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  1. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    If it's average, at least it's not absolute shit
  2. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Honda Civic and Kawasaki Ninja
  3. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    I bought a bunch of memantine to get fucked up with but the more I read about it the more I think I should stop all the drugs and then try it therapeutically
  4. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by aldra I don't dream much lately, but I had one the other night where I cut my hand to the bone. I bandaged it up and decided not to go to hospital.

    When I took the bandage off, the wound had healed but not closed - there was a massive slit in the flesh where you could see my finger bones.

    I went to see a doctor but he told me it was too late and that I should've gotten stitches before it healed.

    Over the next few… days? I started to notice these splits opening up elsewhere on my body, like my skin was getting smaller or my bones were getting bigger, like my skeleton was changing into the hulk and the rest of me was splitting and tearing around it.

    When I looked in a mirror and saw my face receding away from my emerging skull, I got the strange impression that what was coming out wasn't me, but something else entirely

    For reason I always look extremely distorted and/or demonic if I look in a mirror during a dream

    Apparently it happens to a lot of people
  5. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by HTS Soy milk is better for you.

    Not good for men in the amounts that many Americans drink
  6. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Just cut out dairy if you're trying to save money. I'll spare you the details, but it's definitely no good for you anymore

    Almond milk is much better IMO. It says that it requires refrigeration after opening but I don't see any reason it should be if you're going to be using it up within a week or two
  7. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Xiaomi Hybrid Pro. Literally the best headphones under $150… And they cost ~$30.

    I've had two pairs of these now. I don't know if it's the oil that I work with or if I just use them much more than most people, but both of them developed shorts in the cords within a few months.

    The first set developed a short after a few months, but i was careless with the cord and just let it get twisted up and didn't care. Eventually, the cord got snagged on something while I was working, and I didn't notice and quickly walked off, ripping the cord clear out of the jack, so that was my own fault. I was much more careful with the second pair, unwinding them every time i noticed them starting to get twisted, but they still got a short in them within a few months.

    Still the best sounding headphones I've had, and for $30 they're great. Do they make a wireless version?

    Still, thanks for the recommendation.
  8. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by infinityshock you literally paid a nigger whore to fuck. there is no redemption from that. that is the epitome of the bottom of the barrel.

    You always have to pay for sex (food, drinks, movie, etc) and even then it's not a sure thing. Might as well cut out the middleman
  9. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Redhead. She looks like she'd be better at femdom

    I don't think I'd pay more than 300 USD for a hooker, but I probably wouldn't have her spend the night with me either
  10. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Do they not realise that censoring him will just make everyone think that everything he's said is true?
  11. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    I ordered a prostitute off of adult work or back page or one of those sites. She showed up at my motel room a couple hours later.

    Without thinking, i said "Hey, you look just like one of my aunts. I couldn't tell in the pictures."

    She said "oh" in a kind of disappointed manner, and then "if you'll just pay for the gas..."

    "I've always wanted to fuck her," I interrupted.

    Her face lit up. "Oh really? That's...pretty kinky. What was her name?"

    "Lena."

    "You can call me that if you want to."

    I took her up on that offer.

    Best dream ever.
  12. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Fonaplats is what happens when parents force their child to see a psychiatrist from a very young age
  13. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Sophie Ever notice how blood looks black in the moonlight?

    It burns black as well
  14. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by infinityshock a what?

    the sheriff unmarked cars all have registrations in may….but that doesnt really help because if the registration date is visible so are their 'stealth' lights.

    All the "stealth cops" around here have license plates with "permanent" on them
  15. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by infinityshock fun story…a nigger was stealing furniture from a hotel…manager called the cops…nigger was loading his truck with furniture…cop asked him nicely to stop…nigger shoots/kills cop…makes international news and a rip roaring clusterfuck in the city i live in. i saw unmarked cars and trucks that i had no idea were even cop cars.

    Just assume anything with a permanent tag is a cop
  16. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Making moonshine are we?

    Whatever you do, you'll l probably want to throw out your first batch if you're heating up copper like that

    IIRC that's how my last supervisor got copperiedus

    He was out for a week lol
  17. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    I can't tell if i'm growing up or getting old but this place is definitely losing its appeal to me, nothing but trolls trolling trolls these days

    Has it always been like this and I've just never noticed or is it actually getting worse?
  18. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Test is bullshit:

  19. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by benny vader i mean literally, like after you took a big dump and feel curious about what happened to the foods you chewed and swallow ….

    what had been well processed and what not ???

    I'm usually more concerned about the blood than the shit
  20. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    OTOH I just went from "lack of focus and motivation" to "Hyperfocus and impulsivity" so at least there's that
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