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2021-12-06 at 5:30 PM UTC in Women are frankly fed up with modern mensheeit im not trying to play tricks. i kinda remember that now, yeah i told my bro about lt col aquino ,cause the story of the guy is so ridiculous i thought it was crazy as shit that theres people like him ( "truth is stranger than fiction" omg so cleeshay). plus the name sounds really weird and basically his name is a meem that i was putting in my IRL venacular
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2021-12-06 at 5:26 PM UTC in Who pulled the coroner info on Malice
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready do you know why 3 guys are standing around a manhole while 5 guys are behind them looking or trying to look busy?
in case the guy in the manhole gets stuck, it takes 3 guys to hoist him or her up
then the other 5 in case something goes wrong with the 3 guys. that is the real reason it is this way. what looks like wasted money is really a Union protocol. Unions save lives and are safer enviorments.
However Union guys can be real pieces of shit and go slow and cause long lines. especially in Shopping Stores.
Xir were gonna need you to stop using that antiquated chauvinistic terminology IMMEDIATELY
No More Manholes in Berkeley as City Writes Gender Out of Codes -
2021-12-06 at 5:21 PM UTC in Women are frankly fed up with modern meni'm confused, did i play you a recording of my brother or something?
but yeah man theres plenty of miserable assholes out there, can really make service type jobs suck -
2021-12-06 at 5:14 PM UTC in Women are frankly fed up with modern menYeah, heard. I remember da story about the moonie get-together
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Dink is Mark S. his nickname was Dink because he was a premature baby. I always called him Mark but most people called him Dink. if I said Mark it might be confused with 10 other Marks I know.. just in case one of these fucks is lurking based on my real name showing up on this website at least a few times.
lmfao brutal nick-naming, but i didnt know a dink was a premature baby i thought it was just a quirky way to call someone a dipshit. hey what are you saying man, asking if my dads a dink what the HELL MAN. no one calls my pappy a dink MESS WITH THE BULL GET HTE HORNS eeee EEEEE -
2021-12-06 at 12:58 PM UTC in Women are frankly fed up with modern men
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Because on my 24th Birthday I got a collect call. I know it was 1989 because I just moved into this apartment in San Francisco with my then Girlfriend and it lead to him blaming me for not bailing him out while I thought it was his typical "cry wolf" headgame calling me "Collect" on my birthday when he really called me on my birthday collect which lead to a fight between my then girlfriend to be wife and mother of my kids to all of this crazy shit today.
it sure is a lot of weird "coincidence" or Synchronicity-happenstance-small world
I'm not completely following, who was on the phone, Dink? Nope my Dad's name isn't dink. Who is dink and what does he have to do with lt col? -
2021-12-06 at 9:32 AM UTC in Alcohol is gaydrinking in excess be like
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2021-12-06 at 5:23 AM UTC in HAARP ISN"T A WHETHER CONTROL SYSTEM lol okay liptards
look how transparent and honest they are about the capabilities of this system by reading their convenient document about....
OH WAIT, looks like i just debunked them
guess someone must have seen thru theyre bullshit LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP -
2021-12-05 at 7:34 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2021-12-05 at 6:16 AM UTC in Justin Beiber destroyed my country and economyWalter Sr. : DAMN IT PINKMAN DONT U NO WUT COULD HAPPEN DUE TO THESE THINGS U DID?!
pinkman: like, what.... bitch?
HANK: WhoooOOEEEEEEEEEE fuys i just TOOK A HUGE SHITTER IN yalls toilet and left a bunch of SKIDMARKS ehuehuehuehuehue
Skyler: U really know how to piss me off Walter, dont forget to pickup UR SON at his doctors appointment -
2021-12-05 at 6:14 AM UTC in 20 years old
Originally posted by D3VDINSIDX I feel u, it’s not a pleasant life I’m not that bad of a person I don’t involve myself in many things but I wish you peace and that many blessings come to u soon
Calm and Soothing Police Detective Voice: Hey bud, sometimes good people do bad things. Why don't you get it off your chest by helping me establish intent and motive ( ive been watching EPIC INTERROGATOINS ON UTUBE ) -
2021-12-05 at 5:46 AM UTC in 20 years old
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2021-12-05 at 5:26 AM UTC in 20 years oldnow that its been a few days since those posts are you doing any better?
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2021-12-05 at 5:18 AM UTC in Justin Beiber destroyed my country and economywow you make a timbob sandwhich encased in toast now thats what i call ingenuity
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2021-12-05 at 12:50 AM UTC in Justin Beiber destroyed my country and economyOmg they put the Justin-tax on those timbits, smdh.
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2021-12-02 at 9:39 AM UTC in Matchew's real name is MIKEWhen I was in my early 20s I worked at a Starbucks in a bookstore. This guy kept coming in to see me. He'd always order something as an excuse, but each time he kept trying to talk to me while I was making his drink, asking about me to get to know me a bit, and I was polite -- lots of customers make small talk, and it doesn't mean anything, but I knew deep down he had his eye on me and he really gave me creepy vibes, but, as with every customer, I'd always smile and be agreeable. At one point he tried to give me his number, which I declined. He would always ask when I was getting off work and I'd try to avoid the question. Before long a male coworker started walking me to my car.
One day he came in all banged up and told me he'd been in a fight at a bar. He also admitted to me, with a grin, he'd been out doing drugs. I barely knew this guy, but he'd come right up to the counter and blurt things out in front of other customers and speak to me as if we'd known each other for years. After that I tried to avoid him, and I notified a manager that he made me uncomfortable. This guy would hide in the store, wait for me to go on break, wait for me to sit down in the café to eat my food, and then he'd pop out of nowhere and sit down with me, uninvited and without asking. I began to see he really didn't have boundaries, and at that point I told him I wasn't interested in whatever he thought was going on between us.
After that, some time passed, and I hadn't seen him in awhile, so I assumed he took the hint and moved on. One night while I was on break, I was at a McDonalds drive thru. I had an old Buick back then that did not have automatic door lock, and to be honest, it hadn't even crossed my mind that I should have locked my doors. Well. I was shocked when this guy came out of nowhere and got into the car with me. He literally opened the passenger side door and climbed in like it was no big deal. How he found me or knew where I was? No clue. That in itself was terrifying. I stared at him for a second, and then I started screaming and honking my horn; he quickly got out of the car and ran full speed across the parking lot.
He could have stabbed me. He could have held a gun to my head. He could have robbed me. He could have just wanted to have a civilized conversation, and I won't ever know. After that, I never saw him again. Maybe I overreacted, but I do consider myself lucky that nothing more happened, then, or after. LOCK. YOUR. DOORS.
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2021-12-02 at 8:27 AM UTC in Matchew's real name is MIKEwow shes strong!
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2021-12-02 at 8:18 AM UTC in I ran into an old friend. Lifestyle change for sure.Why do you want to quit your doctor, and what is it about Scientology that interests you?
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2021-12-02 at 4:55 AM UTC in Smoking Marine Iguanasyes my liege
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2021-12-02 at 4:33 AM UTC in Smoking Marine IguanasSOLSTICE LIKE
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2021-12-02 at 12:04 AM UTC in Spooks are Among us...whats does the button do, lil sporty?
