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  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    THE SETUP
    Through k r o z's uncle we will reach out to THE MARK and have him told that were really interested in his ciphering skills and we have a exciting job opportunity to add a bunmch of numbers up which would involve giving him a really high quality adding-machine. then scope out the black-site and wear a trench coat and sunglasses and hide out on the park bench like the cops did when they set up wario for being a pedophile at seal world just lying in wait with a newspaper and a ham sandwhitch literally in communication wit the crew who is parked up on the street by the corner in the van the entire time using an earpiece "little bird in my ear"

    PREPT WORK
    To secure funding for our skunk project we need to avoid the normal channels as those are subject to congressional scrutiny which in this case we can not allow the risk of. PLAN-A for funding is that we will use blaster-master and put him on an adult tricycle at walmart during rush-hour and he will purposefully veer acrosst the parking lot popping outof nowhere behind the cart corral so that someone in a nice car ( thats how you KNOW they got the big bucks ) hits him and then he does a poor-me skit and says he things he has nerve damage from the accident that way they will freak the fuck out and pay him off with literally giving him a blank cheque. of course they expect him to be up-right and do the right thing and just fill out the amount of a new bicycle but literally we will use an Apple Macintosh computer to scan it in and put the cheque to be for like 100 grand.

    GAME DAY
    With the big-bux in-pocket we will be able to hire a fat dork to drive us to the black-site in a limousine
    When we see THE MARK show up in his tuxedo one of are agents will go bump into him like a pickpocket but instead of stealing his velcro wallet they will pull his pants back a bit and dump a handfill of dirt down his trousers thats how you get him primed up and in the mindset to get his panties off and thats when a bunch of older men bumrush him coming out of the woodworks wearing ski masks
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    your prostate is the size of a texas walnut
  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Tanning is hazardous to health and i dont want to be orange i want to be brown and beautiful
  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    if not you need one in youre life as Dr Susan Jeffers instructs us in her teachings

    rest her soul but look at that house its beautiful and youre pretty baller if you have a horse.

    in europe only a few people even own horses because they all live in flats over there mostly and they sit around on there porches smoking cigarets because the weather is so shitty there and theres nothing to do but watch soccer
  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i wish i cood edit videos to give didi that big beautiful pussy in the video and make it a upskirt serenade and then wes watson beats the shit out of her in the yard wut u fink guys
  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    skinny little bitches make me sick id fatten them up make them into a pizzaslut literally by feeding them chili because i like fat little pigs not skinny bitches in small britches who lay there head on there little pillows
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    because they have a blm sticker on there car LOL
  8. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    to go hunting especiALLY NOT A 18 year old angry 'man' whos barely old enough to get his pecker whet and wants to go on a murderous spree because some kid acrosst the country called him a NIGGER on voicechat on call of duty modern warefare 3 and teabagged him

    only the police should even have guns because literally if you weant to be a hunter guy you can use a bow and arrow which takes actual skill

    edit - even the cops dont need guns look at europe for exammple there cops over there just carry whistles and they dont spend there shift going around doing a george floyd all day long they just walk there beats and look for skeezers and they give them free condoms and make sure no one is littering
  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    looks like the markets gonna go down fuys, better get preppt

    LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP
  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    people that watch stocks are always like oh the stock is up or oh the stocks went down its basically like football for them stocks are like the original bitcoin

    heres the sort of thing a stock person would say - i recomend everyone puts all there money on russia natural gas they have a bunch of it in these big holes in the ground and literally its valuable and there not exactly makin any more come read my report at the motley fool oh the stocks went up im going to eat a mcchicken today if it goes down i will only get the hashbrowns because im in the game

    edit and then when they get bored there like yeah i had to liquidate my position to make a downpayment for my bmw and my counterfeit watch but its still a damn good watch if you buy the real one your a smuck and just paying for the name literally its just a bunch of parts and then they decide debt is dumb, cash is king, and the paid-off home mortgage has taken the place of the BMW as the status symbol of choice.
  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's like saying "most 14yr old boys who have sex with their 24yr old teachers pretty much say they enjoy it"

    …I guess this Doctor doesn't understand how the law works, it doesn't matter if they agree/enjoy it or not…they are not legally able to consent..

    If a 14yr old can't go buy a beer then he can't decide to chop his dick off…simple as that.

    in france kids go around smoking cigars and swilling beer and wine but everyone there has BO and hairy armpits where they carry there cheeses
  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hell of a pussy
  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    giver her a hot glass of water to drink and have her go to bed
  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Incessant Makes sense
    whats up BITCH i got you now
  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you can go to medical school and learn to be an anesthesiologist , some people have noticed that a lot of them sure are full of themselves and are huge cocksucker insufferables but what are you gonna do because there really smart at getting people doped up without killing them in the process wow what a skill but hey im not gonna knock it i might need them to use there superpowers to fuck me up on dope one day.

    you can be a janitor at one of the schools and they will treat you pretty bad when it comes down to it.. and make you hike across the street on your break just to huff a cig even if its your right to do it but they dont care its literally a bunch of wanna-be milfs that no one even wants to screw that sit on the school board im not even going to get into that right now.

    you can go work at the plant and even today it might still be the best option but honestly none of it really makes sense good luck getting hired on and if you do you might get laid off or furloughed for 5yrs until we have a new president that doesnt hate BIG DICK TRILL NIGGAs making a living but you never know you also might get a buttload of OT and make 90k but one things for sure some how some way they will probably find a way to make you hate your life

    or you can be a cop and they will give you a ford explorer with a rusty shotgun and a ibm laptop with the clit, or if you want to be a leather daddy a harley davidson where you hide under the overpasses like a scumbag nigger faggot pirate who steals peoples money who do real work ,and do other parasite activitites like rev your engine up and lecture people about how smart you are for being a pig
  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    that feeling when ur country litearally is NOT going to hell in a bunch of hand baskets



    God bless the USA
  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler
    i dont buy into that
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i dont think decapitating youre dogs sex organs is ethical but literally i think its okay to have a dog my friend buddyswim feels owning pets is immoral and more power to him but i disagree yet i dont think in any way you should go around cutting out there balls because literally what if htat was you thats fucked up
  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i wish k-roz was here to counsel you, because you need expert advice
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