Originally posted by Lodger Free
Kind of gay of you to associate but yeah, kek. I guess now that you said that, I'll just ask for an Irish brew next time.
It's funny you mention gay. I mean how hard a life you've lived after all the butt loving your mom gave you.
i havent literally drank for about two days because i had to chill down and cut back on the brews a lot. but ive been thinking about things a lot lately and im gonna drink a shitlode of budwisers tonight to kick off hot guy summer.
which reminds me of another thing i went to the barthe other night and met up with a old friend and he introduced me to all the slampigs and older men, i was feeling anxious so i pounded about 7 or 8 drinks in about an hour which was literally too fast to be doing them for me personally. the moral of the story is once they kick in it feels like a 9 pound hammer and i declared to myself 'oh my goodness im really fricked up now' and i literally just paid my tab and got the frick out of there and went to bed and slept a lot there was a hangover involved. they say that a hang over is natures way of punishing you for being bad and thats why in this country we have the criminal punishment system and its how we dish out vengeance to those who have it coming
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Originally posted by A College Professor
i havent literally drank for about two days because i had to chill down and cut back on the brews a lot. but ive been thinking about things a lot lately and im gonna drink a shitlode of budwisers tonight to kick off hot guy summer.
which reminds me of another thing i went to the barthe other night and met up with a old friend and he introduced me to all the slampigs and older men, i was feeling anxious so i pounded about 7 or 8 drinks in about an hour which was literally too fast to be doing them for me personally. the moral of the story is once they kick in it feels like a 9 pound hammer and i declared to myself 'oh my goodness im really fricked up now' and i literally just paid my tab and got the frick out of there and went to bed and slept a lot there was a hangover involved. they say that a hang over is natures way of punishing you for being bad and thats why in this country we have the criminal punishment system and its how we dish out vengeance to those who have it coming
You should have stayed and gotten sloppy and made a terrible impression on them.
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