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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ever notice how blood looks black in the moonlight?
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    I read that some AI company claims their program can accurately detect pedophiles by facial features with 80% accuracy.

    That's frigg'n nuts, so I was looking up pics of pedos, hebes, and epehebs to see if I could figure it out myself.

    At least with the pedos mugshots, I was able to deduce that possibly has something to do with more widely opened eyes, as if a pedo's cognition process leads the brain into telling the eyes to open more fully.

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    I've been wondering a lot about how your facial expression subconsciously tells others what you're thinking about to some degree. Just how your eyes and lips are set and move makes a huge difference to how others respond to you.

    I think it's really difficult to actually lie to someone else and get away with it. If something sounds completely off, it's treated as humour, but if it's just slightly off, it paints lie lie lie all over it, even if it's not. It's almost impossible to say something smoothly, evenly, and without blinking or killing eye contact for a moment.

    It's better to say something outlandish or in a funny voice if you have to lie because instead of thinking you're a lying shithead, people might just think your kidding.

  3. Originally posted by Sophie Ever notice how blood looks black in the moonlight?

    And just what have you been up to?
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    "average face" using eigenfaces doesn't even make sense.

    "AI company" claiming to detect criminality is almost certainly doing some CNN sophistry. Show me the paper and I'll show you what methodological error and shitty publishing standards look like.
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  5. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Sophie Ever notice how blood looks black in the moonlight?

    It burns black as well
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ohfralala And just what have you been up to?

    Just being edgy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by stare rape It burns black as well

    Blood trivia on point.
  8. Originally posted by Lanny "average face" using eigenfaces doesn't even make sense.

    "AI company" claiming to detect criminality is almost certainly doing some CNN sophistry. Show me the paper and I'll show you what methodological error and shitty publishing standards look like.

    "Faception has built 15 different classifiers, which Gilboa said evaluate with 80 percent accuracy certain traits. The start-up is pushing forward, seeing tremendous power in a machine's ability to analyze images"

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/innovations/wp/2016/05/24/terrorist-or-pedophile-this-start-up-says-it-can-out-secrets-by-analyzing-faces/

    So yeah, I guess governments are gonna start taking the word of an AI startup company to start plugging people into a database for highented risk of committing the 2nd most heinous crime there is based on a whopping 15 facial classifiers yeeeeeeeeeee
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    >washington post
  10. Originally posted by Sophie
    >washington post

    kek

    I figured someone would mention that

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    So I've been thinking about trying crack lately, went to over to dream to check it out and my lanta, saw they're only charging $115 for FIVE grams of &M. You only get 1g of crack for that.

    I still don't have much interest in it, but those prices are making me want to pop my meth cherry for good.
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DietPiano

    that's fucking retarded. if it was real then everyone in jail would look pretty much the same, but they don't. the fact is that you are not born a criminal or non criminal. crime is something that is committed by people, human beings who have got caught up in particular circumstances is all.



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  12. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    I ordered a prostitute off of adult work or back page or one of those sites. She showed up at my motel room a couple hours later.

    Without thinking, i said "Hey, you look just like one of my aunts. I couldn't tell in the pictures."

    She said "oh" in a kind of disappointed manner, and then "if you'll just pay for the gas..."

    "I've always wanted to fuck her," I interrupted.

    Her face lit up. "Oh really? That's...pretty kinky. What was her name?"

    "Lena."

    "You can call me that if you want to."

    I took her up on that offer.

    Best dream ever.
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  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by stare rape I ordered a prostitute off of adult work or back page or one of those sites. She showed up at my motel room a couple hours later.

    Without thinking, i said "Hey, you look just like one of my aunts. I couldn't tell in the pictures."

    She said "oh" in a kind of disappointed manner, and then "if you'll just pay for the gas…"

    "I've always wanted to fuck her," I interrupted.

    Her face lit up. "Oh really? That's…pretty kinky. What was her name?"

    "Lena."

    "You can call me that if you want to."

    I took her up on that offer.

    Best dream ever.

    What a nice whore. I suppose she better be if you're paying for her company, even if it's in a dream
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Lately my dreams have been extra bizarre. The other night i dreamed i went into some room in some house and there was a bomb there, when i held it close to my face to have a good look at it, it exploded. Instead of dying, for some reason it exploded into a million syringe needles. They were sticking all out of my neck and face. Blood was leaking out of them.

    That was mildly disturbing.

    Then the other night i dreamed i met a young girl, she had a twin sister and a younger sister. And their parents were dead, and in the dream i kind of got involved with one of the twin girls,not sexually, but definitely romantically, that was kind of nice. But the outside world was pretty bleak and gray. IDK what happened to her siblings.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I think it's the heat. It's like a billion degrees here. Ugh summer. I prefer autumn, or spring.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I don't dream much lately, but I had one the other night where I cut my hand to the bone. I bandaged it up and decided not to go to hospital.

    When I took the bandage off, the wound had healed but not closed - there was a massive slit in the flesh where you could see my finger bones.

    I went to see a doctor but he told me it was too late and that I should've gotten stitches before it healed.

    Over the next few... days? I started to notice these splits opening up elsewhere on my body, like my skin was getting smaller or my bones were getting bigger, like my skeleton was changing into the hulk and the rest of me was splitting and tearing around it.

    When I looked in a mirror and saw my face receding away from my emerging skull, I got the strange impression that what was coming out wasn't me, but something else entirely
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Hard to believe, but technological advancements will soon allow the government to read your actual thoughts, just like you'd scan a debit card. They will have scanners everywhere, in the streets, in the pubs, in the bathrooms, at your place of employment, in your car, in your own home, and they will be able to detect thought patterns remotely. It's all coming down the pipe. Another 20 or 30 years and we'll be there. After all, your thoughts are basically nothing more than electrical and chemical reactions, so all that is required is a device/system which is sensitive enough to "read", measure and interpret them.
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra I don't dream much lately, but I had one the other night where I cut my hand to the bone. I bandaged it up and decided not to go to hospital.

    When I took the bandage off, the wound had healed but not closed - there was a massive slit in the flesh where you could see my finger bones.

    I went to see a doctor but he told me it was too late and that I should've gotten stitches before it healed.

    Over the next few… days? I started to notice these splits opening up elsewhere on my body, like my skin was getting smaller or my bones were getting bigger, like my skeleton was changing into the hulk and the rest of me was splitting and tearing around it.

    When I looked in a mirror and saw my face receding away from my emerging skull, I got the strange impression that what was coming out wasn't me, but something else entirely

    Damn, that's pretty disturbing. My dream always involve some disturbing shit or death, and on the rare occasion girls i like.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They will have every single face on the planet on file, from birth, and they will be able to identify anyone at anytime anywhere instantly through facial recognition technology. Massive computer banks will hold all the information. Satellites will circle the Earth scanning every square inch on the surface of the planet in real time, logging every movement and every thought. It's all coming down the pipe. And when they are all done, they will cry "finally!! peace and security!!", and that will be the final end of them all.

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