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  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by mmQ No but when my DUIs get brought up from now on I'm gonna tell people I was on my bike just riding home a few blocks from the bar and they'll be like oh man fuck that you were trying to be responsible man that sucks, and I'll say yep it was bullshit, I got a DUI for trying to avoid getting a DUI, and they'll say yeah man what the heck that's so stupid, and I'll say yep, it's ruined my life basically I have no money because of it, and they'll say oh hey man don't worry I got your back I'm rich anyway, and then they'll give me lots of money.

    and then they will
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    apple was going to literally build there new macintosh computer here because they are patriotic and support there country alot but then they found out no one knew how to make a screw in the USA so they threw up there hands and said well we tried guess weel have foxcong build it for us and weel put up some new nets under there sewerslides as a token of are appreciation PROUDLY DESIGNED IN CALIFO, USA
  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you raise a good poiiunt and my buddy uncle tells me they literally discuss this sceneraio almost exactly to the T, at law school where he goes

    im not a counsel and i wouldnt even call myzelf a scholar but IMO chit happens and whatever will be will be
  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    if you see someone in a wheelchair just pick them up over youre shoulder like a sack of potatoes and march them through the store and get them whatever they need off the shelf and put it in a cart and then buy it for them dont let em lift a finger

    we look after are people
  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    look what they did in Canada for instance they just did some common sense measures. be more like Canada
  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    your healthy wealthy and wise
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Grylls That shit tastes like and goes down like water that’s why it’s so drinkable

    And you also drink it because it’s in an attractive can easy to open?

    Are you 12?

    Sounds like your tastebuds haven’t matured yet, try a proper English ale when you get older

    Youre exactly right bud, i hear you
  8. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Restrict the amount of bullets that can be purchased in a 30 day period to say, like 100 bullets.

    Ban the use of guns on public lands.

    Require a full psychological examination of each gun owner every year, at their expense, which would include an evaluation by two psychologists, interviews by law enforcement of the family, friends, coworkers and neighbors of the applicant, and a review of their civilian record.
  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah women had it pretty good back then, the world was just a simpler place
  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    women only like doing tiktok its were htey learn about getting there eyeborow and fingernail extenderz. uWu?? uWuuuuuu!!!!?
  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    oh, ill treat em equal alright!
  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    the sleek attractive cans are beautiful and easy to open

    and the secret crabby patty formula produces a drinkability you will find in no other beer
  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I always wish groceries girl's ethnic russian babushka mother would be sent to the front line.

    Sometimes I wish groceries girl would be sent there too.

    damn nigga you a cold ass honkey
  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Coke Cola was first used as a floor cleaner

    slash anal douche
  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The flies are gonna love that uncovered marinade

    this isnt london
  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    got in touch and compared notes and now my mom says im acting like brad so shes gonna treat me like brad if i wanna just sit around surfing the triple-W and drinking beers becuase "thats not how the world works you can't do that all summer long and you have to get a job and buy a car and a house or atleast get an apartment because if you dont then youre fucked basically if you dont want to be a salesman anhymore then why dont you go work at the laundrymatt they need someone to change the dust enhancements and refill the pop machine"
  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Sudo You should have stayed and gotten sloppy and made a terrible impression on them.

    yeah man i hear you, shooda cooda
  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    she thought it over and shes not interested sorry bud
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    sir we live in a global economy theres no need for the insults
  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    lowball and complain alot and nitpick and if you get called out pull the total-nitwit card
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