Do you take the TP rolls from your hotel rooms?

2018-08-05 at 10:49 PM UTC

#21

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by benny vader i normally just take the bible.

2018-08-05 at 10:50 PM UTC

#22

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by infinityshock ill take the stuff im going to use…including the bath towels, which i use to clean my car or such things.

so you enjoy smearing traces of other mens cums and semens on your vehicle ?????

what else do you wipe with them ????

2018-08-05 at 10:52 PM UTC

#23

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by EllariaSand

words of gott are free.

2018-08-05 at 11:12 PM UTC

#24

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader ive seen the sand niggers packing the curtains with them.

cur fucking tains.

i normally just take the bible.

fun story...a nigger was stealing furniture from a hotel...manager called the cops...nigger was loading his truck with furniture...cop asked him nicely to stop...nigger shoots/kills cop...makes international news and a rip roaring clusterfuck in the city i live in. i saw unmarked cars and trucks that i had no idea were even cop cars.

2018-08-05 at 11:22 PM UTC

#25

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader so you enjoy smearing traces of other mens cums and semens on your vehicle ?????

what else do you wipe with them ????

whatever medications youre on...up the dosage. at least triple.

2018-08-05 at 11:29 PM UTC

#26

Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

Originally posted by infinityshock whatever medications youre on…up the dosage. at least triple.

You post constantly about gay sex...it's a fair question.

2018-08-05 at 11:36 PM UTC

#27

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Cootehill You post constantly about gay sex…it's a fair question.

there was zero relevancy between my post and the idiots reply.

2018-08-05 at 11:39 PM UTC

#28

Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

Originally posted by infinityshock there was zero relevancy between my post and the idiots reply.

Well you admit now that you're gay, so do you do cum play? It's a legit question.

2018-08-05 at 11:44 PM UTC

#29

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Originally posted by infinityshock fun story…a nigger was stealing furniture from a hotel…manager called the cops…nigger was loading his truck with furniture…cop asked him nicely to stop…nigger shoots/kills cop…makes international news and a rip roaring clusterfuck in the city i live in. i saw unmarked cars and trucks that i had no idea were even cop cars.

Just assume anything with a permanent tag is a cop

2018-08-05 at 11:50 PM UTC

#30

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by stare rape Just assume anything with a permanent tag is a cop

a what?

the sheriff unmarked cars all have registrations in may....but that doesnt really help because if the registration date is visible so are their 'stealth' lights.

2018-08-05 at 11:51 PM UTC

#31

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Cootehill Well you admit now that you're gay, so do you do cum play? It's a legit question.

its not gay if you dont tell me you love me when im plundering your orifices.

2018-08-06 at 12:35 AM UTC

#32

S6x African Astronaut

Originally posted by EllariaSand It’s nice to leave a surprise for the maids when you check out too

But we had to leave the lamp 🙁

I have a Freakish Photo like this.. but it was just a freak of nature by throwing it on a chair.

imagine how much it fucked me up opening my eyes and staring at it. You know how you see patterns of faces or things on a bedspread? this was more like your strangled sheet joke.. but by chance. because I was the one who threw it on the chair in the middle of the night because it was so hot. (Its a comforter) and no matter how I looked at it awaken, the fucking this looked like someone hiding under it.

2018-08-06 at 12:38 AM UTC

#33

S6x African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock a what?

the sheriff unmarked cars all have registrations in may….but that doesnt really help because if the registration date is visible so are their 'stealth' lights.

in California they used to say "Exempt Plates". I was visiting some highschool friend who lived in these small projects and they would run everytime. I would just stand there. whats the point of running? well probably some of them were holding.

still funny. I don't think they do that anymore. they have coded plates now (number sequence prolly)

2018-08-06 at 12:41 AM UTC

#34

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Nah the tp is usually shitty quality and I'm supposed to be the one that makes it shitty.
Coffee/tea and such though is either coming with me or I make sure to drink it

2018-08-06 at 4:29 AM UTC

#35

S6x African Astronaut

Originally posted by Number13 Nah the tp is usually shitty quality and I'm supposed to be the one that makes it shitty.
Coffee/tea and such though is either coming with me or I make sure to drink it

sup U13

The Toilet Paper at Marriott (which I usually stayed in) is top quality double ply.

The Soap is shit. the shampoo is OK but the lotion for rubbing one out is also good on the leg wound I have to care for the rest of my life.

When I go into Marriotts, I look for the maid's cart, grab extra towells and coffee and get a free caffiene rush while bindg watching whatever shows on TV .. usually history channel shit or if a decent film is on. or even buy a few movies.

but I grabbed a few towells for when I was homeless in my car. once a week or once every two weeks I would stay at Marriott. I would ask for the maid to clean the bathtub by saying it smelled, please bring Ajax or Comet. then when they leave, I tip them a few dollars and then I take a can of Lysol and sprayed the shit out of it. or rubbing alcohol.

this would allow me to then take a towell and lay it on the bathtub and fill the tub up with hot water, fill it with either shampoo or bath bubbles (if they had it in the bathroom) and soak my stanky ass body and relax my spine that is all fucked up.

don't preach to me about all of the cum jerked off into the tub.. that shit is everywhere. what can a brotha do

2018-08-06 at 5:58 AM UTC

#36

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Originally posted by infinityshock a what?

the sheriff unmarked cars all have registrations in may….but that doesnt really help because if the registration date is visible so are their 'stealth' lights.

All the "stealth cops" around here have license plates with "permanent" on them

2018-08-06 at 6:07 AM UTC

#37

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

so ppl that steal used wash rags and cheap toilet paper do you also fill ur pockets up with the free straws and sweet n low from restaurants?

2018-08-06 at 6:08 AM UTC

#38

HTS highlight reel

I take the bedsheets and pillowcases and use those for TP.

2018-08-06 at 7:41 AM UTC

#39

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by infinityshock there was zero relevancy between my post and the idiots reply.

really ???

do you not know used hotel towels are full of cum and semen stains ???

have you never put them under the black lights ???

2018-08-06 at 8:15 AM UTC

#40

S6x African Astronaut

fuking shit who is this guy? it got hot as fuck in that room

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