2022-06-01 at 7:15 PM UTC
Furthermore, beware of falling icicles.
2022-06-01 at 9:44 PM UTC
Beware of niggers who break into well hung's motel room and stuff his face into the cheap pillow so that no one hears them raping him through the walls
2022-06-01 at 9:51 PM UTC
No but when my DUIs get brought up from now on I'm gonna tell people I was on my bike just riding home a few blocks from the bar and they'll be like oh man fuck that you were trying to be responsible man that sucks, and I'll say yep it was bullshit, I got a DUI for trying to avoid getting a DUI, and they'll say yeah man what the heck that's so stupid, and I'll say yep, it's ruined my life basically I have no money because of it, and they'll say oh hey man don't worry I got your back I'm rich anyway, and then they'll give me lots of money.
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2022-06-01 at 10:14 PM UTC
That is a hashtag lifehack that I just shared for infinite money. Please use responsibly.
2022-06-01 at 10:15 PM UTC
money is stupid when you can just use a DAO
2022-06-01 at 10:20 PM UTC
DAOs are stupid when you already have infinite money.
2022-06-01 at 10:22 PM UTC
from the sick lifehack yeah
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2022-06-01 at 11:22 PM UTC
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
No but when my DUIs get brought up from now on I'm gonna tell people I was on my bike just riding home a few blocks from the bar and they'll be like oh man fuck that you were trying to be responsible man that sucks, and I'll say yep it was bullshit, I got a DUI for trying to avoid getting a DUI, and they'll say yeah man what the heck that's so stupid, and I'll say yep, it's ruined my life basically I have no money because of it, and they'll say oh hey man don't worry I got your back I'm rich anyway, and then they'll give me lots of money.
I was in prism with a guy named "grubby" and he said he got his parole violated for riding a bicycle with no helmet then someone who knew him from the street was like "that's a lie grubby you were stealing from that gas station by your house" and he was like "nuh uh that was another time"
I like to believe grubby filled his fat pockets with chocolate bars then quickly ate them, wrappers and all destroying all evidence so when the SWAT team dragged him off his bicycle all they had him on was a no helmet violation they planned to hold him on until forensics could determine cause of the chocolate caper
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2022-06-01 at 11:28 PM UTC
I wonder if it would work if a cop pulled you over for no helmet and you're like but I am wearing a helmet and you whip out your cock and shake it to show how secure it. There's my helmet bitch like Jesse Pinkman and then you flip him off and tell him to choke on a cock and die you retarded pig faggot cucklord.
I think it would work
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2022-06-01 at 11:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
I wonder if it would work if a cop pulled you over for no helmet and you're like but I am wearing a helmet and you whip out your cock and shake it to show how secure it. There's my helmet bitch like Jesse Pinkman and then you flip him off and tell him to choke on a cock and die you retarded pig faggot cucklord.
I think it would work
Only if you piss all over the front of his uniform while ur dick is out
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2022-06-01 at 11:37 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
I wonder if it would work if a cop pulled you over for no helmet and you're like but I am wearing a helmet and you whip out your cock and shake it to show how secure it. There's my helmet bitch like Jesse Pinkman and then you flip him off and tell him to choke on a cock and die you retarded pig faggot cucklord.
I think it would work
You could say, "you're right but where's yours?" And your friend runs out of the woods and tackles him like a football player, slamming his neck into the ground and paralyzing him from the neck down, the both of you take turns pooping in his mouth, knowing his lower body can't move and he has to swallow the poop in order to keep breathing. You bring lots of protein bars but when you run out you split up and take trips to the cuddlefish store for more poop supplies.
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2022-06-01 at 11:55 PM UTC
one time I roasted a cop to his face and his partner laughed then tried to play it off like he didn't
