §m£ÂgØL IS THE WINNER!!!
nigger-
jedi-1
candy-1
§m£ÂgØL-2
;arry-1
vinny-1
And the final award for worst person of the year presented by Sploo posthumously
https://niggasin.space/thread/44639
The winner is lanny
william bill -1
wariat -1 (probably wins OR NOT
lanny 2
OOOH OOOH OOOH WHAT A DECADE OOH THIS IS THE END SEE YOU FAGGOTS IN 2020
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2019-12-30 at 9:36 AM UTC in Did anybody else have a dry Christmas?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-26 at 8:47 PM UTC in niggasin[the mall]
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2019-12-24 at 1:43 AM UTC in How the hell do I find an avatar small enough to actually use?Maybe a different image but yaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-23 at 4:05 AM UTC in DH faction wars
Originally posted by POLECAT there are no sweetbebes on this site,, only our Queen Lala and Paige our Dream Fucktoy in a perfect world.
and then you have the Tubby overly defensive double stuffed salt n pepper wakjobs,, never heard of scrons angels.
I dont really count Tec and teehee hee cuz they were over with the nutters in dgd, it was a segregated subculture of truley fucked up individuals
Lol salt n peppersThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-23 at 3:39 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-23 at 3:38 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕CSIS headquarters in Canada is literally a Church of Trianglism
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2019-12-23 at 2:52 AM UTC in DH faction warsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-22 at 10:49 PM UTC in Ultimate Minecraft Thread
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