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2021-12-24 at 9:54 PM UTC in James Webb Telescope To Launch Tomorrow---To Infinity And Beyond!they renamed it the letsgo brandon satelite MAGA telescope with intel pentium core rittenhouser
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2021-12-24 at 9:07 PM UTC in 🎄Merry Christmas 🎄
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2021-12-24 at 7:21 PM UTC in SANTA-SAN GAVE ME AN EARLY GIFT!WOW, so #Blessed ! thats a great shirt
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2021-12-24 at 4:40 AM UTC in Hebew cult abuses children and threatens to kill them all if anyone tries to stop themI feel NIS is one of those very rare forums that can literally reminisce the exact feeling/environment just by reading the threads to the music. I literally remember the desk, computer, even the baggy t shirt that didnt fit me at 12 and had to wait till I was 14. I remember "No lifing" The forum until the rising dawn of next morning having not a worry in the world due to the effect of living my own adventure. Kids these days will read this and say how Nerdy/Cringe it sounds but everyone in my era will see it as remarkable.
for all of youre portable defecation needs call Kyle Toilethouse & Sons -
2021-12-23 at 9:56 PM UTC in I think I lost my Health Insurance
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2021-12-21 at 3:07 AM UTC in They fired a fuck ton of people at work today.Yeah man fundamentally you are right and I'm sorry you had to go thru all that, you've been thru so much trauma this year an all. You gotta read between the lines with those gonts, bigly.
But at the end of the day 2 plus 2 equal four. it goes both ways cause ill just bet my last nickel that most of the workers would also have the good sense to drop the company in an instant if/when they found a better gig. Welcome to the gigabyte economy, there is no escape. This aint you're daddies workplace. -
2021-12-21 at 2:45 AM UTC in N64 appreciation threadThe system iz good. my favorite game is Rush 2: Extreme Racing USA, followed by goldeneye. systems are bout 100 bux on ebay now, which is fine but its kinda interesting that the console and the games are worth money again. ( oh what? i'm like a boomer, i remember when N64s were old-news and they only cost a nickel )
the picture from them looks a lil bit ghetto on modern televisions, might be worth getting the video output modded to give component out or HDMI. kinda want to go full fonaplaps and spend like 600 dollars pimping out a nintendo -
2021-12-21 at 2:29 AM UTC in Beef Stew
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2021-12-20 at 4:35 AM UTC in I think I lost my Health InsuranceIf you can't afford to help him with his medication private message me and I'll pay you to help him pay for it. Also I hate you. But I enjoy knowing you. You fat fuck.
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2021-12-20 at 3:55 AM UTC in I think I lost my Health Insurance
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2021-12-20 at 3:45 AM UTC in WWII Photos my grandpa took that I just happened to find.
Originally posted by cigreting wats ann gunderson
Ted Gunderson. "Theodore L. Gunderson was a Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent In Charge and head of the Los Angeles FBI, an American author, and a conspiracy theorist." He just happened to die of arsenic poisoning. IIRC he thinks it was put in the vents of his car.
"Gunderson also claimed that in the United States, there is a secret widespread network of groups who kidnap children and infants and subject them to ritual abuse and subsequent human sacrifice." satanic ritual abuse was a hysteria before we were born, and one person who has been accused and investigated of being involved with such things was none other than the Lt. Col. ( Michael Aquino ) who founded the temple of "set" ( set meaning satan ) and he was a psyops guy for the US Army and he styles his eyebrows to be crazy.
It only gets stranger from there
edit:o shit the beige warlock beat me to it -
2021-12-20 at 12:40 AM UTC in What crypto society will be likeThis old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM. The old lady wanted to know why... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you”. The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said “please help me withdraw all the money I have.” The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her “you have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow? The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3000. “Well please let me have $3000 now.” The teller kindly handed $3000 very friendly and with a smile to her. The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account. The moral of this story is.... Don’t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill.
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2021-12-19 at 11:06 PM UTC in siggie wut u frink?
Not just a little burnt, but black as coal.
I waited to see what my Grandpa would say.
But he just ate the pie and asked how my day was.
Then I heard my Grand Mother apologize to him for his dinner.
I'll never forget his response.
"Dear, I like your pie."
Later, I asked him if he had told the truth.
He put his arm on my shoulder and said, "Your Grandma had a tough day at work."
"She was tired."
"The burnt pie didn't harm me but, a sharp word could have hurt her."
We all make mistakes.
We shouldn't focus on mistakes but, support those we love.
That's the secret of long and happy relationships… -
2021-12-19 at 9:09 PM UTC in My bank banned me from buying cryptoI think that's horrible what those jedis in the media did to Mayor Ford, dubbing him the "Cracking Smoking Mayor of Toronto" why did they have to focus on his hobby when they could have looked at something good about the way he did his job for instance and called him something good for instance "Freedom Loving Mayor of Toronto" or saying that he has good work ethic or something. It just goes to show you that the jedis hate personal freedoms and they don't believe in creating or enjoying life, only in corrupting it.
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2021-12-19 at 8:29 PM UTC in Remembering your Youth. Ask a 16 year old Questionokay i have to think back.. wayyy back. harken back now yall . hold my beer ,big fricking nut, nigga.
i am getting sleepy.. verrrrrrrry sleepy
**goes back in time 16years **
it was a tumultuous period in the life of college pro
the lights lights fade,and the curtain closes and we return to present day the end
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wow that was cool how did u do dat?! -
2021-12-19 at 7:59 PM UTC in The fat pigs upstairs aka my neighborshire a bunch of prostitutes services and a mariachi band
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2021-12-19 at 5:06 PM UTC in I made a throwaway account to shitpost but there isn't even anything good to shitpost tono u!
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2021-12-19 at 5:01 PM UTC in I made a throwaway account to shitpost but there isn't even anything good to shitpost to
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2021-12-19 at 5 PM UTC in A human life is undesirable if more time is spent fending off suffering than experiencing pleasure...and linux is only free if ur time has no value
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2021-12-19 at 4:05 PM UTC in Interface
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Have you been experimenting with mind altering drugs?
You're starting to make me worry about you lately.
You Codie ass Fed
no drugs bromo. inferface give me chills tho. i was like eeee EEEE
"Mommy, something is wrong with dad I think
He's acting weird again, he's really beginning to scare me
Won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me
And all he does is eat Doritos and Cheetos
And he just fell asleep in his car eating 3 Musketeers in the rear seat"
and im not kodie, you are!