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2021-11-30 at 7:49 AM UTC in I ruined a forklift battery at work tonight and it was funny.
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2021-11-30 at 6:33 AM UTC in Divorce?Damn playmetessi is some real pipe hittin wigtoes
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2021-11-30 at 6:23 AM UTC in Divorce?clintons dont give a fuck they just want more adrenochrome
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2021-11-30 at 3:51 AM UTC in My girlfriend got into a car accident
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2021-11-30 at 1:47 AM UTC in My girlfriend got into a car accidenthe forgot to give her the speech about cars being like magic carpets and how you have to keep you're head on a swivel like in tf2
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2021-11-30 at 1:45 AM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drivetHAT'S hilarious, imagine guys if you did that to lil sporty it would probably go the same way he would pop on one day like HEY GUYS IM DRUNK AGAIN and then dissapear for a month while you were cleaning up the forum the whole time making it into a better place but he never even notices
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2021-11-30 at 1:14 AM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to driveI love the smell of kidiot tears in the morning
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2021-11-30 at 1:01 AM UTC in The America lost to China and continues to lose every day, bunch of losers
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood "running circles" means I can do more than you, do it better, faster and teach other people how to do it.
In the amount of time it would take me to do all of that you would still be struggling to finish one thing. I don't even need to be intoxicated, i'm just naturally fast and strong.
Weed doesn't make me slow it makes me able to focus on things better which I why I can do any job while stoned. On amphetamines I get things done before you even think about doing them.
One day working at Starbucks you would go home crying after fucking up drink orders all day. I could do it on my first try shit faced drunk better than you. I bet you can't even make iced coffee properly
Wow, just Wow. She seems really smart and fundamentally what she's saying makes a lot of sense. It turns out i was ordering it all wrong and i probably confused EVERYONE to heck and made them solve basically one of sploo's logic pussles in theyre head which is sort of lulzy but also i know those puzzles were hard work so im sure they don't want to be solving them all day and its nice when everything just works smoothley and were all on the same page.
shes pretty sassy and she must brush the coffee off her teeth really good and she reminds me of kinko if kinko wasnt a hyper condriact damn i want some star"cucks" now but honestly it's pretty late in the day and that would screw my whole world up and i would probably stay up till 5AM and then fall asleep and thats not a good way to live, caffeine is a powerful drug
the employees at star"cucks" are very personable and always good at being prompt and courteous but at the same time they shoot the shit and tell you a cool story its pretty cool unlike some places where everyones depressed and on braindead zombie mode i predict they will make a lot of profits this year -
2021-11-30 at 12:20 AM UTC in Closing Arguments today in Rittenhouse trial.hoy shit fuys the CDC is hiring Kyler Westinghouser to shill for the shank hes going to tell everyone to protect yourself its there new way of reaching the splinter cells of republicans who dont want to vax but now there hereo is going to say to get shanked
And so his career begins! LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP -
2021-11-30 at 12:13 AM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
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2021-11-29 at 11:09 PM UTC in The America lost to China and continues to lose every day, bunch of losersyeah i don't understand about amazon claiming you can drive one of their vans and be a pothead. i think it's just a publicity stunt because you never really work for amazon you work for Bob's Amazon Delivery Partner company, and I think his insurance providers are going to require him to test drivers for drug use.
so they claim they love potheads driving their trucks, but in reality that doesn't happen. and i agree if youre gonna say pot is OK they should just say that you can do whatever drugs you want because thats discriminatory and pot makes some people on-edge and freak out so they might want to do like oxy or something to chill down instead of get all weird on the drug called pot.
which is why its all a big scam how those companies hide behind all their "not an employees" being classified as contractors, yet amazon or uber or lyft or whoever it is is just like LOL WERE A TECHNOLOGY COMPANY NOT A TAXI COMPANY but then the workers have to follow all their policies and rules or else they get fired
yep, its quite the quandary living in the gigabyte economy -
2021-11-29 at 10:58 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
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2021-11-29 at 10:54 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I hacked your account on Totse, because you had abandoned it. You let the e-mail you used to register expire, so I recreated the email account and then reset the password on your Totse2001 account and gave it to a new user who couldn't register because Jeff took down registration for almost a year.
damn , hoy shit. semi related, I know you mentioned what a powerful "trick" that was, grabbing abandoned domains to re-create email from that domain. i was reading this the other day and it made me think of you https://krebsonsecurity.com/2021/11/the-internet-is-held-together-with-spit-baling-wire/ -
2021-11-29 at 10:52 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecastyeah desalination is cheap enough to get drinking water for developed countries, but its kinda expensive to water ur grass and take a nice long shower with. i predict they will install new pipes and we will have to bathe and water are yards with toilet sewage. the farmers will get the rest of the fresh water, to grow soybeans to ship to gyna
because farming is noble and they are special people and there business is holy -
2021-11-29 at 10:46 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drivethe middle one is fonaplaps, hes prowling for vintage slampigs
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2021-11-29 at 9:29 PM UTC in Rustdamn i wish i could help work dem fields for da corporation. im gonna tyry to follow you're footsteps and join back into the post-apocolyptic-covis-workforce and get some big zwotay so i can become a pro gamer( sounds like programer ) on some modern games like that. might i suggest we could do a zerg attack or code lock brute forcing ( the video i saw they had four guys spend a few hours trying codes SMDH, can't you run a script to manually key in the codes or is the anticheat on there pretty good and would tell it's fake input
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2021-11-29 at 9:20 PM UTC in Divorce?omg! but what about women, would you find it attractive if she uses the chit and frick-word i ( the real cuss ones ) indiscriminately over a hundred times a day?
you and me might cuss, but we have macho things that happen in our lives that justify those crude exclamations. personally i think you should try not to cuss around women and they should try not to cuss because basically its like the next step is ... what are they are going to grow a beard or mustache or something. -
2021-11-29 at 9:07 PM UTC in Divorce?
Originally posted by Solstice Why does EVERY black woman on the internet say "chit"? I must know
i think its more lady like cause its not technically cursing that way. like htey don't have to stoop so low to get the point across.
kind of like when you call someone a caca-head it does the job without having to lower yourself to the position of being a cusser -
2021-11-29 at 9:05 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drivehes going to make an automobile theme for NIS with lots of kOOL car animations and sfx
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2021-11-29 at 9:01 PM UTC in Why does alcoholics anonymous use a satanic symbol as their logoyea its pretty dope i habve no friends so i just go to AA and tell fantastical stories so all the old alchies think im cool
